Chapter: Mad Eye and the Puppy
MissLinuxthePenguin
Sirius the very small puppy glanced up at his captor, shuddering at how much she looked like Molly Weasley.
And that was no understatement - Tiny Tonks looked very angry indeed. The fact that she was mumbling about stupid boys? It only increased puppy Sirius' fear of his younger cousin...
"Stupid Remus.. I'll show him.." Tiny Tonks cackled evilly. Driving fear into Sirius' small puppy bones - After all, by blood she was a black...
It was at that instant that our third visitor (counting the penguin and little remus as visitors) arrived, creating more chaos than was really necessary.
"Bloody Door... BLACK! Your bloody front door needs fixin' Now where is the grub I was pro-"
Mad Eye Moody was graced with a rather bizarre sight when he walked into the hallway. There, sitting on the front rug was a Miniature Version of Tonks holding a Miniature Version of Padfoot.
And running out of the smoky kitchen was a Miniature Version of Remus J. Lupin - it was almost too much for an old auror like himself to take.
"Er... I um... well, you see... " Remus gulped upon hearing Moody's manic laughter "well.. the kitchen is.. um. .. on fire?"
"Boy, did you say fire?" Within an instant, the fire was doused and Tiny Tonks was extremely close to strangling her male-counterpart (Little Remus).
"Die. Maim. Kill. Harm" Of course, Remus was worried. He was locked in a crazy old house, with this crazy girl with pink hair, a crazy old guy, and a crazy dog. And his parents thought he was crazy! HA! He was perfectly sane compared to this lot...
"WOOF" Remus spun around, realizing that the crazy dog was barking at Moody. Moody muttered something, nodding as if he understood the dog. In an instant, Sirius Black was standing were the dog once was -leaving poor Remus to try to comprehend what had happened.
"Black, ya responsible for this mess, right?" Moody looked suspiciously at Sirius.
"Nope, Moody, not this time. Two red-haired devils decided to use Tonks and Remus as their latest test subjects." Remus' ears pricked up at that. Test subjects? What about test subjects?
"AH. I see. Now, where be Molly?"
"Here, Moody, I'm h-." Molly Weasley had picked a perfectly, absolutely wonderful time to arrive. After all, the kitchen was half burnt and soaked. Glancing into aforementioned kitchen she screamed.