Er We've Got a Small Problem

by MissLinuxthePenguin

As 8:00 am comes and passes in 12 Grimmauld Place, bizarre events take place. Who is the five year old in the kitchen? Is he really Remus Lupin? What are Fred and George hiding? And where is all the toast coming from? Is there an infinite amount of toast?

11. The OTHER List Part 1

Chapter: The OTHER List PART 1

MissLinuxthePenguin

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Tonks' and Remus' List of Devious Plans

Compiled by yours truly and STOP HOGGING THE PAPER REMUS. AND ME, TONKS.

Make me.

Meep. Er...nevermind..

Back to the list.

Yes. Good idea. 1. Steal his LIST.

He thinks he is so brilliant with that bloody list. EVERYBODY knows about it.

Even we do. And that's saying a lot..

2. Owl him dungbombs.

Not very creative, but irony is always grand.

grand? what are you? forty?

you prude. get over yourself and help me finish the list.

FINE FINE FINE.

3. Convince Buckbeak to join us in our evil plotting.

MUWAHHA. its brilliant, with that bird thing on our side.. we shall rule the world.

I wasn't aware we wanted to rule the world.

I dunno. Been a goal of mine for years.

I see... Good idea...

4. Rule the World. And make him our slave.

Much much better.

Thankyou.

5. Rig the stairs so he'll trip. On every one.

But we already DID THAT.

But that was only with ONE step. Think of the possibilities...

I'd rather not.

STOP LISTING RIGHT NOW.

WHO THE BLOODY HELL ARE YOU?

The author. Duh. Now you can continue your silly list later, I need to talk to the reader/reviewers.

Fine.