Strelitzia Reginae- Bird of Paradise : Wild Columbine and Epimedium
Enter standard disclaimers here: No I don't own the Weiss boys and I give all gratitude to those who do.
Not you fan girls, the people who actually made the series!
Authors note: Strelitzia Reginae, Wild Columbine and Epimedium are actual flowers, if you don't believe me then look them up for your self. Any thing with a " " has a meaning or needs to be explained. They are not numbered but they are explained in the order that they show up in.
I like Yohji way more then any of the other boys, if you haven't figured that out by now then your just euber slow. So for us to come in for this mission was totally my decision and well only so I can cuss out that bitch Neu/ Asuka.
Ohhh advanced notice. I am not really good with the spelling or the punctuation and its like12:30 am. Bite me! ON WITH THE STORY!
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Chapter 20: The week of hell. . . . Poor boys. . . evil smile.
(I am going to have wayyy to much fun with this one)
Monday. Early morning. Most clocks read 4:39 but there was some that read 4:45. Hushed rustling was heard coming from Kens room. Fallowed by giggling and hushed voices telling the other to be quite and to hurry.
The door opens to Kens room. Out in the ally a stray ally cat meows forlornly into the night.
Carr Carr looks over to the digital clock on stove. It read in bright red 9:05. "Humm I wonder why Ken isn't up yet." And if by cue Ken storms into the kitchen clearly angry but apparently not bothered by the fact that he was only wearing the typical standard Handy Fruit gray boxers.
The girls look to each other and burst out laughing clutching there sides. Aya looks up after taking a sip of coffee and promptly spues it back out all over the table and his news paper. Which in turn only make the girls laugh harder. Omi turns to see Ken, blushes bright crimson and turns back to making the scrambled eggs.
Fuming from the laughter "What am I suppose to where! All my other clothing is gone!"
In between laughing fits Carr Carr manages to spout out "what ever you have left. The thieves couldn't have stolen every thing."
"I am not wearing these!" Ken holds up the 'soccer whore' shirt and a pair of spandex black pants.
Aya noticing the girls laughter not dieing down. "Well if you don't have anything else I guess your sort stuck with them."
"Oh just quit your bitchin' and put some pants on!" Carr Carr said
"Well I can definitely say you have the ass for it!" Ivy nagged on. Ivy and Carr Carr started to make cat calls. Ken stormed from the room.
Tuesday. Midmorning. Dishes are done. Food set out side Yohji's door. Ken and Aya working the flowers and Omi at school.
Ivy finding that Omi's computer comes complete with internet starts looking up pictures. She just so happens to stumble across a rare exclusive picture of a wet Gojyo. Ivy calls over Carr Carr and she promptly freaks.
"I don't have that one. I have never seen it before! I must have it!"
Hours pass and Omi comes home from school. Eager to get his little homework out of the way he goes down stairs to his desk where the computer sits. Omi puts his bag down and moves to push the power button . . . of a non existent computer tower.
Trying to calm himself down he turns on a light and looks on the desk top. He shakily moves his hands to grasp the crayons and paper left in place of his precious computer monitor. Among the papers was a note in feminine writing. Stating Your old one needed to get fixed! This is what they gave us to replace it. I hope it doesn't act up too much!
Mean while the girls sitting in the dojo on Ivys blankets hear there names being cursed as they fall into fits of laughter.
Wednesday. Aya roles over to turn off the alarm and realizes that he is the only one in bed. Shrugging it off he pulls on his house coat and goes to the bathroom then to the kitchen for a cup of coffee. A hurried door slams at the end of the hall leading to the fire route. Walking back to his room thinking about a shower he opens the door to reveal everything in his room covered in boxers.
He moves to pick up a pair of yellow ones off his bed. He gingerly holds them by the waist band to look at them. He didn't recognizes them as one of his one and they were wayy to small for Ken. Yea he has small hips but . . . Omi's was the smallest. He dropped them and wiped his hands on his pants.
He turned and stormed from the room yelling the girls names.
The girls; were mind you, jumping off the fire ladder and running down the ally for there lives while laughing there butts off.
Thursday. The guys now on edge from the previous 3 days. Sit idly watching the girls make breakfast. And the girls not helping the matter by humming innocently. They serve breakfast with out anything going 'funny'. The boys still on guard till about an hour after they started work.
But while the boys worked. So did the girls. It started with a 'Do not Disturb' sign on the kitchen door and it being locked.
Lunch rolled around and Ivy bounds out of the kitchen looking all cute in an apron to the door to the flower shop.
"Hey Omi can you come and help me and Carr Carr for a sec?" Ivy asks all nicely. Omi fallows her un-expectantly. Ivy raps on the door twice and opens it let Omi have a cream pie in the face.
Both girls burst out laughing. Carr Carr links arms with him while giving him a towel. Ivy returns to the flower shop and gets pulls Ken away asking for advice. Leading him up to the kitchen she raps on the door twice and opens it let Ken have a cream pie in the face.
Omi looks up his face still half covered but he smiles, tempted to join in the laughing. Ivy tells Aya that its time for lunch. But by this time Aya knows the girls are on to something and puts his guard up.
The girls expecting this plan for him. Ivy knocks twice and Carr Carr pops out, slides one pie to Ivy and as she misses Ivy slams it into his face. Now everyone but Aya was laughing.
Carr Carr having a hard time standing wipes his face clean with care as Ivy starts to serve lunch to them.
Friday. Carr Carr's in the kitchen washing up the last of the dishes when Ivy pokes her head in.
"Hey Carr Carr I need your help I don't know where this goes in Aya 's room." Ivy says as straight faced as she can get. Carr Carr dries her hands and fallows her friend.
Once in the room Carr Carr looks around "what is it Ivy I don't see anything that you need help with" she turns to her friend who is smiling evily. "What are you thinking?" Carr Carr manages to get out before flying back wards on to the bed with a flick of Ivy's finger.
Ivy rushes to the 4 corners to tie her friend to the bed all the mean time Carr Carr is yelling death threats. Once done Ivy creepily skips from the room yelling Aya's name. Which brings louder yelling from Carr Carr.
"Aya! Carr Carr needs help putting away things in your room. She asked for me to fetch you." Ivy said skipping into the flower shop. Aya looked Ivy once over and left.
Aya walks through the house. All is quite . . too quite. He reaches his room the door left open. Carr Carr strapped to the bed trashing about trying to get free of her binds.
Carr Carr looks horrified to see Aya standing just feet from the bed. And his expression . . one of interest. Which he quickly covers. (Mean while running though his head are images best not described for the sake of the authors life) He holds up one finger and opens his mouth to say something but decides at the last minute not to say it and starts to wave it. He closes his eyes and mouth. He turns from facing Carr Carr but the minute he dose a smile crepes over his lips.
Once Aya leaves Carr Carr hears humming coming from down the hall. She screams at the top of her lungs "IVY YOU ARE SOOOOOO DEAD ONCE I AM FREE!"
Ivy ignores her friend and walks down the hall closing the door on her way past. She notices Yohji's room door open and him walk out his head down. Ivy stops dead. Just as his head lifts Ivy doges into another room and leans on the door.
She hears some one with nothing on there feet walk up to the door then leave full minutes afterward fallowed again by a door opening and closing. Ivy heavily sighs and slides to the floor.
Saturday. Ivy wakes up with the rising sun and decides rather perky that today she wants to make a special dinner for Yohji to show him that she and the rest of them still cared.
Over breakfast she easily convinces the rest of them to do it and to get Carr Carr's help im making the dishes.
At lunch Ken comes back with bought lunches so the girls wouldn't have to stop what they were making. Ken even stayed after ward to decorate the dinning area of the kitchen in Yohji's favorite colors. Omi mean while has made a beautiful center peace with Yohji's favorite flower. Carr Carr and Ivy change when everything is done.
The 4 others nominate Ivy to get Yohji from his room. Ivy bravely walks down the hall and stops in front of his room door. Ivy lifts her hand and with out hesitating knocks. No answer comes from the other side. She tries again. Again nothing.
She takes a deep breath and speaks loudly and clearly to the man on the other side of the door. "I don't know what your going though, Yohji - kun but I would like to know if your alive. Because I worry and care about you. We all do. And I would like to show you something."
The door handle turned and Yohji stepped out wearing only gray sweat pants. In his mouth it looked like his last cigarette his hair back in a pony tail. Ivy looked up into his green eyes which took her breath away along with any urge to tackle him to the ground in a loving glomp.
Yohji says nothing but embraces Ivy. Differently but sort of the same like before. Ivy reacts with little shock but soon closes her eyes and hugs him back squeezing a little.
Yohji whispers "Thank you so much" and leans back slightly to plant a soft kiss on her right cheek. Dangerously close to her lips. Yohji steps back and changes into pants and a silk shirt. Ivy stands fazed in the door way her fingers touching the spot where he kissed her.
"Did you want to show me something Ivy- chan?" Yohji asked bring the young girl out of her daze.
"Umm ahh . . " her mind scrambled as she looked at him. The kitchen flashed through her mind "oh yea in the kitchen" she lead him down the hall and in were Carr Carr was waiting beside Aya there arms linked and Ken and Omi on the other side. Wide smiles on all of them.
Yohji looked from the table filled with all his favorite foods to the center piece with his flower in it to his partners standing behind the table. Tears threatened to break loose when Carr Carr and Ivy hugged him, soon joined by the other three.
-Gojyo is a half demon from the show Saiyuki. His father a demon wed and had 2 kids one of them was Gojyo. He has red hair and red eyes and that's how everyone knows that he's only half.
- Naturally all the men of Weiss where boxers . . okay Omi is questionable. He's still young. And Yohji well he would where a Speedo but only at the beach to pick up chicks.
(Must say that the kiss part was completely random. And if Ivy's reaction is anything that means that they have only been sharing a bed and not doing it in the bed. Now Carr Carr and Aya. . . umm I may get shot for this . . . Its up to your imagination, but judging from his reaction on Friday they have been doing the same thing. Cuddling buddies I guess you could say.)