Into the third floor corridor
"Good morning Harry!" said Hermione walking into the common room.
"Good morning." Ron said.
"Where were you?" asked Harry.
"I was out. Get over it."
They all walked to breakfast.
"We need to talk to Prof. Missy McGonagall."
"Why do we need to do that Harry?" Hermione asked.
"So we can tell her about the dog." Ron answered.
"I think Sneaky Snape is trying to steal whatever is behind that dog."
"Really Harry? Well, I had plans with Draco but if you're quick, I'll help you get past the dog."
"Would you really? Wait who the hell is Draco?"
"Malfoy, you idiot."
Ron frowned. "Lets go." he said.
Later, they all met near the forbidden corridor.
"What did McGonagall say?" asked Hermione.
"She said 'Get out of my way you idiots! I have no time for madmen.'" Harry answered.
"Well I guess I have to help you. Here is what you need to do: Play a flute to make the dog sleep; when you get past the dog, relax and use a spell that makes light to get Ron free; then you have to catch a flying key; after that you have to play a game of chess; there's also a troll, but you wont have to deal with it; then you'll have to drink a potion, I have a note that says which one to drink; then you'll get to something else. Have fun!" and Hermione left.
"Some help." Ron muttered.
Soon, Harry was standing beside a weird professor in front of a mirror. He had something called a Sorcerers Stone in his pocket.
Quilly Quirrel, the wacky professor, was mumbling to himself.
Suddenly, he tried to choke Harry.
His hand crumbled.
"Cool!" said Harry.
"Help!" said Quirrel.
"Stick to the script!" said the director.
"Shut up!" said the author.
"Stay out of this!" said everybody to the author. The author cried as she was escorted away by two men in white suites. "Thanks for finding her" they told the producer.
The show went on.