A/N: Hi! I know it's been a really really long time since I posted chappie 1, but I've been really busy! You can flame me if you want! This is my belated Christmas present to all my readers (hopefully you all are still with me lol!) Soooo, here's chapter 2 of Matchmaker Moony, Merry Christmas, and remember its from Remus's PoV! Enjoy!

Disclaimer: Last time I checked, I was not JK Rowling, and unless something has changed since then, I do not own anything but OC's and the plot!

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Sirius exclaimed, "Who wants to play TRUTH or DARE!"

Matchmaker Moony

Chapter 2

Truth or Dare

"Truth or Dare?" Lily repeated, walking in to the common room looking confused, "What's that?"

Sirius looked astonished that Lily had never played, or even heard of, for that matter, the game of Truth or Dare in her six years if attending Hogwarts. I, however, wasn't too surprised. Lily generally doesn't get sucked into things like that.

After recovering from his shock, Sirius said, "Truth or Dare is this game where someone asks you 'truth or dare' and you pick one. If you pick Truth, you have to tell the truth to whatever question they ask you. If you pick Dare, you have to do whatever you're dared." He looked very pleased at his lengthy and detailed explanation. Lily, however, still looked very confused.

"Here, come and play with us," I said, beckoning her forward, "you can watch to see how it's done." Lily, of course, trusted me enough to know I would never get her into any real trouble, and came and joined the circle we had formed in the common room.

"Sooooo," Sirius said, rubbing his hands together, looking eager, "Who should start?"

"I think you should, Sirius," Lily piped up.

"Oh, Lily, you make me blush," Sirius replied, pretending to be bashful, "Okay, hmmmmm, Moony!"

Sirius said this actually quite loudly, bringing me out of my reverie.

"What?" I said, looking at Sirius.

"Moony, truth or dare?" I really had hoped I wouldn't be dragged into this so soon. But then again, it could be a good thing. You see, I have really not played much truth or dare in my life, seeing as it's a Muggle game, and though I live with my Muggle grandparents over the summer, I know very few Muggles my age who would play with me. (A/N: You, my dear readers, have such perverted minds. I don't mean 'play with me' in that way!)

"Hmmmmmm," I thought. Well, you can never go wrong with Truth, but then again, Dare is much more interesting. I always like to play on the safe side…….

"Truth," I concluded.

"Oh, Moony! You're so bor-ing!" Sirius whined in this nasally, girly voice, "Oh well. Hmmmmmm, Moony," Sirius said, scratching his chin, he almost convinced me that he was thinking.

"Padfoot, stop trying to look smart, it doesn't suit you," I said laughing. He stopped scratching his chin immediately.

"Is it true that you like Stair Wars?" Sirius asked.

"Don't you mean Star Wars?" I asked.

"Yeah, whatever that thing is with all the Jet-eyes and life savers…."

"I do like Star Wars," I said, "but you like them too Sirius!"

"OK Moony! Your turn!" Sirius said trying to change the subject off of his unnatural fetish for Star Wars.

"Okay, James, truth or dare?" I asked James already knowing the answer.

"Dare!" James said without hesitating.

Dares were hard to think of. C'mon Moony! Think!

"Uh, okay, James," I said, "I dare you to lick the bottom of your shoe."

"Oh, how original Moony," James said looking disgusted, "Do you know how many times I've licked the bottom of my shoe?"

"Actually, I really don't want to know" I said wondering exactly how many times James had played truth or dare in his life.

Everyone watched, filled with apprehension as James leaned over and…licked the bottom of his shoe. Dun dun dun.

"That's really disgusting you know," Lily said, edging away from James, as she was sitting next to her.

"Okay! My turn. Lily," James said smiling turning to the poor girl beside him, "Truth or dare?"

"Ummmmm, dare I guess," she said (A/N: remember, James doesn't like her, so he won't dare her to kiss him or anything)

"Okay, Lily, I dare you to, um, snog Peter!" James said feeling brilliant.

"What! Peter? Ewww, no!" Lily said, forgetting that Peter was sitting right next to her. She noticed this right after she'd said that. "Oh, I mean, um, I thought he said I had to snog Sirius!"

"Hey!" Sirius said, looking unhappy and pouty that someone had dissed him like that, especially a girl.

I was beginning to feel that this party would never liven up, so I said, "I'm thirsty, anyone want some butterbeer?"

Sirius caught my drift and ran upstairs to his "secret" stash of butterbeer (that we'd already spiked)

He rushed down the steps leading from the Boys' Dormitory.

"Where'd you get the butterbeer, Sirius?" Lily asked, looking disapprovingly towards the bottles in his arms.

"Oh, I have…connections…" Sirius said mysteriously, though all of us Marauders knew exactly what he was talking about.

Sirius passed out the bottles around the posse and settled back down again, "Okay, whose turn was it?"

Lily tried to make it look as though she didn't know who's turn it was, but James remembered, "Oh yeah, Lily has to snog Peter!" James said, pointing at Lily.

She turned a dark shade of crimson and leaned across the circle and quickly pecked Peter on the lips. She wiped her mouth on her robes while he had his back turned.

"Okay, Peter!" Sirius said, though he was a little tipsy after drinking almost all of his bottle of butterbeer.

"Um, Sirius, truth or dare?" Peter squeaked, looking at Sirius with a frightened expression. He knew only too well that Sirius could become violent and slightly perverted when 'under the influence.'

"DARE!" Sirius screamed.

"Okay, uh, I dare you to give James a wet willy!" Peter said as if it was the very worst thing you could ever do to someone.

Sirius stared at Peter for a second, trying to figure out what was wrong with this boy. He cocked his head to the side.

Suddenly, he stuck his finger in his mouth and jabbed it in James's ear. "Ha ha! Gotcha!" he screamed and broke into a fit of hysterics. James started giggling to, but in a more girly way. He put his hand to his mouth and was looking around, trying to stifle his laughter.

Lily was getting a little tipsy and started walking around as if she was dizzy. She tripped over Sirius's foot and landed on top of him.

"Oh, sssorryyy," she slurred, sitting on Sirius's chest. He, just pulled her down and started snogging her right there.

This wasn't going quite as planned. Lily hadn't said she liked James (or vice versa), and was making out with Sirius, the one who was supposed to be helping me get James and Lily together. So much for that idea.

I slumped onto one of the couches in the common room. I felt myself losing conciseness. Can't fall asleep. Must stay awake. Can't fall asl….

A/N: Okay peoples. That was about the same length as the last one, but at least I updated, right? Please review cuz it really helps me. My 13th birthday was December 8th, so wish me a belated b-day in your review, or you shall feel my wrath! Naw, just kidding, if you do decide to review, you will get some virtual cookies and chocolate (and if you don't like that stuff cough crazy cough then I'll give you something else virtual!) Deal?

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