Chapter: Tizzy Seven
MissLinuxthePenguin
MEANWHILE IN Gred's and Forge's secret hiding place of DOOOOOM.
"SHE'S GOING TO GRIND OUR BONES AND MAKE US INTO BREAD!"
"CALM DOWN FRED. Mum's not a cannibal.. .. or at least i don't think she is.."
"THEN SHE'LL FIND SOMETHING WORSE THAN THAT! SOMETHING.. SOMETHING.. HORRID!"
"Like eating slugs ?"
"Worse than eating slugs."
"yelch."
"You can say that twice."
"So what do you propose we do?"
"Enjoy the sunlight- while we can."
"SHE'S GOING TO MAKE US CLEAN SNAPE'S HAIR?"
"Er.. no. as bad as that is.. something WORSE."
"Worse than that?"
"Way worse."
"But.. thats... thats..."
"Inhumane. I know, and that, George, is why we should panic."
The sun rose from its glorious resting place (aka : the other side of the world.. duh) and shone its brilliant rays onto this side of the world (aka : England, Britain, United Kingdom, etc. etc.).
Sadly, most of the rays avoided the House of Black and pushed the dark home into more darkness.
However, a small, naive ray dared to crawl into that darkness and soon found its way into the window above sleeping Nymphadora Tonks, and abruptly awoke the girl (who was now Seven years of age)
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE."
Needless to say, the other occupants (Little Remus and Sirius) were soon more awake than they probably wanted to be - at seven in the morning.
"YOU'RE OLDER!" Sirius was .. bewildered. Bemused. Amused? Disturbed. Perturbed? And at that moment "AM I SANE?" the small penguin "YOU'RE STILL HERE!" waddled up to him "WHAT ARE YOU DOING" and .. poked him? "OUCH"
"SQUEAK."
"I'm sorry, I don't understand PENGUIN."
The penguin took the liberty to roll her eyes and point at the letter sitting on the table.
"What?"
The penguin was officially irritated. This man was definitely thicker than he looked
Tearing the envelope apart, and pointing to the exact paragraph of the letter, the penguin grinned. Realization had finally dawned on Sirius Black.
"OH. So they are SUPPOSE TO GET OLDER."
Tiny Tonks and Little Remus joined the Penguin, and the three of them rolled their eyes at apparently the only responsible adult in the house.
But that was a stretch of the longest variety...