Chapter: A Million Points of View
MissLinuxthePenguin
Tonk's PoV
Why is he staring at me?
Remus' PoV
Why does she have pink hair?
Tonk's PoV
Does he think my hair is weird?
Remus' PoV
I like it. Its pretty.
Tonk's PoV
HE THINKS MY HAIR IS WEIRD.
Sirius' Pov
Its quiet...
Harry's PoV
He. Short. Five. Bloody. Hell. Remus
Ginny's PoV
Is Harry dead? (waves head in front of Harry's face) Yup. He's dead.
Harry's PoV
Why is she waving her hand in my face?
Ginny's PoV
I KILLED HIM. I KILLED HARRY POTTER
...Well... I didn't but, I COULD BE CHARGED AS AN ACCESSORY!
Harry's PoV
Why is she staring at me like that?
Tonk's PoV
HE HATES MY HAIR. I KNOW IT. HE HATES IT.
Remus' PoV
Is the black-haired boy dead?
The red-haired girl keeps looking at him funny.
Sirius' PoV
Wow. I... Its quiet.
Very quiet.
Too quiet.
I should do something about that.
"I LIIKE TOAST."
Tonk's PoV
REMUS HATES MY HAIR DOES-
wait. did sirius just said he liked toast?
Remus' PoV
Why do the red-haired boy and brown-haired girl keep fighting?
Hey. Did the black haired man just said he liked toast?
And he said he was a friend of my father?
Sirius' PoV
Why isn't anyone talking,
I mean I went out there and LAID IT ALL OUT THERE.
I confessed my love for toast, and they DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY!
Remus' PoV
"Er.. I like toast too."
Did I just say that?
Yes, judging by the surprised look on the faces of them... I did.
Tonk's PoV
Did Little Remus just say that he liked toast too?
Sirius' PoV
I bet the little bugger likes toast. HE ATE ALL OF IT.
Remus' PoV
Wait. Where's the ... rest of the toast?
HE ATE IT.
THE... the black-haired man ate all the toast.
Sirius' PoV
OH THIS THIS IS WAR LITTLE REMUS
Remus' PoV
I SHALL GET EVEN, BLACK HAIRED MAN. I SHALL
Tonk's PoV
Are Little Remus and Sirius having a... staring contest?
Ginny's PoV
Yup. He died.
Harry's PoV
Why won't she stop staring at me?
Ginny's PoV
GREAT MERLIN! HES NOT DEAD.
"EEEEEEEK."
Harry's PoV
SHIT WHY OH WHY DID SHE HAVE TO SCREAM? OW MY EARS..
MEANWHILE
Fred's PoV
"FRED WE ARE DEAD, SCREWED, AND ... DEAD." George doesn't.. er.. handle stress very well, and the thought of what mum would do if she ever found out that we were responsible for the little mishap this morning... is definitely a scary thought.
"BREATH GEORGE. JUST CALM DOWN. WE NEED TO FIND A WAY TO FIX THIS."
"Okay. FIX THIS.. Wait, have we tried reversing the ingredient order?"
BACK AT GRIMMAULD PLACE
Arthur's PoV
This is a prime example of the perfect situation in which a ... what was it called?
The muggle-noise-maker thing...
A FOGHORN!
Yes, a prime example of the perfect situation in which a fog horn would be perfect and very useful.
Now, where am I going to find a foghorn...
Dumbledore's PoV
here's a llama
there's a llama
and another little llama
fuzz...
Hermione's PoV
BLOODY SODDING IDIOT.
"RONALD. DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU AGIAN...
Ron's PoV
"NOT TO SPILL THE JAM!"
WHY WON'T SHE SHUT UP! IT'S JUST JAM FOR MERLIN'S SAKE!
Hermione's PoV
He's WASTING JAM.
MY FAVORITE JAM.
THE JAM THAT I HAD NO IDEA EXISTED A MINUTE AGO .. BUT ITS MY FAVORITE... now.
Ron's PoV
Oh shit. I've made her really mad. She's got that evil glint in her eyes.. shitshitshitshitsh...
Hermione's PoV
MUWHAHAHAHHA. spiders. MUWHAHAHHAHAHAHA. SPIDERS.. MUWHAHAHAHHA.
If Ron wants to play this game, oh we'll play it.. (laughs evilly)
Ron's PoV
Did she just cackle?
i'm.. screwed.
MEANWHILE
George's PoV
(cuz it was Fred's last time..)
"So, you actually think this will work?"
"POSITIVE. ABSOLUTELY POSITIVE. All we have to do is find a way to make sure he drinks it.."
"We could put it in all the food?"
"Nah, wouldn't work... we'd have a bunch of albus-dumbledores on our hands if anyone else got any..."
".. you mean a repeat of the goblet of fire?"
"definitely."
"Fred, I know that look on your face. What are you suggesting?"
"His Secret Chocolate Stash!"
"... Have I told you lately that you're brilliant?"
"Not lately, George, not lately.."
"Well, Fred you're brilliant.