By TeaFlower
The Disclaimer of HILLARIOUSNESS: Final Fantasy 7 doesn't belong to me. I'd like to thank EVERYONE who reviewed! Someone even called this a work of art! Sweet! I'll work on this as much as I can, for on the 21st, I have to work on another story. You see, I messed up, and I asked my audience if they wanted me to change it. I gave them till the 21st to tell me. But I'll try my best. If you want to see AVALANCHE explain why they hate things, tell me via review/private message!
Episode 2: … Marshmallows
After the whole hamburger incident, Cloud refused to by hamburger in any shape or form. And because their house had been exploded, both Cloud AND Cid were reasonably pissed. Cid more-so than Cloud.
"CLOUD YOU –beep-ING –beep-HEAD! MY –beep-ING HIGHWIND WAS IN THERE! HOW THE –beep- CAN YOU MAKE A HOUSE BLOW UP WITH SOME –beep-ING HAIR GEL?" Cid ranted.
"WELL MAYBE IF SOME OF US DIDN'T MAKE HAMBURGER FLY INTO LABS FULL OF UNSTABLE CHEMICALS!" Cloud yelled back. This went on for quite some time, until Tifa intervened.
"Guys, we should figure out what we should do now." She said. "We have nowhere to go here. No one is going to let a man with a gun for an arm, a man who turns into monsters when he gets REALLY angry, a ninja who has been known to steal entire materia collections, a talking dog… cat… thing, and a man with a sword that can easily cleave almost anything in two! We need to get to Costa del Sol."
Cid turned to her. "How we gonna get there? The Highwind's totally destroyed!"
"We walk." Tifa replied.
As the team walked toward Costa del Sol, everyone grew weary. It was a long walk and it would have been shorter had they had Chocobos. But the Chocobos they had that were trained for this stuff were all the way on the eastern continent and there weren't Chocobo tracks for MILES!
Cloud sighed. "We have to make camp now…" Everyone went about setting up camp. Yuffie started a fire. She pulled out 7 sticks and gave one to everyone, save Cait Sith.
"Hey!" he said. "Why don't I get a stick?"
Vincent turned to him and said, "You're gonna blow up, anyways."
"Oh."
Cloud pulled out some marshmallows. "Don't this remind you of the time Barret dressed up like a sailor?" he said, holding one up while breaking off pieces of his stick and poking them into it, making it look like Barret. Barret growled. Everyone save Cait Sith, Cid, and Vincent laughed.
"I don't get it." They said in unison.
Soon, everyone was toasting marshmallows. Yuffie stuck hers IN the fire instead of just over it. Naturally, it caught fire. Panicking, she blew on it. It flew off the stick and hit Cloud's hair.
That caught fire, too.
"AAAAAAAAAH!" he screamed. "IT BURNS!" Cloud ran around in circles. He stopped, dropped to the ground, and rolled around. His hair hit the grass, which caught fire, too. The fire caused Cait Sith to blow up.
Everyone screamed. Tifa summoned Leviathan, who got everyone soaked. At least the fire got out. Cloud blinked, then sighed, then went into a tent. Red XIII tried to follow him, but his tail nearly got sliced off. Soon, everyone heard Cloud's muffled screams as he screamed into a pillow.
---Flaming marshmallows of DOOM! Anyway, read, review, and keep tuned in!---