Hello! Back again after a good long break… well not exactly, but who cares!
Rachel: what are you talking about, you don't have breaks! Now FIND ME SQUALL-CHAN!
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Riku: Just do it… it'll shut her up… and GET YOUR SISTER OFF ME!
Selena: My Rikipoo
…Selena, no don't, your choking him, no don't, put him down… SELENA! GIVE HIM BACK HIS SHIRT!
Riku: sobs Hhhheeeeeelllllpppppppp!
"ARE WE THERE YET!
"No, we're still not there since the last time you said that Rachel… its just up this hill."
"Are YOU sure that Squall-Chan's there?"
They reach the top of the hill and saw the abandon tower, lightning was hitting the top and heard a screech of a bird.
"What was… THAT?" Rachel said, "it sounded like something was… dying."
"I don't know, don't care…" Eyes said unnoticing of what just happened.
"I hope Squall-Chan's ok…"
Meanwhile Squall was in his office, making his speech for the invasion of Dollet. A man with a booze bottle and a white long coat came creeping toward Squall.
"What do you want Seifer? I'm busy." Squall said, "If it's about that teaching job that was open, I found someone else, who wasn't an alcoholic, so go away."
"Uh… shut up, I want a place to sleep damn it." Seifer grouched as he walked toward the bed.
"Y-YOU BASTERD! THAT'S MY BED!" Squall ran toward his bed and tried throwing him off but Seifer grabbed him and said, "Teddy…"
"Damn it!" Squall yelled angrily, "CLOUD, THAT'S IT! I'LL CALL CLOUD!" He fumbled around in his pocket with a free hand, "were us that phone… I hope he has his razor…"
Bbbbrrrriiiinnngggg… Bbbbbrrrriiinnnggg… Bbbbrriii-"Hello" Cloud spoke in his phone, "hurry up, my batteries are dying."
"I need desperate HELP! Seifer passed out on my bed and… OH JUST HELP ME!"
"Fine, just wa-" The phone cut off just before Cloud could finish what he said.
"I hope he gets here… AND WILL YOU GET OFF OF ME!" Squall yelled into Seifer's ear.
"Why, yes Teddy I do want some crackers…"
Just then Cloud walked in from the door, "oh god, I can see why you just wanted me to help… OMNI SLASH!"
"Cloud! NO! DON'T PLEASE!"
"Ah Shi-"
"Horsy!" Seifer said sleepily and grabbed Cloud.
"NOOOOOOOO!" Cloud and Squall said together.
Will Cloud and Squall be able to get free? Will Rachel be able to get her GF? And will I be able to string to sentences?
Selena: HEY!
What now…
Selena: I'm not in this chapter!
Well I'm not either. So tough love! Actually you in the disclaimers…
Selena: NOBODY READS THE DISCLAIMERS!
Ta-ta bye for now!
Hey, I've been busy with other things like writing my nobody poker game, which is called The Organization's XIII stories.
Selena: advertising, eh?
Well yeah, best thing to do with one of your popular ones, to show you have another. And anyway here is the fic!
"When we last left Cloud and Squall they were trapped in the clutches of a drunken Seifer." A disembodied voice recapped.
"Hey! If they needed to know what happened they could have just read the last chapter!" Cloud and Squall yelled into the air.
"Well, back to selling hotdogs, and I won't help you." The Voice said as he came out of the closet, to show it was a Moogle with a microphone in his hand. He walked away from the room, muttering on how he hated hotdogs.
"WAIT! Damn it!" they both screamed at once. Cloud pulled out his cell and with desperation dialed a number.
"Who are you calling? Can they even help us?" Squall asked.
"Hopefully, but I never wanted to call this number though," Cloud uttered, "It's Sephiroth's number, I don't even know he'll pick up after last week's poker game."
Brriiinnnggg…Brriinnnggg…brrii- "Hello" spoke the phone
"Um… Sephiroth? I ran into some-" Cloud said, before he could finish the phone then spoke, "Please leave a message after the theme song." The phone finished. After waiting 7 minutes the theme song ended and then there was a click, "Hello? Who is this?"
"Sephiroth! I need some help come to Squall's Office quick befor- AHHHH" Cloud was then cut off. The phone then said, "Your call has been dropped, would you like to try for hours to talk to the person that needed your help?" Sephiroth threw his phone to the ground and crushed it with his foot. He teleported out of his home and instantly warped to his phone company, Sprint wireless. He then killed everyone in the building screaming, "This is what you get for dropping my calls!" and then warped to the garden to find out what Cloud wanted. What he saw was indescribably funny to him and started laughing , "Oh my god! Oh god, my stomach hurts!"
"Yeah, yeah, just help us get out of this mess." Cloud said in total embarrassment.
"One sec. HA ah ha ah ha ah ha!" Sephiroth finished then finished with, "ok, I'm done." He then lunged at Seifer with masamune, his extremely long sword, but was then grabbed by Seifer. Seifer then yelled, Bunny! And then hugged the guts out of the three.
Cloud then made a remark, "I tried brute force, he grabbed me too."
"If he doesn't let go in 1 nanosecond, he's going to taste a meteor in his face" Sephiroth threatened, he then waited two seconds and was about to yell, "Super No-"
"You want to kill us all!" Squall yelled pushing Cloud into Sephiroth. Seifer then moved and moved Cloud into Sephiroth into a weird position. The door opened to show a girl with long black hair coming in saying, "Darling, when are going to get mar-" she then found Squall in the bed with 3 men along with him, She then ran screaming "YUFFIE!"
"WAIT! RINOA! I CAN EXPLAIN! DON'T-"
" She's gone Squall, hopefully someone comes and helps us…"
"Wait I hear something." Cloud shouted, Someone was singing here comes Yuffie, to steal your items, here comes Yuffie… She then walked into squall's office and looked at the four of them, she then went into a fit of laughter and ran off.
"Oh, shit… don't tell me she's going to…" the three conscience ones sighing. Just then a mob of fangirls with cameras started taking pictures of Squall, Sephiroth, Cloud and Seifer in bed. Yuffie then sent them away and helped them out, using only a bottle of sake. "Seifer… booze… strong stuff…" Yuffie baited him with. In a few seconds he swung up, grabbed the Sake and ran into Squall's closet.
"Thanks a lot Yuffie, you made us into the dreams of creepy fangirl yaoi!" Squall screamed. They then rose their weapons at Yuffie, she was backed into a corner and out of desperation used a smoke bomb and disappeared.
"YUFFIE!"Squall, Cloud, and Sephiroth screamed, yelling for bloody murder.
Finally finished the yaoi part of this little mishap. Anyway what happened as a result of this incident caused fangirls to write what they thought really happened between the 4 of them. Will they ever leave their houses again? Will Rinoa come back to Squall? What ever happened to Rachel and eyes? Will Mike, Riku and Selena be shown again? Come and see at the next Crazy Balamb Garden!