Cat: Naruto X Helluva Boss X Hazbin Hotel

Title: The Adventures of LMNO

Rating: M

Pairing: Naruto X Loona/Octavia/Verrosika/ Mrs. Mayberry, Milli X Moxxie, Blitzo X Stolas, Charlie X Vaggie, Kushina X Kurama, Cherri X Angel

Summary: A year has passed since Naruto became an Overlord, Blitz started a very successful business, and his relationship with Kushina has improved into a friendship. However, things are not all peaches and cream for Naruto and his Family. One member of his family has felt like something is missing and she'll go even beyond hell to find the answers to her questions. Oh and there's a Moxxie.

Welcome to chapter 1 of the Adventures of LMNO. It's so good to be back.

"Let's go Lick some ass!" Speech

"I thought the expression was kick ass," Thought/Flashback

"I like mine better," Spells/Jutsu

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Chapter 1: A faithless encounter

Location: Imp City, Second circle Pride Ring (1)

Place: Immediate Murder Professionals (IMP) Offices

Time: 1500

The Offices of I.M.P were quiet except for the ticking of the clock on the wall. Sitting at the desk was the 18-year-old adopted daughter of the Boss/CEO of Imp and one of three girlfriends of the I.M.P's biggest Benefactors. Loona sat at her desk doing some paperwork. It was mostly bills, budgeting for ammo, and looking over the client list. Setting days, research. Honestly her desk job fucking sucked. It was worth it when she and Naruto were alone though.

Loona blushed at the thought of her lover.

Ever since Naruto- and by extension Blitz and the others- had come into her life, it had been one wild ride after another. She had fought with her 'family', gone on missions to the human world, and fought with demons that attacked her family. She loved every second of it. It was all thanks to Naruto and Blitz. She loved Blitz. Despite Hellhounds being treated more like pets in hell than anything Blitz didn't see her as such. He treated her as family. Gave her a roof over her head, food on the table, and not kibbles and bits either. It was real food. Three squares a day and snacks when she wanted them. If anything, she was treated better than others of her kind ever were.

Of course, her love for Blitz was one thing he was the father that she never had or knew she needed. Just like Millie and Moxxie were that of an aunt and Uncle. An infuriating Aunt and a fat ass of a condescending uncle, but family, nonetheless. She absolutely loved Stolas, he was a fun guy to talk to and he had some bomb ass liquor in his collection. Stella was a bit of a downer, but Octavia was a fucking boss. Octavia started out as something akin to a girlfriend before she gave Loona permission to Date her and Naruto, and then she had a girlfriend and a boyfriend. Speaking of said Boyfriend.

Hell, she loved Naruto, and not just the fact that he was packing a bitch breaker in his pants either. He was a funny guy. Also, by hell's standards, he was a kind man. Even his policy of letting his enemies live was something she found oddly lovely about him. When they made love- and don't get it wrong they fucked each other and had some brutal sex that would make masochists blush- he made her feel like the only hellhound in hell. She lifted her hand to her neck and fingered the new pendent on her choker, it was an obsidian circle with a silver crescent moon sticking out into it.

Fingering the pendant brought her to recent events. Thanks to Naruto's new position and the activities that he was involved often times vanished for days on end and when he was in town, he was dead time. So much so that the little time Naruto did spend with Loona was devoted to cuddling and sleeping. At the same time, Octavia was learning more and more of her responsibilities as the Heiress cautionary to the Ars Goetia, meaning that she was gone even more than Naruto was. The only person she had seen on the regular was Abby and they were more or fewer girl nights, but since Abby wasn't really sexually attracted to females, the only time she and Loona had sex was if Naruto was there. Loona didn't have a problem with this, since she wasn't really into threesome sex as much as Naruto or surprisingly Octavia was. This weekend none of her lovers would be out and they planned to spend the entire weekend together just to hang out and do a couple of things. Perhaps that Foursome that Octavia had been hinting at.

Loona's phone pinged. She raised an eyebrow at this. Maybe it was from one of her online friends, considering she didn't have many real friends. Hell outside of her pac-family, yeah family, not a pack- the only person she could call a friend was Ken, but since his promotion to Paimon's guard he was almost always to busy to hang out.

Loona stopped typing on the computer and picked up her phone and looked at the message she just got on Heelbook. She looked at the message for a few seconds before her eyes widened. (2)

"Da fuck!?" asked Loona.

Before she could respond A portal opened up in the middle of the office, with her Adopted father, Naruto's Mother, and Father coming out of the other side. All three were covered in blood and Blitz's gun was smoking.

"Loony daddy's home!" yelled Blitz.

"What took you guys so long?" asked Loona as she grabbed her company Hellphone and opened up the client list, before finding said client and texting them that the job was done. (3)

"We would have been finished an hour ago, but someone was acting like a little bitch about killing an entire family," growled the boss.

Loona smacked her forehead. "We've been over this fatass! We are PAID to kill targets. Their background is not our business," said Loona.

The group soon descended into their after-action argument. All the while the message that Loona reviewed was in the back of her mind on her personal Hellphone.

"Come to the Mangled Maw tomorrow at 6 am. Don't tell that Overlord boyfriend of yours. This is Hellhound business. Come alone. Don't worry it's not a trap or anything I want to speak about your heritage,"

Attached to the bottom of the text was a picture of a hellhonud woman who looked like Loona, but with Black hair and a stomach that was set to burst at any moment with a male hellhound with White Hair behind her. Dated 2 months before her birthday.

She would go and figure this mess out later. She wouldn't allow this to interfere with her Pack.

Location: Imp city, the second circle of Pride Ring

Place: Imp City, City Hall, Council Chambers

Time: same as above

Naruto groaned in annoyance as he, Charlie and Octavia looked over the finances with the members new Imp City Council, Police Force Commissioner, and the mayor of the city. Ars Goetia Demon Hoster. A white Dove type wearing a gray suit.

Over the last year the Overlord had expressed an interest in turning Imp city into a safe haven for Sinner Demons who had managed to be sent to hell unfairly. Many people who came to hell often had sins or problems that were not their own. For instance, Sinners who died to crimes of passion or suicide were pretty unfair in Naruto's option. Naruto worked closely with Stolas, took Millions of dollars from Valantino, Cherri keeping rival Overlords in check, and managed to speak to several Ars Goetia Demons into backing this idea and project with a favor or two, a rival killed here or there. The road to hell was paved with good intentions after all. It also helped that Charlie had moved her main Happy Hotel to Imp city for protection, while Alastor- who Naruto had still yet to met- ran the Pentagram City branch.

"Let's get this meeting over with Overlord Naruto I have things more important things to do," said Hostor filing his fingers.

Naruto narrowed his eyes. "Don't test me Hoster," said Naruto.

Hostor looked at Naruto and leaned forward. "It's you whom shouldn't test me. I'm here as a favor to my dear friend and future lover Stella. Why was it not for Stolas I would be your daddy dear Octavia. After all, she needs more than an Imp loving fool by her side,"

Octavia rubbed her temple. "I really don't care to hear about my parent's love lives and don't call me dear. I still remember your creepy ass making a pass at me when I was 12. Keep this professional or else my boyfriend here might take acceptance of what you tried to do," said Octavia.

Naruto narrowed his eyes at the chicken who was looking more and more like dinner as the seconds passed. Naruto could agree with that. Stolas and Blitz's relationship had transitioned recently from a simple business arrangement to Blitz being called Stolas's consort. Even Stalla had gotten in on the action. The only reason that Naruto and Octavia knew this was because they walked in on the threesome in the middle of the parlor.

Hostor smiled at Octavia in a way that said creeper. "My dear Octaiva, you take so much after your father, but in your mother's beautiful way," said Hostor.

Everyone in the room felt Naruto's aura flare. "I'm going to ignore that comment for now but make another pass at my starfire and I'll be picking my teeth with your bones drumbstick," growled Naruto showing off his massive and VERY sharp teeth.

Hostor sweated but he nodded to Naruto. Despite his demeanor and status as a Sinner Demon, Naruto was someone to be feared as well as respected. A few demons had tried to make a pass at the power base that Naruto controlled. It was easier said than done. With the three V's as a subservient organization, the Princess of Hell herself as a personal friend, and his Own Warlord turned Overlord and her three Warlord enforcers, it was difficult to take a creak at him. He had personally seen to the deaths of fifteen upstart warlords who had attacked his power base and that was just this month.

Octavia reached over and put a hand on Naruto's shoulder to calm her lover down. Many in the Ars Goetia and Sinner Demon circles believed that Octavia had some type of mind control over Naruto and believed that her touch alone forced him to submit to her. That wasn't the case. Loona held the same power over Naruto and to a lesser extent so did Abby after a year, but it was love. A concept that Natural born demons had a problem understanding. It wasn't a forgin concept by any means, just hard to understand.

"Fighting isn't the way Naruto," said Charlie in her full business suit, not her favorite clothes, but this meeting was important.

"Maelstrom please," pleaded Octavia.

Naruto looked at Octavia. Showing such affection was a good way to have a target pained on ones back in hell, but most demons knew better then to go after Naruto's loved ones.

"Let us get this meeting over with. I have 5 divisions that are still training, and I need to oversee them, to ensure that I can weed out the bad apples," said the Chief of Police.

A former Military Policemen Staff Sergeant and Later Detective in the MCPD, he Was in hell because he was involved with a shootout with teenagers who didn't intend to give up the fight. The ensuing gunfight resulted in the death of 6 teenagers aged 14 to 19. Chief had been struck during the fight and died days later.

He was one of the good ones that Heaven's system fucked over. He was also a resident of the Imp City Happy Hotel Branch. He had made peach with the fact that he was going to end up in hell along time ago. No, he just wanted to see his mother one last time, before he would finish his punishment in hell out.

"I'll all for it chief, but this meeting is important," said Charlie with a smile.

"What could be so important that the child of Stolas had to call it personally?" asked Hostor looking at his nails

"I'm calling this meeting on behalf of my father. He is currently in a meeting in Wrath alongside mother and they want to make sure that their interests and investments are not going to waste down there. Not to mention Grandfather is keeping a lot of the Ars Goetia off our backs. We have several events coming up. Including a city inspection from Lucifer himself," said Octavia.

That statement got everyone's attention.

Lucifer didn't just make random appearances. If Lucifer was inspecting the city, then it had to be important.

"Why was this not told to us before!?" asked a random member of the Council slamming his massive hand on the table.

"It was news to my father as well," said Octavia.

"Da-father wants to see the system at play for himself," said Charlie leaning forward.

Charlie was technique Lucifer's lesion on this project. Just as he had given her funding for her Happy Hotel, he also wanted to keep a close eye on his investments here. The laws and rules of Hell were numerous. While it may not have seemed like it, part of the reason for the various rules was because there were just to many sub classes of Demons in hell. Sinners, Native-born, Fallen Angels, and so on.

This was where Naruto's idea for a more centralized government came from. Of course, creating a system from scratch especially when everyone already enjoyed the current chaotic status quo was easier said than done. Of course, an Overlord with less than a year of power wasn't going to convince people, but Stolas managed to help Naruto in that endeavor

"Now's not the time to panic. Father won't visit for another few months. We have time to get things in order," said Charlie.

With that everyone in the meeting got onto the things that needed to be done to have the 'system' fully operational for Lucifer's visit.

Location: Imp city, Second circle of the Pride Ring

Place: Mangled Maw

Time: 0540

Loona walked into the cafe where the message said to meet her at. She felt guilty for lying to her family, especially Biltz and Naruto, but she needed to be here. She needed to know about the past she never knew. Walking to a booth she took a seat and waited.

The Mangled Maw was a popular spot for Hellhounds to congregate. It was a combination bar/diner that served some great food and played even better music. Considering plenty of hellhounds were into Softcore Rock and Light Metal. Loona herself didn't have a preference, it hurt her ears too much to really enjoy it.

There were several Hellhounds here already, but none were the Hellhound she was looking for. Loona reached into her pocket and pulled out a cigarette and lit it before taking a puff. The Imp waitress came over and took Loona's order of Iced tea and a medium rare burger.

After 15 minutes and two cigarettes, the door opened, and two Hellhounds entered the restaurant. Both of them were Wolf Types... Silver/Gray Wolf types like herself. The smaller of the duo was a female like herself. She looked just like Loona with black fur and Silver white hair, but her eyes were blue. She wore black leather pants, no shirt, and a vest that covered her breasts. On the left side of the vest the symbol has three angular lines in a somewhat triangular shape with three bars jutting out at different angles, looking closer Loona could see a silver howling wolf in the middle of the triangle. On the bottom bar was the word, Omega. On her hip was a dagger.

The male hellhound was tall. Taller than his female counterpart with White fur and the hair on his head was silver as well with sweeping back and to the middle of his back in a ponytail, a small gotee, and yellow eyes. He wore similar clothes to his female counterpart. His symbol had the same black symbol but on the very top bar it read Alpha.

The female hellhound looked around the diner, before spotting Loona. She grabbed the male's arm and gave a sharp pull. The male looked at her for a second, before she pointed at Loona. Loona shucked in a breath as the male looked at her. His yellow eyes pierced into her soul. Every instant was telling her that she needed to submit to this male this Alpha. This however was quickly overridden as the knowledge that she already had an Alpha in the form of Naruto. Taking a breath she met his gaze in a stare down of what seemed to be dominance.

A dominance that she lost after a minute of trying to keep up the tough girl act. She didn't understand. She had met plenty of other hellhounds and none had ever made her want to run away with just a glance. This was different. After a minute or so he smirked before he walked over with the female behind him. He took a seat in the booth without Loona even inviting him to seat down.

"Bold as brass," thought Loona.

The girl quickly joined them as the male wrapped an arm around her. A show of dominance and submission? Loona couldn't tell. Outside of Gluttony Hellhound packs were rare.

"Who are you and why did you call me here," asked Loona as she lit a new cigarette.

"Forgive us for the secrecy, but we needed to make sure that that Overlord boyfriend of yours didn't catch wind of this. This is a sensitive matter," said the Male.

Loona stabbed out her cigarette. "The only reason I didn't tell Ruto about this was that you said that you had information on my birth parents. Otherwise, this place would be swarming with his people," said Loona,

What Loona was neglecting to mention was that Naruto didn't have people Outside of his circle. Everyone who worked in his 'Organization' was part of gangs and subgroups hoping to gain an Overlord's favor. . Loona... My name is Fenris Silverblood, Beta of the Silverblood Hellhound Pack," said Fenris.

"And I'm Dusk Silverblood," said the female hellhound with an oddly British accent, she looked away shyly. "I'm your litter sister,"

Loona's eyes widened.

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And Cut

Damn, It's good to be back. I know I'm back from my break a little early- Not really I'm still on break- I just wanted to post the first chapter. Honestly, I have plenty of ideas for this story. Also shout out to Fenris Silverblood for allowing me to use his Name for this story. When I realized that I wanted to do a super Loona story line and saw his name I just Had to go for it. Now Loona's storyline will be an in-and-out thing so it's not going to be a liner thing.

I'll see you all real soon.

A/N

1: Did a bit of research and it's basically concluded that the cities of Pride are Scattered across 3 circles. In Dante's inferno (NOT THE GAME) it was started that hell was divided into 7 rings to represent the 7 deadly sins, however, Pride had three circles to it. And going back and looking at Youtubers such as Cartoon Universe and verying things for myself I can indeed say that Imp City is in the Second Circle of Pride.

2: as reviewer Drake O'Wryan Blackheart has pointed out in the past. I am a huge wrestling fan. More so of the late 90's early 00's. Everyone knows facebook. Heelbook is a play on words where a heel is a bad guy in wrestling.

3. Loona is the only person with a Company phone as she is the only one good at working Hells social media and managing their expenses.