MSS: Thank you everyone who wished me a happy birthday! As thanks, I have a long chapter for you! At least, I think it will be long…
Genis: It should be long. You already have about five pages.
MSS: It better be long. Anyways, this will be my last update for awhile. I'm going on a three week road trip. Joy.
Genis: Master Summoner Sheena doesn't own ToS or Barbie. But she does own Oreo and his brother Pig.
MSS: That's right; Pig is making a guest appearance in this chapter.
Oreo: Growl.
MSS: He's mad because he's jealous of Pig.
Oreo: Growl.
MSS: Um, read the story before Oreo attacks me.
Chapter 7: I'm Gonna Kill That Kitty!
Mithos walked again to his closet. Empty. He looked in his dresser. Empty. When my sister gets mad, she really knows how to make me suffer. Sighing he reread the note she had left him.
Dear Mithos,
By this time you will have discovered your clothes are gone. I decided to be nice and provide you with something to wear, NOT that I think you deserve it.
Your Loving Sister,
Martel
How could she do this to me? The note was pinned to a swimsuit. A BARBIE swimsuit. Mithos seriously considered destroying them. But they were all he had. He was not going to wear his pajamas all day.
Mithos stepped out into the hall. Immediately there was a click and a flash. Mithos tried to see where it came from. There was another click and flash. Mithos spotted an Angel Swordian with a camera.
"Click! Flash!" went the camera.
Furiously Mithos sprang at the Angel Swordian, who continued taking pictures.
"Goodbye. Judgment!" shouted Mithos.
The angel quickly flew off, unharmed.
Mithos returned to his room, grabbed a sheet, and wrapped himself in it. Now to find my clothes. Martel wouldn't have taken them. She refuses to steal. Someone else had to. I know! Lloyd. This time he's gone too far.
Mithos teleported himself out of Vinheim.
Knock, knock, knock!
Mithos sat on the nearby bench while he waited for Lloyd to answer the door. He glanced around. In this part of the world it was barely sunrise.
Mithos knocked again. What's taking Lloyd so long? He sat down on the bench to wait.
Four hours later Mithos sat back down after banging on the door for the 4,952 time. Getting an idea, he flew up to Lloyd's window.
"Irving! Get out here! I want to speak with you!" shouted an angry Mithos. He landed on the ground and kicked the door. Fortunately Dirk had made the door very sturdy.
A couple minutes later a half-asleep Lloyd answered the door with a big yawn.
"What do you want?" he asked sleepily.
"Irving! I demand you return what you took!" demanded Mithos.
Lloyd rubbed his eyes, "Look, I'm not giving you the Eternal Sword, okay… hey, are you wearing Barbie swimming trunks?"
Mithos glanced down in surprise, then realized the sheet was gone. He then remembered leaving it on the bench. He quickly grabbed it and wrapped it around himself. Lloyd smirked.
Mithos glared at Lloyd, "Just give me my clothes back!"
Lloyd blinked, "Your clothes?"
"Yes, my clothes. Someone took them and I want them back!" said Mithos.
"Okay, one minute," said Lloyd as he went inside. In a minute he was back out.
"Where are my clothes?" asked Mithos. For an answer, Lloyd pulled out a camera.
"Now, Origin!" he shouted. Origin appeared and created a breeze. It blew the sheet off Mithos. Lloyd took a picture.
"Irving…" said Mithos dangerously.
"What? I just thought you'd want a picture to remember this by," explained Lloyd.
"…" said Mithos as Lloyd handed him the camera.
"Look, I didn't take your clothes. But I think I know who did. You see, there's this cat running around stealing people's things. He might have taken your clothes," suggested Lloyd.
"… thank you," said Mithos. He teleported away.
A guy ran up to Lloyd, "Here's your newspaper."
The guy then ran off to deliver the other newspapers he had. As Lloyd walked back into Dirk's house he unrolled the newspaper, The Symphonian Daily. Glancing at the headline, he burst out laughing.
"What is it?" asked Kratos, who had just sat down at the table and missed the whole Mithos scene. Lloyd tossed the newspaper to him.
"Mithos is on the front page! It would be so cool to be on the front page! I wish I could be," said Lloyd.
"You were, after you reunited the worlds," reminded Kratos.
"Oh yeah," remembered Lloyd, "I bet Mithos is all happy."
"I wouldn't be so sure," said Kratos, looking at the picture.
It was Mithos wearing that swimsuit.
Oreo was meeting with his brother Pig.
"So, why did you want too see me? I'd better not miss lunch," said Pig.
"I stole Mithos' clothes as a favor to Martel. However now he's going to be after me. I need you to distract him long enough for me to hide his clothes," explained Oreo.
"That sounds dangerous," said Pig.
"Yes, it is," said Oreo.
"It'll cost you," hinted Pig.
Oreo sighed, "If you go to the University at Sybak they have a cafeteria that serves almost everything."
"Deal!" shouted Pig. He turned and ran for Sybak as fast as he could. Oreo shook his head.
"He really needs to go on a diet," commented Oreo. He looked at Mithos' clothes. "Now where to hide these…"
Mithos had sent out angels to look for the cat. One had just returned.
"I've located a cat in the Sybak cafeteria," he reported.
"Thank you," Mithos nodded, then teleported.
The angel looked where Mithos had just been.
"But… the cat didn't have any clothes with him…"
Oreo arrived at the Yggdrasil Tree. Martel was waiting for him.
"How did it go?" she asked. For an answer, Oreo dropped a newspaper in front of her.
Martel laughed, "He looks like he's ready to kill someone. And how did your meeting with your brother go?
"After telling him the Sybak cafeteria existed, he agreed," said Oreo.
"And where did you hide my brother's clothes?" asked Martel.
"I decided to hide them where least expected. In a random angel's closet," said Oreo.
"All right. I'm going to go rescue your brother. You find someplace safe and stay hidden, okay?" said Martel.
"Good luck with that. It's almost impossible to drag Pig away from food," warned Oreo.
"I think I can handle it," said Martel. She disappeared. Oreo turned and left.
Mithos appeared out side the Sybak cafeteria. Making sure the swimsuit was hidden, he walked in.
Inside, there was a crowd of shocked people. Shoving through them, he saw a cat. Eating.
"That's his fifth plate," whispered someone behind him, "How can he eat so much?"
"Cat. I demand you return to me my clothes!" demanded Mithos.
The cat looked up for a second, then went back to eating.
"Did you not hear me? I said, give me back my clothes!" shouted Mithos.
The cat ignored him. Several people laughed. Mithos silenced them with a death glare.
"Give me back my clothes already!" Mithos picked up the cat and started shaking it. Bad idea. The cat scratched Mithos arm, then sliced at the sheet. The towel fell off.
With a yell Mithos dropped the cat and wrapped the sheet around himself. At that moment, Martel appeared, picked up Pig, and disappeared.
That night, Remiel opened his closet door. Mithos' clothes fell out. Mithos happened to walk by Remiel's room.
"Oh, snap," said Remiel.
Next thing he knew, he was flying for his life with Mithos casting Judgment over and over behind him.
Martel and Oreo watched the whole scene on a projector Oreo had 'borrowed'. They were laughing hysterically.
Kratos and Yuan were talking about the day's events. Lloyd had tagged along because he was bored and had nothing to do.
"See?" said Yuan to Lloyd, "I told you you would find out really soon."
Lloyd mumbled something under his breath.
In Forcystus' ranch, Kvar began to plan his revenge on a certain cat.
MSS: All right, it wasn't as long as I thought it would be.
Genis: What's Kvar up to?
MSS: You'll see. Anyways, I leave on the trip tomorrow, but I promise to update as soon as I get back.
Genis: Don't forget to leave a review! No review, no update.