Disclaimer: Again this is not mine. Twilight is Stephenie Meyers.

Authours Note: Review is the word. This part is dedicated to BlueSea14 who asked for something humiliating to happen. I hope that this is good.

Waking up in the morning is good for some people, but not for me. As the clock went off this time I rolled on the right side and turned it off. Another day without… oh yeah Edward was coming home. With this thought I grabbed my bag of toiletries and headed to the bathroom. After slipping on the rug and finding out that not only did the rug smell like flowers, I got into the shower.

Humming a tune now and then from something that I heard on the radio I went back into my room. What to wear what to wear. Normally this wouldn't be such a problem, but after Alice discovered that I had less than 400 pieces of clothing decided that I needed more. I chose some light blue jeans and a black v neck tee shirt I made my way downstairs.

Amazingly Charlie was still downstairs and was eating what appeared to be Fruit Loops. I didn't even know that we owned Fruit Loops. Well people do say that you learn new things every day. But then I noticed that he was in a robe and had a tissue box next to him.

"Dad are you okay? You look kind of sick." Great Bella state the obvious.

"I'm fine I just caught a bug." And then he proceeded to sneeze what must have been 6 times straight.

"Do you want me to make something for you, or stay home? It is the least that I can do. After all you let me live with you and eat your food and all that."

"Bells that is what parents do. They provide for there children. Don't worry about me. I'll be fine; all I have to do is sleep and take some medicine. In 3 days I will be right as rain."

"If you say so. Well Dr. Cullen is coming back today from that trip that the family went on. I will call him and tell him to take a look at you okay." Then I walked around the kitchen, carefully this time and got a bowl and poured myself some cereal. Might as well eat while I'm here.

"Bells I have been thinking that maybe you need a new car. Your truck is getting rather old. I don't want anything to happen to you if it dies and you are stuck in the middle of no where."

"I love my truck." The thought of letting go of my truck was scary. It was all I had ever had, car wise anyway. What would I do without seeing the red truck every morning? Even if I never used it, it would be good to see it.

"I'm not saying that it is a bad car or even that you don't love it, but you need a better, safer vehicle. Edward can help you pick something out. He knows plenty about cars and seems to have a knack for keeping you safe so I know that you won't have some crash attracting car."

For some reason I think that Edward had talked to Charlie about my truck. I mean really, one little accident and everyone get's hysterical.

Last week I had been driving to the Cullen's house and I had tried to break when I got there, but the break didn't work. So I was skidding along in the drive way screaming my head off. It took a while for the car to stop because you know I didn't have any breaks. So after the screaming started Emmet ran out of the house followed by Alice, Esme, Carlisle, Jasper, and Edward. When Emmet saw what was happening he ran to my car and stood in front of it. He grabbed the grate and stopped the car.

Unfortunately the car had been going pretty fast so when the car stopped the back half went up and then fell down. The impact of the fall was so hard that all of the tires popped. When the car came down I came forward so I knocked myself out on the steering wheel.

Edward as I learned later had pulled me out of the car and after making sure that I was okay hit Emmet upside the head with the one thing that Emmet hated; A1 steak sauce. The bottle cracked and got all over him. He screamed and ran inside to take a shower. The image alone sent me into a laugh attack. It's hard to imagine what it would be like if I had actually been there.

When I woke up they were all looking at me and I saw that I was in the living room. "What's wrong? Why are you all looking at me?"

"We brought you inside and then you started to scream. We thought that at first you had some internal injuries, but you didn't so we wanted to know what was wrong. Edward figured you were dreaming." This came from Jasper who was looking at me as if he was trying not to act too interested.

"You don't want to know. It was just too stupid to repeat."

"It didn't sound too stupid from were we were sitting. It sounded like someone was trying to kill you." This came from Emmet who was walking down the stairs with his hair still wet from his shower.

"Do you really want to know?" After several enthusiastic nods from all of them I started my tale. "Okay so I was walking down the stairs here and went into the kitchen. I wanted something to eat so I opened up the fridge. I grabbed some Peanut Butter and some Jelly and the bread and made myself a sandwich. After that as done I went to put the stuff away and when I came back the sandwich was gone."

"And…"

'And then I went around calling for the sandwich. I heard it call me and say that it was outside. So I want outside. Sure enough the sandwich was there, but it had super sized and was larger then me." All of the vampires were trying not to laugh by now and it got even worse.

"The sandwich had split into two pieces; the peanut butter piece of bread on one side and the jelly on the other. Then they started to run after me. They said that they were trying to squish me. I ran around and around and finally I ran into a tree. The tree grabbed me and threw me into the sandwich." By now the only one who looked at least slightly composed was Esme because she had some dignity left. Plus I think that she felt kind of sorry for me.

"Then you guys came and you were all wearing Mohawks and leather pants, with highlighter yellow shirts. Then you all started to impersonate Queen and it was creepy. When you were done you all were hungry and ate the sandwich. So then the me in the dream was looking inside all of your stomachs. And then the stomachs started to talk. It was scary so I started to scream."

By this time all of the vampires were on the floor roaring with laughter. Well they did ask. So with a huff I left and proceeded to walk to the door before I was stopped because I had failed to realize that the door was locked. So after walking down the hall I walked into a door. Very funny to the vampires, not so much to me.

So after then on I had to be driven everywhere by Edward or someone else in his family. I heard a gentle knock on the door and knew that Edward was here. Quickly pouring out what was left of my cereal and washing out the dish I grabbed my sweater and my book bag. After kissing Charlie on the cheek and wishing him to get better, I walked towards the door. Reaching for the handle I opened the door.

AN2: So did you like it. It was longer then the other ones. Was this fast enough for everyone who wanted it to be updated soon? More probably tommorrow. Or maybe today. It depnds on how I feel. I need more ideas by the way.- much appreciated passionfornight