R-K-K: Well… yah
Redd Dawn: Soooo… ummm… Kate? Where are we? (Tara's SN on Fan is Redd Dawn and the bad thing? I spelled it wrong last time… Some friend I am…)
R-K-K: Caught in the act?
Redd Dawn: you sound congested… are you O.K?
R-K-K: YES! For god's sake I need more Mountain Dew AND an Anti-Allergy medication that ISN'T sprayed up someone's nose!
Redd Dawn: Listens Fall out Boy? Since when do you listen to Fall Out Boy, and Wear gothic clothing to school? (Authoress got bored and dressed gothic for the past week and a half… yah her shirt read "I'm just one big Fucking ray of sunshine, Aren't I?" on it and she wore a head band like Naruto's today…)
R-K-K: Since Liz came over and I've been Ranting about death and Hughes' Death…
Redd Dawn: O.K… so who are we making fun of… Err… being nice to this time?
R-K-K: Hughes… Plays with Hair and Headband
Redd Dawn: O.o… Kay, ummm… Yah… you're over the fact he's pushing up daises yet?
R-K-K: No…
Redd Dawn: Get over it then! God Damn!
R-K-K: Sneezes then rants about summer allergies Ah, Damn!
Redd Dawn: Kay, umm… you know you have a Hughes rant to write?
R-K-K: I've done two Hughes Rants, I'm over those… now before I lose my mind to Fall Out Boy, My Rat, Denmark, clicking his water dohickiemobobber, and allergies… HUMILLIATION OF HUGHES!
Caught in the Act: Maes Hughes, The Naked Singer (Not as sick as it sounds!)
Maes sat in his desk with headphones on and strands of music could be heard as to the fact the C.D. player the headphones were plugged into was turned up all the way and Maes was singing along. (Authoress randomly gets out of seat and dashes to bathroom, Fall Out Boy's "Dance, Dance" is looping as the Authoress blows her nose cursing about allergies) The Lieutenant Colonel didn't seem to mind that probably the whole military could hear him sing loudly and off key.
"Where is your boy tonight, I hope he is a gentleman. Maybe he won't find out what I know, you were the last good thing about this part of town…" Maes sang happily singing to Fall Out Boy's "Grand Theft Autumn (Where is your boy?)". (Authoress randomly says: "Oh my god! FOB!" and giggles at the strange nickname she just came up with for Fall Out Boy… Random Anime Character gets pissed and switches the song to "She's A Rebel" by Green day and seriously the authoress liked Green day songs before she knew WHAT the DICKENS Green day was…) Hughes hummed for a while then re-sang the line he had sung, then Edward burst into the door.
"For the love of god Hughes! I've been asked by half the military to ask you to shut the hell up before the whole military gets Fall Out Boy (FOB!) stuck in their heads and all they can say is 'Where is your boy tonight, I hope he is a gentleman'!" Edward said loudly confiscating Maes' headphones and C.d. Player. Maes pouted at Edward.
"But Ed, Elicia likes that song…" Maes said pouting. Edward took the C.D. out of the player and tossed it to Hughes.
"Then sing to your self, and not aloud…" Edward said then walked out with the C.D. player humming Fall Out Boy's (FOB's!) "Dance, Dance" as he walked away down the hall. Maes grinned and reached into his desk pulling out another C.D. player but put his Fall Out Boy C.D. in his desk and plugged another set of Headphones into the C.D. Player humming softly until his shift was over.
That night Maes took a shower with a small portable stereo plugged in with a C.D. Blaring in the back ground O-Towns' "Every Six Seconds" (Yes I realize that song is about Pie Sex but this is time to humiliate Hughes Sooo…. STFU!).
"I picture you in red black lipstick, smudging it all over me. Leaving a mark on my fantasy! Or swimming in water wearing nothing but moonlight, talk about something wet, SPLASH!" Maes sang loudly drowning out the sexy voices of the boy band. Gracia who had been playing outside with Elicia snickered loudly, her husband was one of the strangest men in the world, but it didn't once cross his mind that his singing sucked. She heard the stereo turn off and the doorbell ring loudly. Maes would be the one to answer it, and he answered it with: "Door's Open!"
"When I see ya, see ya, see ya. I can't believe ya, believe ya, believe ya. Did you slip on heaven's floor and fall an angel? Cause I've been around the world, but I've never seen a girl who could melt a heart like you do." Hughes sang much to his guest's horror as he pranced around the living room in nothing but a towel. The guest in question was Shescia, the bookworm.
"The Lt. Col.'s lost his marbles…" Shescia thought as he finished his song and began another.
"My name is Jimmy and you better not wear it out. Suicide commando that your momma talked about. King of the forty thieves, I'm here to represent… the needle in the vein of the establishment. I'm the patron saint of the denial, with an angel's face and a taste for suicidal!" Maes sang as he strummed an imaginary guitar… and his towel slipped, making him rock out naked in front of Shescia.
Shescia screamed loudly then went to the phone and called the local Funny farm. Ten minutes later (While Maes had been singing "Miracles Happen" By Myra) a squad of men put Maes in a straight jacket and took him away leaving Shescia and Gracia laughing hard as he screamed.
"I PLEAD THE FIFTH! I'M NOT GUILTY! I'M JUST MISUNDERSTOOD! YOU KNOW WHAT! F#$ YOU MR. BEAR! YOU SPEAK LIES!" Maes shouted and they put him out with a shot of some stuff that made him sleepy. Later that week Gracia had taken the film that had pictures of Maes in a straight Jacket to a developer and once they were developed she ran around the military screaming that her husband was crazy.
There are many embarrassing things that happen to good people… unfortunately, some of them are REALLY FRIKKEN FUNNY!
R-K-K: Giggles
Redd Dawn: Oh my god that's pretty bad…
R-K-K: I know, I like it that way…
Hughes: O.o… That's pretty funny…
Ed: Bursts out laughing
Al: giggles sheepishly
Hughes: SOOOO GIVE ME NOVACANE!
R-K-K: MAKE HIM STOP!
Redd Dawn: Shoves sock in Hughes' mouth
R-K-K: Silence at last! Happy Dance
Redd Dawn: Hits Authoress over the head with a Tennis Racket Night, night baby…
R-K-K: Ni, Ni Moddyness… Snores
Acknowledgements:
Manga-Ka Hiromu Arakawa
Denise
Moddy
Hikaru
Ryan
James
Yohko
The creator of Coffee
The inventor of C.d.s
Fall Out Boy
Green day
B.A.P. (My hot kinky monkey sex slave)
And…
Maes Hughes!
I shut up now because I is a sad psycho Ishvarlan bitch and a fucking bad ass sin against god… WHAAAAA! I is ninja! See me you cannot! How's that mother Complex! That's right, you walk away Dr. Small! WHAA! I need Coffee… I seriously, serious upon all things serious, shall shut up now…
Authoress is Very sorry people had to see her Dr. Small Rant…You know she loves you, now bow in respect damn you all!
-Reanna-Kris-Katelyn