Star Warriors of the Dynasty Ocean

Description: Fayt and company check out a Gemity simulator that transports them to ancient China. Many, many pairings ensue. Rated T for implied sex. Do not proceed if you do not like male/male, threesomes, foursomes, and … yeah, well you've been warned.

Disclaimer: Star Ocean: Till the End of Time and its characters are the property of Square-Enix. Dynasty Warriors and its characters are the property of KOEI. The insanity in this fic is unfortunately all mine.

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Mirage

Mirage stomped away from the castle. The men here were such pigs. She had already turned both of the so-called Emperors into whimpering piles of black and blue jelly. The younger one hadn't even put up a fight, almost as if he enjoyed being beaten into next week.

Those two Xiahous hadn't been much better. The one had been rather good-looking in spite of his one eye. But then he had leered suggestively at her, and that had been the end of that. The other one had been nice enough, if a bit dim, but the sight of his brother groaning on the floor had sparked some kind of revenge gene. Mirage had not really enjoyed pummeling him. It seemed unfair somehow, like kicking a puppy.

This whole trip had put her in such a bad mood. Where the hell was Cliff? She wanted to get off this ridiculous planet, or at least to fight someone who could halfway fight back.

"Excuse me, my lady, are you lost?"

Mirage spun around on her heel to face the speaker. The man behind her had a soft face nearly hidden underneath a large helmet.

"Who are you?" she demanded.

"Ah, forgive my manners," he replied. "I am Cao Ren."

Great, Mirage thought. Another Cao. "I'm Mirage," she told him. "I'm looking for the way out."

"I see. I can help you, if you would like. Shall I escort you to the palace gates, Lady Mirage?"

She snorted. "Escort me to your bedroom more like."

Cao Ren blinked. "What? Why would I do that? It's not a very interesting place."

"So you're not going to try to get into my pants?"

"Of course not. I truly doubt they'd fit."

Mirage stared at him for a long time. Then she attacked him. In an entirely different way.

"My lady! Please control … no, don't … no, you see I need that piece of … wait just a moment … I … oh dear …"

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A/N: Mirage is always so stoic in the game, and yet Cliff is always warning Fayt about her bad side. I really wanted to see that bad side, and voila! Four lumps of bloodied Wei officers. I actually really like Xiahou Dun, both to play as and in general, but I couldn't pass up the opportunity to have a one-eyed leer.

And finally Roger and Peppita. Their pairings are chaste, due to their ages, but their surroundings sure aren't.

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