Chap. 5 : Makeup and a run-in with the in-laws

Chap. 5 summary : Draco and Hermione make up in the sexiest way...before getting interuppted by some in-laws...


After having Draco spend the night on the couch, she forgave him. She sighed happily when the door then opened and there stood Draco in a towel (very little towel, Hermione added), his hair was slicked back, like it was during his years at Hogwarts, the glistening water on his body, sliding further and further down, to a certain body part which was standing at attention.

Hermione chuckled at the sight in front of her. "Is that wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

Draco went up to her and whispered to her. "I think someone's happy to see you." Hermione laughed, as he climbed on top of her, taking her shirt off in the process.

"Do you think we have time of for quick shag?" Hermione asked, and Draco began kissing her.

"No (kiss), no (kiss), no (kiss), never (kiss) a (kiss) quickie (kiss) with you (kiss) always (kiss) a (kiss) longie (kiss)" He said while kissing along her jaw line, earning many moans from Hermione.

"Wait-" Draco growled in irritation. "You have to put a silencing charm on…incase they come." Draco smiled at Hermione. That's my Hermione always thinking. Draco then grabbed his wand and whispered.

"Silencio…."


Meanwhile downstairs outside in front of the house

"I hope this is the right address, I mean this house is rather large." Natalie looked down at the piece of parchment Draco sent to them.

"Our house wasn't that big when we were that age, bloody hell we didn't even have a house, it was only a small apartment." John said as he got out of the car, and went to the trunk

Grandmere got out of the car and examined the house. She had a large black hat which was much too big for her small head. It had a veil on it, which covered her face. She lifted the veil which revealed big black sunglasses. She wore a black shawl, and black pants. She took one look at the house, and then at John.

"If Natalie stayed with Pierre she would have hadz this houze at their age." Grandmere stopped in the snow and up to the door, leaving John to get the suitcases.

John rolled his eyes. "This is how much I love you, Nat. I'll even put up with your mother…" Natalie smiled at him and kissed him.

"Mmmm…." Natalie moaned, but was soon interrupted.

"Hem, hem." Natalie groaned and turned around to see her mother with a frown on her face.

" Whatz 're you doingz? Ze snozzinz while you are supposez to be gettingz thz suitcazez." Grandmere then stocked up to the house and knocked on the door, when answered with silence, she then yelled to Natalie.

" NATALIE! THEZE 'RE NOTZ ANZWERINZ! WHATZ SHOULD WE DO!"

"Stuff you and lock you in the basement?" John whispered to himself. Natalie laughed and hit on the arm playfully.

"Let's get the suitcases later, and see how we can get in the house. Before my mon mere has a heart attack."

"Well, it's not like I would mind…"

"John!"

"Okay, okay."

After a few more knocks on the door, the trio grew restless and started to search for a key.

"A ha! I havez found thz keyz!" Grandmere called out.

"Where did you find them?" Grandmere smiled proudly at Natalie.

"I foundz them under thz flowerz plotz."

"Alright, well let's go in." Grandmere then went in and dusted off hershawl before looking around at the sight in front of her.

John and Natalie then came in. The house was quiet, all the lights were off. It was quite chilly also, but that was due to the fire not being lit, Grandmere noted.

"I wonder where they are…." Natalie said as she went to explore the house.

"I bet there upstairs." John said as he looked upstairs but heard no noise.

"Wellz! Don't juzt ztandz there! Get our suitcazez!" Grandmere said to John.

"As you wish, Madame." Grandmere rolled her eyes at his sarcasm.

After John finished getting the suitcases from the car, they all decided to find Draco and Hermione.

"I know that they haven't left, since I told them that I was coming at this time…" Natalie said.

"Well lets go check upstairs…" John suggested.

"Yeah, letz listenz to John. He might have a pointz." Natalie and John then both looked at each other in surprise that her mother, Rebecca would even listen to John.

John, Natalie and Grandmere then climbed up the steps. "I think it's this room." Natalie said as she tried to open it but it wouldn't open. "Well…I guess it isn't this one." She smiled and went to the next one. After five minutes of checking the other rooms, Grandmere, John, and Natalie came upon a room. She then knocked but there was no noise.

"Well here goes nothing..." Natalie said as she turned the door knob, and it opened.

"Thankz thz Heavenz." Grandmere whispered.

Little did they know, the sight that layed before them…would kind of effect the image they had of Draco….and their innocent Hermione.


"Mmm…Draco…oh yes…" Grandmere, John and Natalie then opened the door to see Draco on top of the normally composed Hermione. Draco wasnaked while Hermione was just down to her knickers.

"Oh my God!" Natalie covered her mouth.

"Get the HELL off my daughter." Draco quickly got up, but he made the mistake of not grabbing the towel quickly enough. So everyone got to see his family jewels.

Grandmere simply laughed, and nudged her daughter in the side. " Wellz, now I knowz why Hermione picked Draco…look at the zize of hiz-" Natalie interrupted.

"Oh, sil-vous plait, mon mere!"

Hermione, looking very flushed, grabbed a sheet and covered herself.

This can't get any worst…Draco thought.

Just then a voice came "Draco, darling. I left my suitcase downstairs, could you get any of the house elves to get-"Narcissa came into the room while removing her gloves. Her eyes then widen when she realized what was going on.

Starch that…things have gotten worst. Draco thought.


A/N : Okay, so there's chap. 5, nice and ready. Hope you enjoyed ( like usually ), thank you guys for all the reviews. They really help the motivation! Umm...well read and review! Happy Thanksgiving!