The ideal candidate for this position should have a strong background in mathematics, theoretical physics, and computer programming, as well as be able to solve complex technical problems and possess a complete understanding of wormhole physics and ZPM technology. Model electron beam production and propagation using standard modeling codes and the operation of drive laser systems is required. The ability to outrun knife-wielding Genii spies; Wraith stunner blasts; and insane, drug addicted team members is also necessary. Original research in magnetospheric, heliospheric, ITM, solar or planetary sciences; development of space instrumentation and new space flight mission concepts and/or interpret data from space instruments is mandatory. Expertise in building nuclear bombs; alien technologies, especially shield devices; as well foreign weapons systems is also a necessity. Candidate must be able to discern what is critical in the work assigned, establish test methods and procedures, conduct tests, evaluate data, validate findings by comparing with theoretical predictions, and present results, conclusions and recommendations in technical report form. Bomb diffusement under severe time constraints, the ability to detect ancients, as well as a willingness to be possessed by other consciousnesses and/or be kidnapped on a bi-monthly basis is also required. The ability to manage the construction, commissioning and operational testing of various alien technology is a plus (not including the destruction of solar systems). The candidate will need to be creative in identifying and advancing new technologies as well as actively participating in ongoing interdisciplinary research projects. Responsibilities will include initiating and developing creative solutions and new products. Will take charge of the development of testing procedures and manage research staff. Proficiency with various hand weapons, knowledge of military hand signals, and hand-to-hand combat experience is an asset.
Requirements:
PHD in Physics, Material Science, Computer Science and/or Chemistry along with several years experience in electromagnetics. Past work requires proven success and achievement in Radiation Physics through meeting high standards of performance in related work. A minimum of three years of research staff management experience is required. Some weather forecasting experience is helpful.
Candidate must be willing to sign off on a blank commitment to a one-year term of service. Employment subject to successfully completion of a federal background check and medical clearance. Candidate must also possess a rare gene or be willing to undergo unlicensed experimental gene therapy. Must work well under pressure.
Benefits:
- 401K and profit sharing available
- Competitive salary including full room and board
- Uniforms
- Hand weapons provided at no charge on an
as-needed basis
- Full on-site medical (including gene therapy and
dental)
- Disability insurance covering bodily injury and
premature aging
- Full death benefits
U.S. sponsorship is available for this
position.
Equal opportunity employer.