Hey my boo's I hope everything is going well with you all.
Disclaimer: i don't own glee or none of it's characters.
As we pull up to klaine residence I hope straight out the car and start walking towards the house. I'm so irritated with Jesse he kept talking about hooking mercy up with his friends and how she needs someone on her level and other things shit was really getting on my last nerves. Walking into the house I go straight to the kitchen to grab something to drink when Quinn walks in
"Um hey Sam can I have a word"
"Yea Q wassup" I say as I'm still annoyed with her from earlier, I mean what was with that shit I know Quinn can be a lil bitchy but I thought we were cool Quinn beings to talk pulling me out my thoughts
"I just wanted to apologize about how rude I was to you earlier today" she say taking a pause "yea anyways we're friends and I shouldn't be bitchy towards you so let bygones be bygones" she says opening up her arms for a hug which I kindly accept I mean why hold a grudge
"Yeah bygones" we walk out the kitchen into the living room just when Kurt starts to explain what's going down tonight
"Ok everybody so tonight not only are we going to party it up but tonight we're celebrating something really special because our diva" he says looking at Mercedes "has been nominated for not one... not two... but four Grammys" he says and everyone immediately starts to cry we'll all the females at least
Everyone starts hugging her and saying no how proud they are and she deserves it walking up to her I try to give her the most friendly hug I can give her "I know i already said this but congratulations mercy I'm really proud of you bab- Um merc"
"Thank you Sam" she says giving me bedroom eyes
Before we can go any further Blaine speaks up " hey guys I think we should go venture off for a lil while and then meet back here to start getting ready"
"That's fine with me" says puck "because I really need to be with my wife" he says grabbing Quinn's hand and pulling her into a heated kiss headed towards one of the guess rooms
"Eww we didn't need any visuals" says Santana
"Ok" started Blaine "well how bout the rest of us go find something do as a group"
"Ouuu how bout we go check out that museum in Manhattan" asked Rachel
"Ouu is that the one with the celebrities,Lord tubbington said he always wanted to go there" stated Brittany
Everyone just looks at he and shakes their heads
"Who is lord tubbington" ask Jesse
"Her cat but it's to much of a long story to try to get into right now" say Rachel
"Ok so are we hitting to road or not" ask Tina as she grabs Mike's hand and start to head out the door"
"Are we taking the car or subway" asked mike
"Subway" Sam and Mercedes say at the Same time
"Um I don't think that's a good idea for you mercy with your celebrity status and all" says Kurt
"She'll be fine I'll a mean we'll protect her if need be" said Sam hoping no one paid attention to his lil slip up
" Um no that's not a smart idea dude" says Jesse with base in his voice "we have one of the biggest top chatted artists of today's music and you think it's safe to put her on a subway in New York you got to be stupid"
"Like I said" Sam says getting in his face she's good and trust me I know how to handle a mob of fans if need be, if she wants to go on the subways she's a grown woman she can decide for herself also I maybe blonde but far from stupid"
"Okkkk" Mercedes says grabbing Sam's arm pulling him outta of Jesse's face "I'm capable to ride the subway with my artist status"she says putting quotations
"Like Sam said we got her best believe I still carry razor's in my hair" Santana says eyeing Jesse
"Ok well let's go cedes just make sure you stay close" says Blaine
"What am I a child" she says
"As a matter of fact" says Sam "I'm going to call priority one security and see if I can get you a body guard"
Everyone is eyeing them back and forth trying to figure out why would sam call the security company for Mercedes
"Yeah I'm with Sam" says Santana glaring at Sam and Mercedes " how about I'll call and tell them to meet us there"
"Ok well let's go"
While walking to to the subway Kurt grabs Mercedes hand " you know you and Sam are the worst trying to keep your relationship low key" he said giving her a smirk Mercedes jaw drops "you know I'm not against you guys getting back together I'm just upset you that you felt that you couldn't tell me mercy me I thought we're best friends" he finishes giving her his best sad eyes
" oh my gosh Kurt you are my best friend I'm sorry we just wanted to keep things to ourselves for a while but I see that's really hard please don't be upset kurtie I'm really sorry"
"You know I can't stay mad at you, but i do feel some type of way that you'll tell satan but not me"
"Ohhh kurtie you have no reason to feel anything I promise I didn't tell her she caught us, I wanted to tell you but me and Sam felt it was best this way"
"Yeah and how's that working out for you"
"Oh Kurt it's soooo hard, I find myself wanting to just jump on him or just hug and kiss him"
" ouu yea ok no jumping Sam's bones in front of everyone but I see you wearing up sexually"
"Oh boy hush, we'll talk about that much later I promise"
"I'll hold you to that"
Getting to and on the train went smooth and now they were walking around Time square trying to make it to the museum in one piece. Making inside taking pictures with the wax pieces and just having a blast before they knew it they had spent 4 hours in that place. Everyone decided it was time to head back and start getting ready
When they made it back Quinn and puck had just woken up from they min sex coma
"Hey you guys are back" says Quinn
"Yea we're going to start getting ready" stated sugar
"So I already called ahead and got us a booth and bottle service anything I missed Kurt" says puck
"No that'll be all for now Blaine already called for the limo to pick us up around 9:30 so we should be good"
"Um why do we need a limo" ask Brittany
"Because it's to many of us and taking two car to the club is just not an option and also we're celebrating diva here soooo I mean need I say more" says Kurt
"Kurt that's totally not necessary" Mercedes says while Kurt is glaring at her "I'm for real it's really not that serious I don't want to pull up to the club in no limo I just wanna chill and hang out with my friends please I don't want the glitz and glamour"
"Okkk Blaine call and cancel the limo" kurt say sounded said
"Mercedes diva if it was me I'll want start treatment all the way around. So I'm just letting you all know now when I get nominated for my tony I want it all" said Rachel
"Whatever Yentl" says Santana rolling her eyes
"Ok so everybody off into your rooms to get dressed, Um cedes and Sam sorry but you'll have to us the Sam bathroom because the two rooms that's left unoccupied or the ones with the connecting bathrooms, I hope that's not a problem" Kurt says give Mercedes a wink
"Um no. No problem with me Sam?" Mercedes asked
"No Um yea no problem"
"Ok chop chop" says Kurt
Quinn pulls Kurt by his arm to the side
"What is it you're trying to do push them together" she says with a attitude
"What are you talking about Quinn and let go of my arm" he says removing her grip from his arm
"Cedes don't need any Distractions and Sam there is a BIG ONE"
"Q you really need to get a grip of yourself diva can handle herself, and I'm not doing anything" Kurt said walking away from her shaking his head
Quinn headed back to her room to get dress thinking to herself how she was going to keep Mercedes away from Sam for the reminder of the trip. With that she did so and everyone was dressed and out the door on the way to the club she made sure to sit by Mercedes and pull her to the dance floor which was irritating Mercedes
"Quinn I need a break and a drink I'll be right back" Mercedes walked away headed to the bar with her bodyguard following right behind her which irritated her more because Sam insist on her having one while they were out as if she really need one. She ordered her drink and went back to the booth to sit as she walks towards the booth she she Jesse talking to some guy that was pretty good looking but he wasn't all that she thought
"Hey Mercedes I'm glad you came over I wanted to introduce you to my buddy Caleb, Caleb this is mercy j I was telling you about"
"Hi Mercedes nice to meet you" Caleb said holding out his hand for her to shake
"Hi nice to meet you too" she says taking his hand shaking it
" I'll just leave you two to talk" with that Jesse got up and walked away
"So Jesse tells me your some sort of singer"
"Um yes I am my stage name is mercy j like Jesse said when I first walked up" Mercedes said trying to not come off rude
" so what do you like to get into outside of music" he asked
Before Mercedes can respond she catches a glimpse of Sam on the dance floor eyeing them
"Um if you can give me a second" she go up and walks away without giving him a chance to respond but before she can make it over to him sugar and Quinn grabs her pulling her with them
"So who was the hottie you were talking to" asked sugar
"Right I want to know as well" said Quinn
"That was one of Jesse friends I guess, I'm not really interested tho"
"What you mean your not interested he's hot total your type" said Quinn
"Um no not my type any friend of Jesse is definitely not my type" she said with a attitude and a eye roll
"Girl your tripping well let's find you a hottie shall we" said sugar
"Um no guy I'm-" she didn't get a chance to to finish her sentence before Quinn and sugar dragged her all around the club meeting different gentlemen that she really was not interested in.
"Hey there pretty ladies Mind if me and my boys join you here" says a random guy at the bar
" we're taken" quinn said pointing at her and sugar " but my girl cedes here is single and ready to mingle"
"Quinn what the hell, Um excuse me sir she's just playing" Mercedes says frustrated as ever
" oh don't act shy now" she says pushing Mercedes out her seat into the guys arms " you should take her to go dance, and don't come back till you got his number"
Making it to the dance immediately the grabs Mercedes pulling her close to him " so sexy tell me you want to get outta here, I can already tell you ready for me" he says in Mercedes ear all seductive
Mercedes pull back putting some distance between them "Um no I'm not that kind of girl"
"Oh really how bout I make you that kind of girl for one night" he says pulling her back into him with is right hand as his left one grabs her ass
Pulling back once more "eww No and I have a man, see that guy over there" she says turning him slightly to the right to take a good look a Sam where him puck, Blaine and mike were dancing " yea he don't play when it comes to me so if I were you I'll keep my hands to myself or lose them, I mean either is your choice"
"Oh come on the white blond dude, don't make me laugh baby I know he can't put it on you like I can. Come get a taste of this here baby"
"That was corny as hell, hahaha boy stop I'm going to go now. You find someone else to play with" and with that she walks off headed to the bathroom. "Hey Rome I'll like to go to the bathroom if you don't mind" she says to the bodyguard
"Not at all Ms.Jones"
"Thanks"
"No need just doing my job"
"Her cedes wait up I'll go with you I have to pee" says Santana
"I didn't need to know all your business helfa"
"Oh whatever, so you having fun me and Brittany was talking to this girl and guy who are obviously total swingers if you know what I mean" she says bumping her shoulder with Mercedes
"Girl you are crazy and no I'm not having fun I'm exhausted and irritated if it ain't Jesse it's Quinn pushing guys all in my face not caring how many times I say I'm not interested"
"Yea I noticed that so what you going to do about it they don't know you and lady lips are back together"
"Ugh I know, I'm just ready to get out of this place"
"Well let go back and see if the other want to ditch this place"
Heading back to the booth Mercedes spots a very drunken tall brunette all over Sam seeing as he keeps trying to push her away and not be rude but she's just not getting the picture
"Ma'am I don't know know how many times I have to tell you I'm taken" Said Sam moving away from the girl once again
"Aww baby is she here though, I can give it to you good"
"Look bitch he said he's taken now move your ass before I move it for you"Santana said because she know Mercedes was two seconds away from taking the girl to the carpet and they really didn't need that. The girl looks at her and walks off angry
"Hey where's Kurt I want to get out of here" says Mercedes
"I'm right here diva but why leave so early it's only 12 come on cedes a few more dances and we can go" Kurt bag
"No kurt not going to happen" Mercedes says shaking her head
"How bout we go the the karaoke bar down the block" Rachel suggested
" ouuuu cedes pleaseeee pretty pretty please then we can call it a night"
"Kurt stop bagging, it's not a good look"
Kurt give her his best puppy eyes " ok just a few song and then we're leave my hotel bed is calling my name"
"Ok let's go guys. We can walk it's really just like a block away" says Rachel
They all left the club with rome behind them who they really start to forget about. Rachel said it was a block but it felt like three I mean this is New York
"Hey welcome to singerZ I'm your host Jane tonight's lovers night so are we singing or watching" she asked
"Singing" they all shouted
"Ok well if you can tell me your songs and who you'll be singing with I can get you guys in"
"Ou guy we should do guys vs girls like we use to do back in glee club"
" yes and I know the perfect song we can sing" Rachel said pull the girls and Kurt aside
" I swear berry if you pick a lame as show tunes song I'm going to stuff my shoe so far-"
"SATAN" they all yelled
"No no show tones how bout any time , any place" she says getting real excited
"By Mrs Janet , the Janet Jackson Um Rachel I don't mean to sound rude but what the hell do you know about Mrs Janet Jackson"
" I know some stuff Mercedes come on guys this will make the guys sweat"
"Hey what the hell I'm in " says Mercedes
"Me too"
"Count me in"
"We're singing with our significant others too right" asked Brittany walking over to them "because I got a sound I want to sing with my wife"
"Aww britts" Santana walks over to her wife giving her a kiss
So they all came up with songs to sing with their partners and which order they would be performed in.
"Wait if all of us is singing to or other half who are you going to sing with cedes" asked sugar
"She can sing with Caleb" Quinn said before Mercedes even got a chance to utter a word
"Um no I won't be singing with Caleb" she said rolling her eyes
"Why not his hot, I think you should totally do it" Quinn was really sticking with her plan to keep Mercedes away from Sam and she had the help up Jesse and didn't even know it
"If you find him so hot you sing with if, I'll just sing by myself or better yet with sam being as his also here"
"Ok ok well let's go tell the host our song" Santana said to stop the back and forth
Meanwhile when Brittany walks back over the fellas were still trying to come up with a group number but failing because they kept arguing, well at least Sam and Jesse was
"That song choice is stupid and we're going to lose if you let blonde here pick the song" says Jesse
"One the name is Sam and I hate to break it to you but broadway if not a way to make they girl sweat" said Sam
"I'm with Sam we need something that's going to have them on their toes" said puck
"I have the perfect song" as mike pulled them in to tell them the song they was ready to put everything into action.
"So are you women ready to lose" asked puck
"Oh it won't be us who'll be losing husband" Quinn said
"Well let's see if you can put your money where your mouth is, huh"
As that the host came back over " ok do we know who's going first"
"I know it should be ladies first but yeah me and my guys are bout to shut this place down so we'll go first" puck said with suspicious grin
" ok take your place over by the stage please"
" watch and learn ladies" said Caleb
The boys go up on the stage and waits for the music to start and soon as it does the ladies know this going to be a hell of a night
Music starts
Jesse:
Freak me, baby (ah, yeah)
Freak me, baby (mm, just like that)
Freak me, baby (ah, yeah)
Freak me, baby
Let me lick you up and down till you say stop
Let me play with your body, baby, make you real hot
Let me do all the things you want me to do
'Cause tonight, baby, I wanna get freaky with you
The guys was doing a little two step while holding their mic's
Sam:
Baby, don't you understand
I wanna be your nasty man
I wanna make your body scream
And you will know just what I mean (you know what I mean)
Twenty-four carat gold
To warm the nights when you get cold
I wanna lick you up and down (baby, yeah, baby, yeah)
And then I wanna lay you down, come on silk sing
Let me lick you up and down till you say stop (lick you up and down)
Let me play with your body, baby, make you real hot (let me make you real hot)
Let me do all the things you want me to do (whoa)
'Cause tonight, baby, I wanna get freaky with you
Doing his signature body roll he know Mercedes loves. Looking right at her singing these words was making her hot and wanting and needing badly
Puck:
I love the taste of whipped cream (hey)
Spread it on, don't be mean (baby, don't be mean)
You know I can't resist you, girl
I'll fly you all around the world (all around the world, oh, baby)
I wanna see your body drip
Come on let me take a sip (come on, come on, come on, come on)
Take off what you cherish most (come on, come on)
'Cause when I brag, I like to brag and boast (come on, come on, baby)
Quinn was really enjoying her husband she was so in lust she wasn't paying attention to Sam and Mercedes
Blaine:
Let me lick you up and down till you say stop (lick you up and down, oh, baby)
Let me play with your body, baby, make you real hot ((I wanna play with your body, baby)
(I wanna play with your body, girl)
Let me do all the things you want me to do (ah yeah)
'Cause tonight, baby, I wanna get freaky with you
Mike :
You, you, you, you (oh, you)
You, you, you, you (let me freak you)
You, you, you, you (all of you)
Yeah, come on, come on
You, you, you, you (oh you)
You, you, you, you (let me do you)
'Cause tonight, baby, I wanna get freaky with you
Brittany:
Let me lick you up and down till you say stop (freak me, baby)
Let me play with your body, baby, make you real hot (freak me, baby)
Let me do all the things you want me to do (freak me, baby)
'Cause tonight, baby, I wanna get freaky with you
Let me play (baby, don't stop) with your body, baby, make you real hot (hey)
Let me do (baby, don't stop) all the things you want me to do (baby, don't stop)
'Cause tonight, baby, I wanna get freaky, freaky
All:
Let me play with your body, baby (up and down), make you real hot
(Let me make you soakin' wet, baby)
Let me do all the things (oh) you want me to do
(I won't play around with your love, baby)
('Cause tonight, baby, I wanna get freaky with you)
Once the song ended they girls plus Kurt and the whole place was up out their seats shouting and Whistling.
"Ok you guys were hot I'm not going to lie" said Santana
"Jesse baby I didn't know you can be like that, your were so hot up there" Rachel said kissing her husband
"Yea I was wasn't I"
" come on ladies and lady Hummel let's show these fella plus Brittany how we're going to shut it down
The girl plus Kurt are up on the stage with chairs in front of them
Rachel:
In the thunder and rain
You stare into my eyes
I can feel your hand
Movin' up my thighs
Skirt around my waist
Wall against my face
I can feel your lips
Oooh
I don't wanna stop just because
People walkin' by are watchin' us
I don't give a damn what they think
I want you now
I don't wanna stop just because
You feel so good inside of my love
I'm not gonna stop no no no
I want you
All I wanna say is
Santana :
Any time
And any place
I don't care who's around
Mmmm
Any time
And any place
I don't care who's around
Nonononono
Weeoooh-hooo
Ooooooohooo
Hoohoo
Doing a figure eight booty roll and bending over the chair the ladies shook their asses while Kurt did some sort of body roll
Mercedes:
Dancin on the floor
Feelin the slow groove
My mind is startin to burn
With forbidden thoughts
Strangers all around
With the lights down low
I was thinkin' maybe we could
Well...you know
I don't wanna stop just because
People walkin' by are watchin' us
I don't give a damn what they think
I want you now
I don't wanna stop just because
You feel so good inside of my love
I'm not gonna stop no no no
I want you
All I wanna say is
Mercedes was starting right at Sam twirling and hopping all on her chair know she was making him hard.
Santana :
Any time
And any place
I don't care who's around
Mmmm
Any time
And any place
I don't care who's around
Nonononono
Weeoooh-hooo
Ooooooohooo
Hoohoo
At this point all the girls and Kurt decided to stand on their chairs and drop it down low
All:
Any time
And any place
I don't care who's around
Mmmm
Any time
And any place
I don't care who's around
Nonononono
Weeoooh-hooo
Ooooooohooo
Hoohoo
They finished the song with them sitting in the said chair looking all sexy. The whole place erupted with applause and cat calls
"I'm not afraid to admit that we fella have lost" says Caleb as he was the first one to speak up
" yea me either" said Jesse "my wife was all kinds of hot up there"
"How about we take a small break then we can finish the night out with a bang" said Quinn
"Yeah that's sound good I need a drink" says Santana "I swear Jesse if you even think about saying anything I will choke you"
"I wasn't going to say anything so you can chill" he says with a smirk
Everyone beings to walk away and head to the bar when Sam's phone starts to ring
~RINGING~
"Yeah Stevie"
Sorry guys it took me a lil min to finish this chapter I been working like crazy but I made it lol I might have another update today I'm not for sure yet
Please review and let me know what you think
Also the song choices are
Guys:freak me by silk
Girls: anytime any place by Janet Jackson
The next chapter will start off with Sam's phone call until next time babes
Xoxox