Chappie : The OTHER List PART 2
MissLinuxthePenguin
Tonks' and Remus' List of Devious Plans CONTINUED.
(recap:
1. Steal his LIST.
2. Owl him dungbombs.
3. Convince Buckbeak to join us in our evil plotting.
4. Rule the World. And make him our slave.
5. Rig the stairs so he'll trip. On every one.
end recap)
6. Convince him he's balding and/or getting gray hairs.
Brilliant. Attack him where it hurts, he's a vain fellow isn't he?
STOP TALKING LIKE YOU ARE FORTY, YOU PRICK. ITS SCARY.
Boo.
Hahaha. That was SO funny i forgot to laugh.
7. Convince him he's not funny.
He isn't funny.
Exactly.
8. Tell him that Harry has run off to Australia
wha?
I
figure it would cause some emotional trama - and some very imprompt
searching all over the country.
9. Tell him that Snape is immortal.
I like . I like.
10. Make Chocolate Chip Pancakes..
Huh?
Have you ever seen the MESS chocolate chip pancakes make?
OH.
Took you long enough.
"So, you want to make chocolate chip pancakes?" Remus J. Lupin was currently sporting the look of a dead goldfish. As fetching as that look may be, Nymphadora Tonks felt that it did not suit him.
"Of course." Dead Goldfish again.
"Why?"
"Because one, its fun, two, they taste good, and three, they are so MESSY."
Dead Goldfish.
"Er.."
"Just smile and nod Lupin. Just smile and nod."
Nodding Dead Goldfish.
"Good. Now, we need to find some chocolate..."