Me: Thanks to a special request, I will continue "Caught in the act"
Al: Uh-Oh…
Me: Yes Al, we all know what this means… More insanity, FROM ME!
Ed: So… Ummm… Whose next?
Me: Scar…
Roy: This HAS to be good…
Me: Sure… Shut up!
Roy: Yes Ma'am…
Me: And I have a special Dedication for this one… This section is dedicated to James Anderson, my best guy friend at HHS! He's like a less psycho and demented Scar…. Sooooo…. Now the Scar Section!
Caught in the Act: Scar, The Cross Dressing Ishvarlan.
It was nighttime, the place in question? A nation ruined by the military, Ishbal.
Our favorite psycho killer of military alchemists, Scar, was packing a suitcase humming loudly a tune that strangely sounded like Ready-Steady-Go. He was going to visit our favorite short blonde military alchemist, Edward Elric in Central City. He closed the suitcase and smiled at his handy work. When he had turned around the suitcase, which had been stuffed to it's limits with different kinds of traveling toiletries and clothes, burst open with a loud Pop noise and the Psycho Ishvarlan killer turned back around cursing loudly as he gathered his things and began to repack them neatly this time in his suitcase.
"AND STAY CLOSED THIS TIME DAMNIT!" Scar yelled at the suitcase as he stomped out of the room.
Meanwhile In A Messed Over Place Called Central City
Edward yawned and looked at a clock that hung over his door. It was ten o'clock in the evening and Edward couldn't wait to get home. Winry had moved to Central City a few months ago to help out with building some new equipment, and the worst part for Edward was that she lived with Alphonse and Edward. Edward wasn't looking forward to Winry, but to her cooking. Edward glanced at his paperwork then back at the clock, ten fifteen… Glance paper, glance clock… Ten thirty… Glance paper, glance clock… Ten forty-five…
"Damn clock… hurry up…" Edward complained and just as he said this the intercom sounded.
"Major Elric, you are excused for the day." And Edward couldn't help but let out a hoot of delight as he finished signing the top paper, putting it in the OUT tray on his desk, and waltzing out of his office in a happy mood. He hurried home to delicious cooking.
Back In Ishbal
The next morning Scar smiled to himself as he boarded the train to Central City. But his smile was interrupted by a growl from his stomach. At that he had to curse, as smart a person as he was he hadn't had breakfast that morning.
"Oh boy…" Scar thought as he got out of his seat and went to the dining car to get a mug of coffee as well as some kind of breakfast.
A few hours later Scar was snoring away in La-La-Land his stomach full of food from the breakfast buffet. Scar mumbled for a few moments then woke yawning loudly streaching like a cat. He looked around before taking out a silver pocket watch with King Bradley's symbol on it, yes it was a state alchemist watch, and yes that meant Scar was a part of the military. He smiled at the watch before checking the time and putting it back in his pocket.
Scar had only been asleep for two hours, and he had been on the train for three.
I'm going to pause the story for a second to explain something…
Scar is part of the military. How did he get that way? Well it took a lot of whining, complaining, and stuff about his and Rosé's baby, for me to convince him that just for this fic he should be in the military. I do realize he is a psycho alchemist killer so what better place to put him than the military! I know all Scar fan's are going to murder me for this but… Scar is an undercover alchemist, so he rarely is seen at central command. Although there have been many reports from 1st Lt. Hawkeye about Scar showing up for a meeting with Col. Mustang completely drunk, and wearing a dress… Youll find out later…
Now back to the story… Where were we again? Oh right the Train!
Those three hours had been spent eating and sleeping, and since three hours had gone by that meant he was going to be in Central in around fourty five minutes.
"Yipee…" Scar thought aloud as he twirled a sarcastic finger in the air. A little kid poked his head over the front of the seat in front of him.
"Hey mommy? Is that the psycho alchemist killer? If that's him he's funny and he's talking to himself!" the little kid said and Scar sneezed to cover his laughter.
'True, I WAS a psycho killer… but now I'm your harmless, or not as harmless, soldier of the military.' Scar thought in his mind as the child's mother tried to apologize for her child's rudeness. Scar smiled.
"It's quite all right Ma'am… he just may not be used to seeing an Ishvarlan." Scar replied and the woman smiled turning back around to chastise the kid.
Twenty minutes later the train pulled into Central City and Scar stood with his suitcase then walked off the train.
Within a few moments the Ex-state killer came to Central command and entered the white marble building. When he entered he immediately bumped into our favorite teen, who once had his soul stuck in a suit of armor, Alphonse Eric.
"SCAR!" Alphonse had shouted then tackled the Ishvarlan Psycho.
"Easy Al…" Scar said and smiled at Alphonse and since Alphonse was on his way home he invited the Ishvarlan to spend the week he was supposed to be in Central at the Elrics.
Later that night when Edward came home his brother tackled him in a greeting.
"Nii-San! You'll never guess who's here!" Alphonse said and smiled as he helped Edward stand.
"Who if I may be so bold as to ask?" Edward said with a huge edge in his voice.
"SCAR!"
"What?"
"S-C-A-R… as in Psycho Ishvarlan whom we love so much!"
"And he's here, TODAY?"
"YEAH! Great isn't it!"
"HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HERE TOMARROW!"
"Oopsss…?"
The two brothers stopped arguing when they heard a fimilar female scream as Winry entered the room screaming at the top of her lungs.
"Alright, what's wrong?" Edward asked with a frown.
"It… It…. It's horrible! He… Oh god!" Winry said unaware that she wasn't making any sense.
"Damn It!" Edward said cursing as he grabbed Alphonse and drug him down the hallway to Winry's room. When they arrived her closet had been ransacked and humming (The ready steady go humming mentioned to be made only by Scar.) was coming from the bathroom that was connected to Winry's room. The brothers inched closer and the humming got louder and louder with each step but when they looked inside the bathroom the humming had stopped and Scar looked at them wearing a white dress.
"Does this make me look fat?" he asked and the Elrics ran from the room screaming, only unlike Winry… it was in laughter… Scar had Winry's makeup neatly applied on his face as well as he was wearing Winry's favorite white dress…
Some Ishvarlans never learn… especially Scar…
Me: Hmmm… Kudos to Jimbo!
Ed: Jimbo?
Me: Jimmy, Santiago Mendez…
Ed: Why give him Kudos?
Me: Cause, the Winry closet conspiracy started with him…
Ed: Winry… Closet… Conspiracy?
Me: Yes…. Scar wearing Winry's stuff…
Ed: Oh…