Star Warriors of the Dynasty Ocean

Description: Fayt and company check out a Gemity simulator that transports them to ancient China. Many, many pairings ensue. Rated T for implied sex. Do not proceed if you do not like male/male, threesomes, foursomes, and … yeah, well you've been warned.

Disclaimer: Star Ocean: Till the End of Time and its characters are the property of Square-Enix. Dynasty Warriors and its characters are the property of KOEI. The insanity in this fic is unfortunately all mine.

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Roger

Roger was running. Fast. He should have known a lady that pretty would have had a boyfriend. He just didn't think the guy would have been so terrifying.

"I mean," he muttered to himself, "all I did was watch her dance for awhile and then try to talk to her when she stopped. That moron didn't have to yell at me. All that stuff about seeking death. Whatever."

Convinced he had run far enough, he flopped down under a tree to catch his breath. This whole trip had been such a waste of time. The place seemed almost entirely made up of men. And the few girls he had seen, well they were all pretty, but they were either mean or had an angry guy with them. It just wasn't fair.

"Hey, kid. You all right down there?"

Roger looked up at the bright voice and saw a young and pretty face looking down at him. He immediately jumped to his feet, pressed his hands together, and appealed to her.

"No, miss, I'm not. I'm so tired and thirsty. I'd hate to ask a favor of such a pretty lady, but do you think you could help little ol' me out a bit? Please?"

The girl had recoiled at the sight of his tail and flinched further at his sickeningly sweet speech. "What is wrong with you?"

"Hey!" a male voice boomed to Roger's left. A young man in a tiger-striped robe appeared and approached them. "Are you bothering my sister?"

"It's okay, Quan," she responded. "I'll take care of this freak." She pulled two chakrams from her hips and flourished them.

Roger ran away. Fast.

Rounding a corner, he found himself headed toward two young and beautiful girls. He tried to stop, skidded, and finally fell on his face.

"Oh no. Poor thing."

"He's so cute! And look at that tail. Can I keep him, Da? Do you think I can?"

Da Qiao sighed. "I guess so, Xiao. If you want."

Roger could hardly believe his ringing ears. Had his luck finally changed? He was about to sit up in order to sweet-talk these two beauties when he felt a hand wrap around his tail and lift. His face began to bump against the ground as Xiao Qiao skipped along, dragging him behind.

"Hey, Da, do you think Fayt's awake yet?"

"I don't know. He seemed awfully tired."

The girls giggled together.

Between facefuls of dirt, Roger thought, It ... just ... isn't ... fair.

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A/N: Yeah, I don't like Roger, as if that weren't obvious. And I just love the thought of his face as he's confronted by a really mad and possessive Lu Bu. Hee hee. I'm so evil.

I also really like all of the Suns (although Quan is a bit uptight), so I threw Shang Xiang in for the filler girl. It also gets Roger to Wu so the Qiaos can get their hands on him.