Let me take you back how it is supposed to be started as being: it started on the 22nd of August.
It is Jeff's 47th birthday: where everything went wrong. The day he was finally able to find himself in his own bed.
He woke up like every other day. His room was dull; white walls, one bed, a dresser, closet, and mirror, shared with his wife. The only plus to his old room was his own personal recording studio where he records his music at. Jeff was the youngest of two sons and he was mommy's little boy. His mom knew everything about him because he didn't have real friends. He didn't have friends who loved him.
His friends, who was a part of a band founded by Jeff himself, had him as their guitarist. In the first music video for his band's first song with him, they killed him off in the music video, and on the set, he drank Rowena Chiu's salt and pepper water. Other unknown actresses drank the water too, and they later got overheated and passed out on the ground just as soon as they drunk her water.
(AN: Jeff did in fact drink the Rowena Chiu water on the set for the song Summer Paradise . There is a scene from that music video which showcases him lying on the ground , pretending to be sleeping , indicating he 's already drunk Rowena 's water . Punk Rock Holocaust has a scene after Jeff , who appeared in that movie , was impaled by his guitar , showcased a horrible and extremely terrifying death scene of multiple women lying on the ground lifeless after they drunk the Rowena Chiu water from Rowena Chiu herself . That scene when I saw that film on the Internet Archive , got me scared out of my bed , and it was already worse from Jeff 's death scene alone !)
You see, everyone in the band thought Jeff was pathetic because he didn't turn out to be a singer like Pierre Bouvier. Jeff fucking hates that little dickhead (and I hate him too , you know !). He wakes up every morning, thinking of his ugly pathetic face. Jeff wouldn't want to be like him at all though; I think every girl was way too obsessed with Pierre. They didn't show love for Jeff due to his unusually vibrant looks, they only respected Pierre because of his whiny, terrible voice and his wannabe Vanilla Ice and Mark Hoppus looks, if you know what I mean. He sucks!
However, in my defense, it is rare to look better than all of the other guys who Jeff looks better as. This makes every single famous Hollywood male celebrity jealous of him because of his looks. I say jealous in that way because they didn't know who he was.
While Jeff was a big city guy growing up in rural Montréal, Québec, Canada, he learned to keep his singing talent hidden from the rest of everybody else, including his fans, who loves him only as a guitarist but not as a singer.
The other members include the bassist accused of sexual harassment (thank God his creepy ass is out), the other guitarist who has a terrible singing voice (he sucks too , you know), and the drummer who's already figured out how special he is to the world (he stole most of Jeff 's tweets , what a fucking douchebag !). Let's just say he is already a handful for his drumming skills, I really don't envy them at all. For Jeff's defense, he is not as stuck up as the other four but those guys still walk around like a stick's stuck up their asses.
As he woke up that morning, Jeff picked out his favorite Toddland shirt, with the words "I just want to ride bikes with you", which matched up with his red and blue plaid shirt, black skinny jeans and black sneakers. He even left his plaid shirt open and buttoned down to showcase his Toddland shirt more. Jeff's bald head and lip ring was so shiny, he knew he was sexy enough for this.
He had a little bit of fat all around his cheeks, he had his beauty mark on his right cheek, but his eyes always managed to stand out, in the best way. They were a striking blue-green. Jeff's mom told him it was the color of the dewy grass in the early morning. He wakes up his kids as they make their way downstairs to the kitchen.
As they arrived, Jeff's mom pretty much just tackled him into the ground.
"Oh my gosh, my boy's growing up so fast!" Jeff's mom had tears of joy in her eyes. One could easily see that he was her favourite, right next to his brother, rest in peace to him.
"Okay mom, don't want to kill the birthday boy do you?" Jeff laughed at her enthusiasm. His mom truly was his best friend. People said Jeff look like his mom. People said he also look like his dad the most. Same insanely huge eyes, same nose, and same smile.
Jeff also comes to the conclusion that he may be a vampire, but not to the most certain extent in his opinion. He might be immortal, other people might say.
"Okay well, let me know if you see your family today! I cannot wait to meet my soon to be daughter-in-law!" She was never this excited for Jeff to see his wife again. I guess that is another way you can tell who her favorite is.
"Like daddy would ever want to see mommy again." Maya, Zoé, and Thomas muttered under their breaths. Then they gave Jeff an almost knowing like smile.
"What was that about," Jeff thought to himself. His mom didn't even notice.
"Well off to school you three!" Jeff said to his kids, leaving off for school as he celebrates his birthday. He motioned for Maya, Zoé, and Thomas to leave. Jeff also left the house too, so he drove his car as his kids got on the school bus.
The car ride was just thrilling, to say the least. Jeff had the best taste in music, he loves Jimi Hendrix, so he turned his music on the radio to rock on to it.
When he arrived to his restaurant, Mangiafoco, Jeff rushed out of the car and headed to a group of people eating pizza from there, the ones who loved his pizza.
Even Jeff's eyes were beginning to tear up when he's running, and he was a good hundred feet from all of them! He was trapped in his car for ten minutes straight. His car broke down, so he sobbed his feelings away from his broken down car. Jeff should have just walked to his restaurant in the first place. At least, he wouldn't have a headache from that irritating whiny voice of Pierre Bouvier. Ew!
Jeff got out of the car daydreaming. He made his biggest promise not to tell anyone. He did not want to get all that unwanted attention. As a old black woman entered Mangiafoco and he was entering Mangiafoco, Jeff accidently slipped on a banana, he got on a random skateboard, the skateboard crashed on the woman, she rode on top to Jeff screaming her lungs out, and they both later crashed on to a tree, flying to the roof of Mangiafoco and later falling to the ground with her.
Actually Jeff was not familiar with that woman. She smelled like flowers, and I mean, literally, a bunch of flowers, like from a funeral home or from a church. It was very mouthwatering. Jeff got off of her and she was like, "who is this young bald headed white man with those big old eyes and that shining lip ring?" until he found out who she is.
She had very short hair and she was wearing a long purple dress with purple high heels, which looks like something you wear at a funeral home. Something weird that he knew one day he would get the chance to run his fingers all over her. Jeff was already perving that woman and he didn't even know who she was. As his eyes met hers, it was like his world stopped. Her deep brown eyes held Jeff's for what seems like hours. Then it finally hit him. Jeff finally knew who his new girlfriend was. It was...
Loretta Devine. Loretta fucking Devine. An actress and singer.
Jeff whispered "Mama," Loretta shot up a look that said "what did you just say to me?"
Just at that moment, Jeff walked up, grabbed her face and roughly kissed her. He even went so far as to jump up and wrap his legs around her waist. Her hands even caught him, grabbing his sexy butt.
The worst part was that she didn't even attempt to stop him. Jeff kissed her back. Knowing full well that he was right there.
Jeff's heart was already melted from the moment he met her for the very first time.
Mimi would be so jealous of Jeff, now that he's officially dating Loretta Devine, an American actress and singer. And that is how Jeff's day started for him :)
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melly.