The Adventures of LMNO

by Acoustic Ghost

A year has passed since Naruto became an Overlord, Blitz started a very successful business, and his relationship with Kushina has improved into a friendship. However, things are not all peaches and cream for Naruto and his Family. One member of his family has felt like something is missing and she'll go even beyond hell to find the answers to her questions. Oh and there's a Moxxie

2. A helluva job part 1

Cat: Naruto X Helluva Boss X Hazbin Hotel

Title: The Adventures of LMNO

Rating: M

Pairing: Naruto X Loona/Octavia/Verrosika/ Mrs. Mayberry/Mikoto/?/?, Milli X Moxxie, Blitzo X Stolas, Charlie X Vaggie, Kushina X Kurama, Cherri X Angel

Summary: A year has passed since Naruto became an Overlord, Blitz started a very successful business, and his relationship with Kushina has improved into a friendship. However, things are not all peaches and cream for Naruto and his Family. One member of his family has felt like something is missing and she'll go even beyond hell to find the answers to her questions. Oh and there's a Moxxie.

Hey everyone thank you so much for the support on chapter 1. I know that I'm on semi-Hiatus due to work and vacation with my family, but I'm still writing, still here, and enjoying myself. I will say that I have decided on one of the harem members that will be added to the story. It will be... Uchiha Mikoto! Shocker I know, but I have my reasons. That's going to tie into one of three sub-storylines that will be going on.

Review Response

Ghust95: Hey I had to do something to kick this story off the right way.

Themattman4000: Thank you

Bednarczykmiki: It's a really good poem.

Hellkeaper: Thank it. This is actually longer than I would have done for an initial chapter. Normally I have starting chapters that range to only 1000-1500 words with every chapter after that going upwards of 5k. For Loona's substory, it's going to get wild

Gamelover41592: Yep.

Nathair1: Yes this is the second part of the Adventures of MNM, LNMO is actually a play on words just like the first story was.

HMV Black Templar: Thank you.

DaftMerc39: Thank you. I'm glad you enjoyed it.

Fenris Silverblood: Glad you enjoyed the reveal. I was actually worried that I messed up Fenris's personality. Thanks for pointing that out to me. I'll have it fixed in this chapter.

Nicholas: I'll put that one in somewhere down the line.

Blackholelord: My thanks. I'll address why I didn't do it originally. Simply put I was on a time crunch. When I posted it I had just returned from a business trip and was pretty tried since I still had a lot of work to do that following week.

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"Let's go Lick some ass!" Speech

"I thought the expression was kick-ass," Thought/Flashback

"I like mine better," Spells/Jutsu

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Chapter 2: A helluva job part 1

Location: Imp city, Second circle of the Pride Ring

Place: Mangled Maw

Time: 0605

Sister! Sister! Sister! Sister! Sister!

The world kept repeating itself over and over in the silver-haired female hellhound's head! She had a sister! A Fucking sister

"I have a sister!?" asked Loona looking at Dusk.

"Two sisters and four Brothers. All members of the Silverblood," said Dusk.

"So my name is Loona Silverblood?" asked Loona liking the ring it had to it.

Fenris shuck his head. "Not that simple runt. You have to earn the Silverblood name. That's not easy to do. Many who wish to be Silverblood have died trying to complete the tasks required to be Silverblood. And you have a long way to go before you can be Silverblood,"

Loona tried to stop herself from growling at Fenris. What right did he have to tell her that she wasn't worthy of her birth name? Taking a deep breath, she released it and looked Fenris in his eyes. The eyes that were making something deep inside of her body scream to submit to this Alpha male before her.

"Submit to him! He's a powerful Alpha! He will give you strong pups!" yelled a part of her that she didn't realize existed.

"I have someone. I have Naruto!" Another part yelled back.

"But he's not your mate. He's merely a passing fling. This is an Alpha worthy of you. Submit like the bitch you are,"

Loona pushed both of those parts away. She needed to focus and hearing her instincts warring with her heart wasn't helping at the moment.

"Then what was the point of contacting me?" asked Loona.

"Father wanted you found," said Dusk.

"Father?" asked Loona.

"The current True Alpha of the Silverbloods, and member of the Silver Pack Alliance. Warren Silverblood," said Fenris closing his eyes.

"What is that?" asked Loona.

Dusk shuck her head. "Sorry Loona, but we can't tell you anymore. Your an untested. A No Rank in the eyes of the Silverblood. I would tell you more, but I just earned my own Omega Rank not even a year ago. That's the only reason I was allowed to come here," said Dusk as stood up.

Fenris stood as well, before he took out a card and placed it on the desk. "We've said enough as it is and our time is limited. Call us if you want to talk further. We'll give you a time and place," said Fenris.

"Wait," said Loona stopping Fenris. "You introduced yourself as a Beta, but your cut says Alpha. What's that about?"

Fenris looked at the badge on his cut before chuckling. "It's a habit I developed from my time as a Beta, even though I was a respected individual in our pack. Our pack has over 100 blooded members at the moment. I'm the lowest ranked Alpha in the pack. There are 10 Beta's all looking to jump at the chance to take my title of Alpha and prove themselves above me. My position can be contested at any moment so I still refer to myself as a Beta when I'm in the presence of those I trust or don't feel are a threat to me. Like Dusk here," said Fenris putting his arm around Dusk.

Loona narrowed her eyes. "Which one am I?" asked Loona.

Fenris smirked. "You tell me no-blood,"

With those words Fenris and Dusk left Loona to her own devices. Loona sat for a while, before taking out some cash and slamming it on the table. She had to get to work.

Location: 2nd Circle, Imp City Pride Ring

Place: IMP offices

Time: 1120

A young Sinner Demon sighed as he knocked on the door of the office that he had heard about. The Office of imp demons could get the revenge that he never could in life. Despite how tall he was, the man was only 16 years old. He hadn't been tall in life, in fact, he had been short, barely 5'4 at the time of his death, His ears twitched this way, and his blue fur had several black stripes on it. And instead of the usual red and yellow hell eyes, his eyes were turquoise.

He knocked on the door and waited for someone to answer, but instead of someone politely answering the door a small red imp female flew through the door and smashed against the wall outside. She shuck her head, before getting up gritting her teeth, and jumping back into the room. Peaking his head into the room, the young man saw that the Red imp female was fighting with a taller Hellhound female. The smaller female was definitely more agile, but the taller female was way more powerful.

Sitting on a couch were three males. Two imps and he had to guess a sinner like himself, only he was more like a fox.

"Um excuse me," said the young man.

The Fox turned to him and beckoned him over. The young man walked into the room and managed to duck as the large hellhound and thrown into the wall via a hurricanrana. The young man made it to the couch as the two females resumed their fight.

"Come in kid and have a seat," said the Taller male imp.

"Umm what is going on?" asked the kid.

"Oh, my mom said my girlfriend's cooking wasn't enough to satisfy me, despite the fact that Loona and I have similar taste in food, so she was pissed, and they ended up fighting," said the Fox.

"Shouldn't we stop them?" asked the young man.

The Fox, the taller imp, and the shorter Imp all busted out laughing.

"Kid that's the funniest shit I've ever heard. You never get between two bitches when they have a score to settle. And as much as I love my Loony Mama didn't raise a fool. Anyway, the name is Blitz, and the O is silent. I'm the CEO and Lead assassin of Immediate Murder Professionals. Who you need dead sport?" asked Blitz.

The boy rubbed his head. "My name is Michael Keel and I need you to kill my sister," said the now-named Michael.

The two females stopped fighting and looked at the kid.

"Whoa you must really hate your sister if you want her dead," said the hellhound female.

Michael shuck his head. "Quite the opposite. I love my sister, but she has... issues. Issues that have made her a very dangerous individual,"

"Why don't you start your tale from the beginning Young man," said Moxxie

And so he told them his tale. Michael and his older sister Susanna or Sue were children of Anti-vaxxer religious nuts. Every word that came out of their pastor's mouth was glorified gold. They grew up in a quite an affluent family in the business world, but when Sue turned 11 she developed a brain tumor, they caught it early enough to save her life, but not early enough to stop irreparable damage. To say the least, it messed Sue up big time. Because their parents were always so busy and their older siblings were living their own lives, only Michael was around Sue. To help her, comfort her, and take care of her. In the later stages, Michael even told her that he would never leave her and always be there for her.

That was where things began to take a turn for the worst.

Sue took his words at face value and became... obsessed with Michael. To the point that she would rage at their maid if she dared try to serve her bother any food. Their parents were not overly concerned but felt that Sue's behavior needed to be corrected and when she was 14 she was sent away for a year to a boarding school. St. Charlie's institute for wayward girls. Every week Michael would send a letter to Sue, telling her how things were. He would get his own letter from her once a month due to how strict the staff at St Charlie's were. A year to the day she returned and for a while, she seemed to be okay. If only that was the case.

For a little over a month, they lived in harmony. Family dinners, reintroduction to the neighborhood, and the like. Barely a month after returning she took a knife and went through the house killing everyone except Michael. Once she was done with the rest of the family she kicked open the door to Michael's room and... had her way with him. Once she was finished and licked his tears and told him, that she was all he would ever need in life.

Emptying out as much cash from the bank accounts as possible. Before they went on the run. Sue managed to get them new identities and get them out of the city.

What followed was five years of Rape, physiological torture, and pain on a level that most people could never fathom in their entire existence. She allowed him a cell phone that was only directed to her phone. No internet, no social media access. Nothing but her. One day when Sue was exhausted from their coupling, Michael gathered the courage to leave the house that they had rented. Unfortunately, he barely got 5 minutes away, before Sue came sprinting down the street after him.

Micheal pulled out a knife and held it out in front of him, making her stop. All Sue did was smile at him.

"You won't kill me Mikey. I'm your favorite big sister," said Sue as she advanced to the point where the knife was touching her chest, biting into her right breast and drawing blood.

Instead of pushing the blade forward, he ripped the knife away, leaving a deep cut before he turned the knife on himself and drove it into his jugular, and ripped it across his neck. The last thing he saw before he felt the icy embrace of death was his sister's horrified face. When he next awoke, he was in Pentagram city.

"And that's my story," said Michael taking a sip of water from his cup.

Michael looked over to the group that he was about to hire only to find The Hellhound female and the tall imp sleeping, the smaller of the two imps playing cards, and finally, the Fox man looking at his cellphone... wait it was a hell of phone. Damn terminology.

Michael growled at this and slammed his hand into the desk. "Are you assholes even listening to me!?" yelled Michael.

Everyone jumped up from what they were doing and looked at the man.

"Dude your story was long as fuck!" yelled Naruto putting his phone away. "Hell, the chapter is already half over at this point.

"Babe no breaking the fourth wall," said Loona.

"Alright before you two get on some Clarissa explains it all bullshit, lets's find out why this guy who was getting free pussy from his sister has such an issue," said Blitz. (1) (2)

"That's fucking gross! First off she raped me and second she was my sister," said Micheal.

"Historically speaking Incest was perfectly acceptable in many parts of the human world," said Moxxie.

"Not in America we don't," said Micheal crossing his arms.

Loona slapped her forehead. "A More Karen answer if I ever heard one?"

"Are you going to take my case or not!?" asked Micheal growling at the group.

"Shot me the details. I'll look them over. We need 30 percent upfront for operations costs," said Loona as she gave him the company Hellphone number and E-mail.

Micheal grumbled but did as told.

"Great!" said Blitz. "We'll call you when the job is done,"

Micheal grumbled before he left. Once he left, the others turned to each other.

"Alright, you all know the deal. Loona, Naruto get to researching this crazy bitch. Millie, Moxxie get the weapons together Since we're going after a crazy bitch serial killer, then we need to be careful. Anything ranged is probably going to be our friend this time around," said Blitz.

"And what are you going to do?" asked Loona as she booted up the Laptop and began as Naruto took the desktop.

"I'm going to go and see my sister," said Blitz walking out of the door.

This made everyone stop and look at each other. If it was one thing Blitz rarely did it was speak about family. They had all seen the pictures that Blitz hung all over his office of him and Barbie Wire, as well as the tall woman who they had never seen in person. For all of the stuff they knew about Blitz, they didn't know anything about the man.

Location: 3rd circle of the Pride Ring

Place: Second Chance Rehab

Time: 1200

Blitz tapped his foot as he sat in the lobby of the rehab center. Like Most of hell it looked like crap, smelled like crap, and had problems that made Earth Rehab centers look tame by compression. Barbie wasn't in rehab for crap like coke, weed, pills or any shit like that. They may have been hard drugs on earth, but in Hell that shit was like candy.

Back when they had become a traveling Duo act in Pride before he became a clown at Loo-Loo Land, and well before his bodyguard/Assassin days. In the beginning, they were a pretty good act, but before long their Agent started pushing barbie as the star. It had nothing to do with the fact that they were banging and he was even pimping her out behind Blitz's back. It was near the end of their contract that Blitz learned this. He barged into their manager's office to find Barbie injecting Euphoria into her arm.

Euphoria was basically Liquid Divinity mixed with just enough Demonic grown herbs to disrupt the fatality of it if taken in small enough doses. It was one of the few Abyss Market Drugs that the Princes made truly illegal in hell, but it was hard to track down the source of the drugs.

The details didn't matter In the end. Their manager was dead, Barbie had gotten addicted to Euphoria and she absolutely hated Blitz for ruining her chance to be a big time star. It was one of the reasons that he no longer associated himself to the name Blitzo, but it wasn't the straw that broke that horse's back. No that would come later on.

"Mr Blitzo if you would please follow me. Miss Wire is in the day room," called a succubus nurse smiling at him with her charm in full-blown effect.

Considering that Blitz had dated a Succubus Princess it didn't do shit for him. Not even popping a boner. Ignoring the way she called his name Blitz got and followed her. It didn't take long to get to the dayroom. As they walked over to Barbie Blitz felt his heart swell in joy and shrink in pain.

To him, Barbie was the third most beautiful woman in hell, right behind his Loona and their mother. Barbie is a slim, red Imp with large, curled horns, red eyes with yellow sclera, sharp teeth, and black, claw-like fingers. Blitz noticed that she had grown out a long mane of black hair similar to their mother's. Something Blitz knew she hated with a passion. Across her skin are white stripes, some forming crosses on her forearms as well as her forehead. She wears a white and dark red, short striped dress with black, knee-high boots.

Blitz walked over to the table where Barbie was sitting.

"Hey sis," said Blitz

The woman smiled. "Hey, Blitzo . How have you been?" asked Barbie in an almost child-like way... a long term side effect of Euphoria.

Blitzo choked up and tried not to allow his tears out. "Good Barb... You.. you look well," said Blitz fighting back tears.

He knew that she was currently doped up. She was always doped up when he visited. Euphoria didn't leave one's mind intact. He would come here once a month to talk to her, see if he could get any semblance of his little sister back.

Blitz would spend the next few hours just enjoying his sister's company. Maybe he would talk to Charlie about enrolling his sister in her Hotel.

Location: Imp City, 2nd Circle of the Pride Ring

Place: Nartuo's Apartment building, Naruto's Penthouse

Time: 2200

Loona brushed her hair as she looked in the mirror. Behind her Naruto and Abby lay in the bed cuddling. Normally Loona and Octavia would already be with him. However, Octavia was still out. She set her brush down and went to bed. She cuddled up along Naruto's other side and smiled at her lover. He was strong, handsome, and quite gentle when he wanted to be.

"I hope you two had a good day," said Abby.

"It was alright. Loona and Mom got into a fight," said Naruto.

"Oh did you win?" asked Abby.

"Call it a draw. We had a client come in today. Personally, I'd like to have my cunt pounded to heaven, but we have a job to do in the morning. We're going after a psycho bitch who turned her brother into a sex slave," said Loona

"Wow that is messed up. I hope you can find vengeance for that poor boy," said Abby.

Naruto nodded. He had his own mixed emotions about this considering his past, but with him still having Death Amnesia it was probably a good possibility that he would never get those memories back. So far he had punished two of the people responsible for his past in the form of Yuhi Kurenai and Nono. Speaking of Kureni, apparently his mother and Kurama loved fucking her, but because of Kurenai's punishment she had more then a year of lust built up in her body. The Overlord was sure that if he let loose on her punishment then her brain would fry from pleasure overload.

Naruto shuck his head. "Night ladies," said Naruto before he kissed both Loona and Abby before they snuggled together.

Loona took in the scents of the room, Abby's rich honey scent, The lavender that Naruto seemed to prefer, and the smell of salt and broth that Naruto seemed to admit at all times. She was drifting off to sleep, warm and loved. But, the things that Fenris said to her lingering in the back of her mins.,

"But he's no Alpha like Fenris is," came her Inner Pack Loona called from the deepest parts of her mind.

Loona's eyes snapped open and she was greeted by a site that would shake her to her core. It was her. Dressed similarly to her... sister. Only her 'badge' didn't have any markings. Untested.

"You Again. Go back to the deep end! Naruto is the perfect mate!" Desire Loona growled.

IP Loona laughed. "You can fight all you want, but the truth is you never really belonged anywhere. Blitzo only took you in as a pet, Millie and Moxxie see you as worthless. Hell even that new bitch Abby has more sway in those bullshit tits then you do. Octavia is just like her mother. She won't ever see you as anything more then a toy. And Naruto. He's strong, but he'll kick you to the curve sooner or later,"

"Don't talk about my family!Don't talk about my dad! Don't Talk about Aunt Mox or Aunt Millie! Don't talk about Abby, Don't talk about Moonlight and DONT talk about NARUTO!" yelled Desire Loona her eyes turning red as she took a swipe at IP Loona

IP Loona jumped backwards and laughed. "Stuck a nerve did I? That's fine. I'll back off for now, but know this, the closer you get to the Silverblood, the stronger I'll before. Soon I'll be the real Loona and you'll be nothing but a distant memory.

Loona's eyes snapped open as she sat up and looked aronud the darkened room. She looked at her lovers, before grabbing her phone. It was 0300... Another 6 hours before work. She looked at her contacts and pulled up Fenris's number. She looked at it for a moment, before blocking it. She sat her phone down and turned her back to Naruto and Abby. Unsure of why she felt guilt and shame, but knowing the feeling was preventing her from looking at her lovers.

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And cut. I hope you guys enjoyed this chapter.

A/n

1: I went down that fucking rabbit hole and Holy FUCK do I regreat it. Looking on the surface of it it it's 70/30 split on illegal vs Legal,. BUT and this is a big BUT your family helps to shape how you view romance and what the ideal romantic partner is. Like I said this is a rabbit hole and I'm not going any further.

2: Shout out to Guest Reviewer Nicholas for this one.