6. Phone Call
Summary: Like the title says…a simple phone conversation between friends. Yeah, real good friends.
"Ororo's pregnant"
Tring Tring…
Tring Tring (Cell Phone Rings)
"Hello." (Female
Voice)
"Ororo." (Male
Voice)
"Yes Scott."
"I want you guys to
come back right now."
"Why? What happened?"
"Nothing. Just
come back. We have something very important that we have to talk to
you about."
"Can't it wait
until later?"
"No. Its very
important."
"Important? What's
so important that you want us to come back immediately?"
"I can't talk about
it over the phone. Just come back to the mansion, then we can talk."
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"Who is it?"
(Second Gruff Male voice)
(Female
covers phone with hand before speaking) "Scott."
"Whatd's he want?"
"I don't know. He's
telling us to return to the mansion."
"Now?" (Second Male
Frowning)
"Immediately."
"Here let me talk." (Second male takes the phone from the female)
--
"Whatd'ya want
one-eye?"
"Logan. I want all of
you to return to the mansion immediately."
"Why? What's so
important, that it has got yer leader panties in a bunch?"
"I don't wear….its
doesn't matter what I wear, you have to come back NOW."
"Why? The Brotherhood
attacking?"
"No."
"Anyone get
kidnapped?"
"No."
"X-Men business?"
"No…sort of."
"What dya mean sort
of?"
"It-its…its about
Ororo. Give the phone back to her and get back….."
"I know, I know….get
back to the mansion."
"Yes." (First Male
Scowling)
"Now look here Cyke. It is a Saturday, meaning its our 'day off'. So unless the world is about ta end, we ain't comin' back until the kids get their shoppin' done."
"Now listen here…"
"Cyclops. Shut
up fer a second and just listen to me."
"What?"
"Stop wearin'
Jeannie's red lace panties"
(Second male ends call)
--
"What was that all
about?"
"Don't know. Don't
care."
"Do you think we
should go back?"
"No."
"But Scott sounded as
if it is important."
"Na. He's just
being his usual anal self."
"Logan!"
(Female narrows eyes)
"Sorry 'Ro, but do
ya wanna go back?"
"No…uhn….I
mean yes."
"'Ro." (This time
male narrows eyes)
"No. Not yet."
(Smiling)
"Then we ain't
going." (Male switches phone off)
"Logan!"
"Yeah 'Ro"
(Arching eyebrow)
"What if someone
wants to contact us?"
"Someone? Who
someone?"
"I mean….What if
there is an emergency? An X-Men emergency.'
"Then Chuck will pop
inta our heads and let us know."
"Log….mmph." (Cut
off by deep kiss)
"Mmmmm…"
"Ya were sayin'."
(Smirking)
"Hmmm…Huh! What?"
(Eyes glazed over)
"Ya were sayin'
something darlin'."
"I-I was saying we
should…we still have more than two more hours before we have to go
back."
"That's what I
thought ya said." (Winking)
"You know you are…"
"A bad guy. I know"
"I was going to say,
a very persuasive and convincing kisser"
"Reeaaally now."
"Umm-Hmmm."
"So ya convinced
yet?"
"Not completely."
"Not completely huh.
Guess I shoulda do somethin' about that."
"Well…" (Batting
eyes) "…maybe you should."
"Come 'ere"
(Pulling to hidden side corridor for nice-long make out….ahem,
'convincing' session)
(Kissing sounds….lots of kissing. Two hours worth.)
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Note: Sorry for the short chapter. Wanted to have this conversation, just couldn't place it in either the previous or the next chapter. Besides, it gives a nice resting point before the Phoeno-Cycloptic showdown.
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