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Authors Note: I hope that people haven't completely given up on me. I decided that this needed to have a lighter note in here somewhere before I added more plot. I would like to say that I really appreciate all of the reviews that I get and that even though I may not reply I try too. If I do not reply to you then it is not your fault. I am just busy writing and coming up with the next chapter. I love everyone and would like to say that you should keep up the good work. Never feel neglected because I love you all. Hugs all around.

I was just about to fall asleep when my window opened and then Edward climbed in. I groaned.

"You know that you usually have good timing." He looked confused. Then nodded. "Well right now was not one of those times."

He looked confused and then he realized what had happened. "I'm sorry. You were about to go to sleep and I kept you up."

This time I nodded. He walked over and crawled under the sheets with me. I just rolled over and cuddled into his chest.

"What am I going to tell Charlie?"

"Well you could tell him that you are getting engaged and that this is what you want and whether or not he agrees, you are still going to go through with it. Then while he might still be in shock you should tell him about the vampire thing. If he doesn't believe you then you can call and I will be there with Carlisle to prove to him that vampires are in fact real."

"That sounds like that could work. But only in theory. I doubt that that would go over the way that you see it going."

"Of course it will. You forget that I have Alice on my team. Therefore I know what is going to happen."

"Oh yeah. Well if I am to do this tomorrow then I had better go to sleep."

"I agree." And then I closed my eyes and drifted off to sleep.

The next Day.

I had gone downstairs and then I saw Charlie.

"Hi Charlie. I wanted to tell you something."

"Go ahead Bells."

"About a week ago I went over to Edwards house and-"

"Bella are you pregnant?"

"No. God no. Even if Edward and I did that he can't have any kids."

"Oh. Well go on."

"Well I went over to Edwards's house and he took me to his room and he proposed." Then I showed him my ring. He looked at my hand and his mouth dropped. He then quickly regained his composure.

"Bella I know that you think that you love this boy and that he says that he loves you, but all he wants is one thing. When he says that he will marry you he doesn't mean it. All he wants is your body and when you give it to him then he will leave you. I know how boys his age think."

"Edward is not like that. I do love him, and he loves me. I know that a lot of boys my age think that, but Edward is not one of them. We are not you and mom."

"How dare you say that? Me and your mother were not meant to be that is true, but even though Edward may seem different he is the same."

"No he is not. And do you want to know how he is. Edward is older then even you dad. He and his family are vampires."

"Bella I thought that you were smarter then that. God really vampires. That is it I am calling some people. Once the Cullen's are gone then you can return to your normal self." Then he reached for the phone and called the people who put you in straight jackets.

"Dad I am not kidding. They really are vampires." Just then the entire Cullen family was in the kitchen. "What are you guys doing here?"

"Well we don't know. But some people are looking for us at the house, so we decide that we were safer here."

"Guys, you are not safe. My dad is the one that called those people. He doesn't believe me." I was thinking I told you so in my head.

"Oh. Hmm that does put a damper on our plans."

Just then Charlie ran into the room with his gun. Then he saw the Cullen's. "Get the hell out of my house."

"Mr. Swan. We would like to talk to you calmly and rationally. If you would be ever so kind then you would please put the gun down." This came from Carlisle. I anyone could convince Charlie that vampires were real it was him. He was a doctor after all.

"Jasper, could you." I nodded my head toward Charlie.

"What are you doing? You are not doing anything to me."

Jasper slowly walked towards him as if he were a wounded animal. "Chief Swan all I am going to do is calm you down. You won't feel a thing and I won't even touch you."

"You had better get away from me, and no I am not going to calm down. This is my house and you have done something to my daughter. It was your son. Edward. HE made her think that your family is vampires."

"Chief Swan I am glad to say that both your daughter and my son are correct. We are indeed vampires. Now if you would put the gun down then we can talk like civilized people."

"Great. You are a doctor. Why would you believe this nonsense?"

"Dad can you please put the gun down. You are starting to scare me." Just then Alice was moving towards me and Charlie swiveled towards me. He saw Alice and a second later he fired the gun.

AN2: Cliffhanger. Nah. I won't do that to you.

Just then Edward came down the stairs. He blocked both Alice and me. The bullet hit him and he grunted. Me and Alice screamed. When my dad saw that there wasn't even a hole he fainted and then I proceeded to do the same.

Several minutes later, I was looking up into the eyes of Carlisle.

"Are you okay? I can't detect anything wrong with you but your heart slowed down very dramatically. I was worried for a minute."

"I'm fine other then the fact that my dad shot my fiancée and his sister and nearly me. Other then that I am fine." I slowly got up and asked. "How is my father?"

"He is fine. I think that he believes us now, but I have to say that that was quite a shock. When I wanted you to explain to him that we were vampires I meant to talk not make him hysterical." By the smile on his lips I knew that he was playing around.

"Well I got the job done." Then I walked towards the phone and picked it up and called the crazy people picker uppers. After assuring them that it was just a bunch of kids playing around I hung up.

My dad was sitting on the couch staring at nothing. I slowly walked over to him and sat down.

"Dad?" He slowly looked at me. "Are you okay?"

"HE thought a moment and then said, "So let me get this right. You are getting married and your fiancées family is vampires." I nodded my head. "Anything else."

"Yeah. In order for me and Edward to be together I have to become a vampire too."

He just looked at me and then nodded his head. "After this I think that I can handle anything."

"Oh dad." Then I hugged him

"Is this what you really want Isabella?"

"More then anything."

"Then I give you my blessing, and I hope that you have a good life together. But you have to promise me something."

"What?"

"Don't be a stranger." I was crying.

"I promise Daddy." Then I curled up in his arms and cried. We just sat there and held each other.

"How are you going to tell your mother?"

"Over the phone. At least she won't react like you did. She doesn't own a gun."

"Why don't you go do that? I want to talk to Carlisle about this whole vampire thing." I nodded and got up.

As I walked out of the living room and into the kitchen I told Carlisle to go into the living room because Charlie wanted to talk to him.

Edward came over and hugged me. "Well, personally I think that my way would have been better. Being shot at is not the most comfortable thing in the world."

"Ha bloody ha. Why did you do that anyway?"

"Because of Alice. She came over to you because she had a vision that Charlie was going to freak out and accidentally shoot you. I can't have my fiancé shot. So now you have to talk to your mom."

I groaned. "Well at least she will be better then Charlie. She won't shoot you."

"Yet."

"Of course yet. She will go out and buy a gun. Then she will drive here form Washington, shoot you and take me with her back to Florida." Sarcasm dripped from my voice.

"Now who is the sarcastic one? Go call your mother."

"Will you stay with me?"

"Of course."

So I walked over to the phone and prepared to call my mother.

AN3: So how did you like it? I made it very long because I wont be able to update until at least Monday, and I wouldn't even bet on that. I have to spend the weekend with my dad and then on Monday my mom is home and I have a doctor's appointment. I am not a happy person. I will try very hard to update as soon as possible, but until then. Review, review, review.