By TeaFlower
Disclaimer: I ran out of words to describe what happens in this episode. Ah, well… Final Fantasy doesn't belong to me. As you can tell from what happens to Cait Sith, I hate him. I never liked that cat. So, if you're a Cait Sith fan, STAY AWAY from this fanfic. Okay? Okay.
Episode 3: … Emerald Weapon
Cloud, Tifa, and Vincent were somewhere deep in the sea. Cloud was piloting the ship, as usual, and Tifa and Vincent were doing something else.
That's when Cloud noticed this big green thing swimming through the ocean. To describe it, think of a person. Okay? Now, make this person green and REALLY big. Okay? Now, give this person hair. This hair has been REALLY gelled so that it goes straight down and into a little triangle. Now, make the arms and legs of this person REALLY thick. Got that? Good. Next, make the shoulders REALLY big. Finally, put a jewel right in the middle of this person's chest and make this person highly metallic. Now, we have this big green thing!
Anyway, Cloud was naturally curious. Steering the sub towards the thing, he was intent on ramming it. The sudden turn caused Tifa to fall over onto a big red button and Vincent to almost fall into some gears.
"Cloud!" Vincent yelled at Cloud, "What do you think you're doing, trying to get us killed?"
"Um…" Cloud thought for a minute. "… no…"
Soon, they rammed into the big green thing. It turned, then yelled. Well, growled. Cloud squeaked. "Um, guys? I think we should go kill that thing." With that, he ran out of the sub.
"Seriously, Tifa, how did you guys get me into this?" Vincent asked. Tifa shrugged.
The battle raged on. Cloud slashed. Tifa punched. Vincent shot. Until the head part of the creature came detached and went right over them. Cloud blinked, then this big ray came down on them. It BURNED them. Cloud and Tifa fell to the ground, but Vincent managed to get away.
After the two got up, Vincent told them what happened. "Ugh…" Cloud growled. "I think I'm going to call that move… Aire Tam Storm. I don't know why, though."
---I'm sorry for the long update. Other stories, you know the deal. Anyway, I MEAN IT, GIVE ME IDEAS, PEOPLE!---