Me: A double timer!
Ed: Uh-Oh…
Me: Lol, This time two brothers will be embarrassed together!
Al: You don't mean….
Me: Yep! Russell and Fletcher Tringam will be the stars of this crapizized little fic.
Roy: I don't like this…
Me: Get used to it!
Caught in the Act: Russell and Fletcher Tringam, the Pants-less Alchemists
Russell Trignam was good looking, and his brother, Fletcher, was as adorable as his brother was sexay. The brothers still lived in Xenotime, the city of gold, only this time they weren't using the names of the Elric brothers. The two Trignam brothers had found a way to make the city a beautiful green oasis as it had once been. Although to make the city as pretty as it had once been they had to prove to the towns people that they could do so, but that would take a while because of the thing that had happened with the Elric brothers.
Russell scribbled some notes down as he looked over some books. He glanced at Fletcher who was sitting across the table from him and smiled for Fletcher was asleep on his notes the book he had been copying from leaning heavily on the young boy's ear his hand lightly grasping the book's back cover. Russell set down his book and pen before silently rising. He took the book out of Fletcher's tiny hand and lifted the sleeping boy in his arms. Fletcher muttered something about two liters of water, two and a half kilograms of something else before beginning to snore lightly. Russell carried Fletcher to his room and tucked the boy in bed before smiling slightly as he tucked a bit of his gold hair behind his ear to get it out of his silver eyes.
In the morning Russell and Fletcher went to the local tavern to have some breakfast and talk to someone known as Bilisio (I think I spelled that wrong…).
"Mornin Boys!" the kind hearted tavern keeper said as he addressed the boys.
"M-m-mornin…" Russell said with a huge yawn.
"Good morning Bilisio!" Fletcher said with a cute shy smile.
"Have any luck on the research?" Bilisio asked. Russell nodded viggerously with a huge smile on his usually placid face.
"Yes Sir! And it will benefit the town greatly! In fact Fletch and I were going to demonstrate today by the fountain!" Russell said. Bilisio smiled, he liked the boys' enthusiasm to make the town beautiful again.
"I'll see how many people I can get…"
Note:
All right just a quickie! If anyone's seen "Other brothers Elric: Part Two" then you'd know that Russell is TALENTED with plant alchemy. Therefore he should be able to make the city green with just water, soil, Nitrogen, Phosphorous, and Potassium. (No wonder I got an A on that test…) WEEEEELLLLL, that wouldn't be that much fun to people who know the brothers…. SOOOOOO to make things intresting, lets just SAY they don't know of the water, soil, Nitrogen, Phosphorous, and Potassium thing. And trust me Ladies who love the trignams… yous gunna LOVE what happens…
Back to the story shall we?
Later that afternoon a huge crowd of people hovered around a large circle drawn oh the cement in white chalk. Fletcher was putting the touches on the circle and when he was done he placed a bunch of potted plants from Mudgear's old lab in the center of the circle. When he was done he flashed his older brother a thumbs-up.
"Behold! The city shall be green again!" Russell shouted so everyone could hear him. He and Fletcher then raised their arms and the circled glowed a vibrant green color… a few moments later it dissipated…. Bt the plants were still small…. What had happened…
the crowd that had been silent fro a while began to echo with a small ripple of snickers. Russell couldn't figure it out, What had happened? He then felt Fletcher yank at his sleeve. The elder bother bent slightly so his brother could whisper to him.
"Ummm… Russ? Your pants are gone…" Fletcher whispered. Russell looked down and blushed heavily then he whispered back to Fletcher.
"Yours are gone too…" Russell whispered back and by now the whole crowd had begun to crack up.
Later that night Bilisio dropped by the brother's home still laughing heartily delivering some dinner to the two.
The real shock happened when they received the paper the next morning from Bilisio howling in laugter. The front page had Russell and Fletcher standing without pants on beside some potted plants and in big bold letters the headline was: "Brothers who once posed as the Elrics think de-pantsing themselves is the answer to green thumb problem!"
Russell had to have turned a new shade of red that day, because he never tried a public appearance with alchemy ever again…
Me: Giggles
Tara: Wow… nice…
Russell: I thot you loved me!
Me: I do… I just had to make fun of you…
Tara: AHH! Now WE have to do the "Hughes" section!
Me: Yah! WAHOOoOOOOO!
Ed: Dunces….