Chapter: The LIST
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Deciding that seven year olds couldn't be nearly as troublesome as five year olds, Sirius left the two in the kitchen and ventured in the 'living room' (hahah. as if anything had been living in there for years...)
Digging through the dresser, Sirius finally found it, his to-do list. (dundundun)
Sirius Black's Deviant To-Do List
1. Find opportune moments to tease Harry about red heads (COUGHginnyCOUGH)
2. Proceed to tease Harry about red heads (COUGHginnyCOUGH)
3. Laugh evilly as godson turns bright red (COUGH)
4. Practice smirking (if help is needed, write to evil disowned family members.)
5. Await replies from evil disowned family members.
6. Send dung bombs to aforementioned evil disowned family members.
7. Await angry replies from aforementioned evil disowned family members.
8. In a fit of vindictiveness send even more dung bombs to aforementioned evil disowned family members.
9. Await more angry replies.
10. Send howlers to aforementioned evil disowned family members.
11. Find a way to get back at the twins for turning this list into a frog.
12. Perhaps threaten to turn them into frogs and feed them to Buckbeak?
13. Find frogs to feed to Buckbeak.
14. Feed tbe frogs Buckbeak
15. Watch as twins turn green. Cackle evilly.
16. Tease Remus about pink-haired witches (COUGHTonksCOUGH)
17. Cough loudly and mutter: HOPELESS under breath whenever Hermoine and Ron are in the room.
18. Cackle evilly as both parties turn bright red.
19. Think of evil ways to torture Snape.
20. After coming up with an idea, execute evil plan to torture Snape.
21. Smirk.
22. Repeat items 19- 21.
23. Find charm to make this to-do list unreadable by ANYONE else.
It was an awfully long to-do list.
Awfully long.
And so, Sirius added another item.
24.. Find way to get back at evil small Remus and Tonks.
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