Chapter : Seven O'Clock in the House of Black
MissLinuxthePenguin
Sirius Black needed help.
Of course, that was obvious.
He sighed turning to the devious faces sitting next to him.
"Li-"
Snickers
"You tw-"
Snickers
"OKAY I AM MA-"
Snickers
"YOU TWO SHALL BE PU-"
Gut busting Snickers.
"I AM SERIO-"
More Snickers. Black just sighed, wondering why oh why did these things always happened to him...
"Siriussss" James Potter whined. "Can you please Babysit Harry? PLEEASSEEE?"
"PLEASE SIRIUS?"
"Pretty Please? with Sugar on top? PLEASSEEE PADFOOT"
"Fine."
He sighed again, turning to the spawns of the devil.
He picked the two up, one in each arm, and started up the stairs.
The two kicked and screamed, demanding to be put down that instant...
"OR WE WILL REVERT TO INHUMANE METHODS!"
Even as a child, Remus J. Lupin was a walking dictionary.
It was enought to drive a self-respecting prankster crazy.
Which explained for Moony's multiple personalities.. but that was not the point!
As Sirius Black found himself at the mercy of two five year olds, the large grandfather clock struck seven and Molly Weasley walked in Grimmuald Place.
And as the grandfather clock struck one past seven, Molly Weasley walked out of Grimmuald Place leaving Sirius Black to fend for himself.
And through some act of miracle, Sirius Black managed to tuck Tiny Tonks and Little Remus into the two spare guest beds before passing out on the couch.
None could expect what would happen the next day, and none tried to.
Since all parties involved were... well, asleep.
And as the parties slept on, the author chuckled to herself.
The poor unsuspecting fools had no idea what would come to pass in the next chapters, but she did.
And to her, that was terribly funny.
Sighing, she turned to leave.
Stopping in the door frame to place a small package on the welcome mat (it was a rather .. rude welcome mat, but thta was expected. Especially since this was, afterall, the Home of Black).
After taking a second to chackle evilly, she closed the door. And ended her chapter.