Me: Heh-heh-heh…
Al: She's at it again…
Ed: And she's listening to "Give Me Novacane"…
Roy: Is still embarrassed from last chapter TT not fair…
Ed: Let's get this straight… she makes up embarrassing things about us then types it?
Me: Yes… That's what "Caught in the Act" Means Ed…
Ed: Uh… Oh… You said my name…
Me: Yes… now for the Edward Section…
Caught in the Act: Edward Elric, The Immature Naked Alchemist.
Edward stood on a stool. He hated being short, end of story. What may you ask was he doing on the stool? Well, Edward wanted cookies and thank god he was at home, the thing was: Alphonse, his younger brother, always put the cookies in a jar on top of the fridge, even though the younger Elric brother couldn't quite reach them either.
"YARG!" Edward's triumphant yell came as he toppled from the stool with the cookie jar clutched tightly to his chest. Edward landed with a loud crash that no one heard but him because Alphonse wasn't home. Edward grinned evilly as he reached into the open refrigerator and pulled out a jug of chocolate syrup closing it with a loud snap.
"Ed… You forgot the milk…" Winry's voice said in Edward's mind and the eldest Elric chuckled as he set the cookie jar and syrup jug on the table with a bowl, pulling up a chair so he could relax.
"You sound just like Sensei…" Edward mumbled at the comment Winry would have said in his mind. Edward smiled and poured the syrup in the bowl so that it filled one third of the bowl before stopping. Edward got up from his chair and returned the syrup to the refrigerator then climbed back into his chair grabbing the cookie jar and taking out six chocolate chip cookies.
Edward glanced around to make sure no one was home and then grinned as he picked up one of the six cookies. Edward made random airplane noises as he smothered his cookie in chocolate syrup before shoving it in his mouth chewing on it happily. Izumi Curtis always told Edward that the way he ate cookies was bad for him, in fact she forced him to drink milk with his cookies instead of letting him get a sugar high that lasted usually for five or more hours on end, no matter how much he protested that he hated milk.
"WHEEEE OOHHHH! CENTRAL COMMAND THIS IS A CRAS-MUFING!" Edward shouted after chocolate coating his second cookie stuffing it in his mouth like the previous one. By the time the chocolate was completely gone from his bowl, Edward had consumed twelve or more cookies (I lost track after the sixth time he said it was a crash landing with cookie in his mouth). After his cookies Edward suddenly had the urge to move around, which he did so without complaint on his own part and began to zoom around the room with chocolate staining his face like he had a mustache and beard.
"EASTERN COMAND HERE I COME!" Edward said and ran himself into a wall. "Wheeee…." Edward said as he slid down the wall a very happy grin on his face. Events like this continued for four hours straight until Alphonse came home and found Edward running around like a second grader on crack in the kitchen.
"Heybrotherhavesomecookies!" Edward said so fast Alphonse barely translated what his older brother was saying. Alphonse took a good look at his brother's happy face then shook his head.
"Ed… Where are your clothes?" Alphonse asked just as Edward slammed himself into another wall singing 'Wheee' as he slid down the wall.
When Edward got to his feet it dawned on him what Alphonse asked and Edward looked down at himself a red tinge appearing across his nose and cheeks.
"I knew I forgot something this morning…" Edward said. Edward was given a towel to wear to his room with and as it had turned out, Edward had been running around for a long time without his clothes, completely and utterly naked.
Me: Chokes in laughter WOW!
Ed: I got to admit that is funny…
Al: Snickers Without clothes… that's a classic…
Roy: Rolls on the floor laughing …
Me: Collapses in laughing fit I almost typed that Roy instead of rolling on the floor laughing, was rolling around naked!
All: Gigantic loling fit …
Note: I do NOT hate Edward… I like him… I just found it amusing when an image popped into my mind of Edward acting like a second grader on crack…Ask me no more questions and I'll tell you no more lies… Edward's in the bedroom zipping up his fly… is in the city; the bees are in the park Riza and Roy are kissing in the d-a-r-k, d-a-r-k, Dark, Dark, Dark! Darker than the ocean, darker than the sea, darker than the panties that Roy wears for Maes! I know I know the Major, I know I know the General, and I know I know the Fuehrer with the 40-acre bra!
Me: Where the hell did that come from?
Roy: I have no clue…
Al: Does King Bradley really wear a forty acre bra?
Ed: Just lols sugar still in his system BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Al: Step away from the psycho…
Me: That song made no sense… exactly why Ed's laughing and making no sense…
Roy: Exactly… But I think it is kinna funny…