Me: He-he-he…
Roy: Not another one…
Al: the song's 'American Idiot' this time… I wonder what she has planned this time…
Ed: First victim was Roy, Second was me… I wonder whose next…
Me: I was going to do this one on Al, but I've got writers block on Maj. Quack…
Al: Blushes Maj. Quack?
Me: Yes. Now lets get started on the humiliation of Winry Rockbell…
Ed: Snickers
Caught in the Act: Winry Rockbell, Loser Machine Junkie.
"Alchemy Freak!"
"Loser machine junkie!"
"ALCHEMY FREAK!"
"LOSER MACHINE JUNKIE!"
Edward Elric and Winry Rockbell were at it again, Edward had pissed Winry off by talking about alchemy and she pissed him off by talking about auto-mail.
"Both of you stop! You acting like little kids!" Edward's little brother, Alphonse, said to them in a whiny pleading voice.
"WHY DON'T YOU SHUT UP," Edward then turned to Alphonse, "KEEP YOUR NOSE OUT OF OTHER PEOPLE'S BUSINESS!" Edward shouted before stomping out of the room. "YOU ALWAYS TAKE THAT LOSER MACHINE JUNKIE'S SIDE YOU SEXIST ASSWIPE!" Edward's voice said from out side causing Alphonse to sigh and turn to Winry.
"Sorry about that Winry, I don't think he meant that…" Alphonse said and sighed. Winry only glared at Alphonse and huffed off to her workbench and began to tinker with an auto mail arm that she was making.
A few hours later, Edward and Alphonse were looking for Winry but could find her nowhere.
"I wonder where she went… I only want to apologize for calling her a loser machine junkie…" Edward said and Alphonse sighed.
"Big brother you have zero luck with the ladies… Don't you?" Alphonse asked and Edward turned a slight shade of red.
"No… I only have zero luck with Winry…" Edward said and blushed a bit more.
"Well… in that case… I'm going to visit Mom… You find Winry and apologize…" Alphonse said and turned and walked off. (A/N Idiots who do not already know this: Trisha Elric is dead… Al's going to visit her GRAVE…)
After Alphonse left Edward searched around again, and upon finding no trace of her outside he went in and almost half expected a wrench to hit his head as he entered. Edward looked in all the bedrooms and miscellaneous rooms of the house until he came to Winry and her grandmother's workroom. That's where he found Winry and upon approaching her he found her asleep, and talking in her sleep while clutching the Automail arm she was working on.
"Winry… Winry… Wake up Winry…" Edward said in her ear and she unconsciously smacked his nose thinking he was a fly.
"Take that Ed… Moo… Stupid Alchemy freak…" Winry muttered.
"Moo?" Edward thought then spoke a little louder. "Winry! Winry, wake up!"
"Moo… damn dancing wrenches… MINE! Cookies! BACK OFF ED, MY COOKIES!" Winry sleep muttered and Edward choked back laughter.
"First moo, then dancing wrenches and cookies… What the hell are you dreaming?" Edward said in her ear and as if to reply she stuck the automail arm's thumb in her mouth drooling all over the mechanical hand.
"Cookies…" Winry muttered chewing on the mechanical thumb and Edward fell over laughing silently.
A few hours later Edward had told Alphonse what Winry did in her sleep and didn't believe him. That is, until she came into the room yawning.
"What are you two Alchemy freaks doing… what's with the laughing guys?" Winry said with a huge yawn and Edward dashed to get the Arm he had mentioned to Alphonse and brought it to his brother showing him Winry's teeth marks.
"NO WAY!" Alphonse shouted and laughed.
"No way what?" Winry asked and Edward pointed at the Automail thumb.
"Some things just can't be explained Winry… Like chewing on Automail thinking it's cookies, Dancing wrenches, and the word Moo…" Edward said and Winry stared at Edward her temper gage going from zero to ten.
"YOU'RE DEAD ALCHEMY FREAK!" She yelled and ran after Edward who ran from the room.
"CATCH ME IF YOU CAN LOSER MACHINE JUNKIE!" Edward's voice said from outside and Alphonse slammed his face down on the kitchen table laughing as he heard Winry's attempts to murder his older brother.
There are some things you can't get anywhere, and seeing someone you know chewing on automail in their sleep, talking about dancing wrenches, and mooing in their sleep is one of them… and for Edward… It's his one-way ticket to the hospital…
Me: That's funny…
Edward: Didn't you read something on dancing cupcakes?
Me: Yeah, it was in a shaman king fic… it's a really funny one too…
Edward: Winry's going to kill you…
Me: I know…