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Rachel: Where's my Squall-Chan, where is he!

You know he won't be coming till the day after tomorrow

Rachel: Why?

He's busy making a speech about the hotdogs and to how to help Dollet. Any way here's the fic!

"I'm hungry!" Rachel said, stomach roaring.

"Jeez, how the hell are you going to be a SeeD with that?" A boy with black hair and blonde tips said.

"Hi Rachel!" A girl with brownish blonde hair screamed.

"Mike! Why do you always leave us behind when you fight GFS!" A sliver haired boy said panting.

"B-B-But it was ODIN! KING OF THE NORSE GODS! I had to fight him alone..." Mike said pouting; "besides I didn't have a Bishonen hunter on top of me."

"Shut up you." The boy said.

"HI Selena! Did you see squall? He ran off after he used a crowbar and yanked my off." Rachel said with a great anger toward Eyes.

Riku, who had stealthily got out of Selena's grip and looked at Eyes… "You look like, like, like ME!"

"So we do, dye your hair black so we don't have to worry about mix ups." Eyes said calmly.

Selena, overheard the word "dye" and "your" and then blurted with a gigantic head "RIKU WILL NOT DYE HIS HAIR! YOU DYE YOUR OWN FLIPPING HAIR IF YOU WANT TO, BUT RIKU'S ASS IS MINE!"

Rachel, Riku, and Mike hid in the corner whilst Eyes stood there, then finally spoke, "How the hell did your head get so big?"

"She does that all the time… Sadly the say, she doesn't loose her voice that easily." Mike said regaining face, "and anyway where's Cloud Sensei?"

"Next door…"Eyes said shocked, "…And wait she can't loose her VOICE!"

Mike left long before Eyes came back from shock, Riku followed him and ditched Selena.

Rachel was trying to calm Selena down, when Eyes remembered he had to drag Rachel to Quezacotl's lair. "Rachel, I know were Squall went, if you follow me I'll take you to him…"

Rachel heard only Squall and follow, so she followed Eyes to the supposed location of squall. They reached the old tower of Quezacotl, and Rachel said "is Squall-Chan here?"

"Why do you call him that? He's not your boyfriend…" Eyes said, coldly

"BECAUSE HE IS MINE! THAT DAMNED RINOA-BITCH KEEPS GETTING IN THE WAY OF MY SQUALL-CHAN! BUT THAT'S GOING TO CHANGE VERY SOON…"

Eyes stared at her and she stared back. Then he said, "Whatever."

Will Eyes's Sanity hold up? Will they find Squall? What was Rachel planning? And what is this hotdog speech that me, the author was saying earlier… find out next on…. CRAZY BALAMB GARDEN! Please review :).