Star Warriors of the Dynasty Ocean
Description: Fayt and company check out a Gemity simulator that transports them to ancient China. Many, many pairings ensue. Rated T for implied sex. Do not proceed if you do not like male/male, threesomes, foursomes, and … yeah, well you've been warned.
Disclaimer: Star Ocean: Till the End of Time and its characters are the property of Square-Enix. Dynasty Warriors and its characters are the property of KOEI. The insanity in this fic is unfortunately all mine.
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Nel
Nel leaned against the wall, her arms folded and her eyes half-lidded. She could feel her patience and self-control rapidly remolding itself into frustration. Another few minutes and she would be forced to introduce the three men in front of her to her daggers. And her fists. And most likely her feet.
"Elder brother, we insist. You are the most deserving of us, so the choice is clear."
It had started well enough. She had entered Bai Di, looking for some company, and had found it straight away. The one called Liu Bei was quite handsome, and the facial hair and the fact that he wore pants set him apart from the runologists she knew. The very tall Guan Yu had a calm fierceness about him that she liked, and the long beard made up for the robe-like battle gown. Zhang Fei showed a rowdy energy that Nel was sure would be great fun in a bar. She could happily see herself spending the afternoon with any of them.
"No, Yide. I cannot accept. We are brothers; we are equal. I cannot disregard both of your feelings in this matter."
But then all three of them had realized that each had seen her and immediately desired her for his own. And then they had begun to fight over her. Well, not fight exactly. More like argue over who would be allowed to sacrifice himself for the love of the others.
"Perhaps, my brothers, we should leave the decision in the lady's hands. She may have a preference herself."
"Excellent idea, Yunchang." The three turned to her, and Liu Bei bowed. "My lady, we three are so beset by your charms that we know not what to do with ourselves. Please, will you end our suffering?"
Finally. Nel straightened and glared at them, her hands resting on her hips. "All right, look. I'm an Aquarian. I work with women and skinny boys who wear dresses. And now, I'm running around with a whiny father's boy, a kid with a tail, two guys who wear skirts, and Cliff. I am desperate for some decent, intelligent testosterone."
The three Shu warriors exchanged confused glances. "Which means … ?"
"Which means I'll take all three of you." She tore off her scarf and threw it to the ground. "At once."
As Liu Bei and Guan Yu stared at her slack-jawed, Zhang Fei let out a little "Woo hoo!" and went to shut the door.
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A/N: Heh heh, and Shu was never the same again.