Star Warriors of the Dynasty Ocean
Description: Fayt and company check out a Gemity simulator that transports them to ancient China. Many, many pairings ensue. Rated T for implied sex. Do not proceed if you do not like male/male, threesomes, foursomes, and … yeah, well you've been warned.
Disclaimer: Star Ocean: Till the End of Time and its characters are the property of Square-Enix. Dynasty Warriors and its characters are the property of KOEI. The insanity in this fic is unfortunately all mine.
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Adray
Adray wandered through the grounds at He Fei, grumbling darkly to himself. Nowhere on this goddess-forsaken world had he been able to find a suitable match for Clair. In both Shu and Wu, he had seen nothing but sissified pretty-boys, and he could have found one of those for her back in Aquaria. The men of Wei had offered him a bit of hope, but it had quickly died once he realized they didn't have more than a dozen brain cells scattered throughout the entire army.
"What a waste of time," he muttered to himself.
"Hmph. What are you doing here, filthy peasant?" a chilly voice behind him demanded.
Adray turned around to face the slender, richly-dressed woman who had spoken. She would have been very lovely, he noted, if not for the contemptuous look on her face.
"Nothing you'd be interested in, missy."
Her eyes widened in shock, then narrowed and flared with rage. "How dare you! I am Empress Zhen Ji, wife of Wei Emperor Cao Pi. You will show me proper respect."
Adray sniggered. "Your husband has a very unfortunate name, you know."
"Silence! I will not tolerate insolence from a fool with such a ridiculous moveset!"
"What?" Adray's beard bristled. "This from a woman who fights with a flute?"
"At least I use my weapon properly. You never take that thing out of its sheath. I bet it isn't even a real sword." She grinned evilly. "What's in there, old man? Enhancements?"
"That's enough, wench!" Adray stomped up to her until they were only inches apart. She met his glower proudly. "You'd better lower that nose, Miss Snooty, before someone slices it off."
"Huh! As if you could, skirt wearer!"
"S&M tramp!"
"Useless last minute playable character!"
And they - predictably - fell into each other's arms in a mad fit of passion.
Moving along …
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A/N: Ahem. The opinions expressed by Zhen Ji in this fic are not those necessarily held by the author. So, Adray-lovers, don't flame me. Thank you. On the other hand, Adray's opinions do agree with mine. She's such a tramp, but boy, do I love her musou.