Me: In trouble again… curses!

Tara: and the point is?

Me: I hate getting busted?

Tara: well… get another computer…

Me: the others are full…

Tara: so… where are we?

Me: CitA, the Envy section…

Tara: Ok…

Caught in the Act: Envy, the Immature Copycat

Greed stood laughing. Well, Pride, Wrath, and Sloth were laughing too. The homunculi were playing Charade, the no noise game, and it was Envy was the player up. Envy was getting tired of the unprovoked laughter and transformed into Edward.

"What's the matter Envy, havin' PMS again?" Sloth asked putting a fake concerned look on her face.

"No… I'm sick of Charade; I hate this game… so I'm going to make fun of people… Starting with the Fullmetal Runt…" Envy said in Edward's voice. "Look at me! I'm a shrimp who needs anger management, DON'T CALL ME A BEAN!" Envy then yelled shaking a fist at air. "WHAT! WHO ARE YOU CALLING A PIPSQUEEK YOU… YOU…!" Envy then transformed into himself again and bowed to the others who were laughing their asses off.

"Do more Envy! More!" Wrath shouted. Envy then turned into Wrath.

"Hello everyone I'm Wrath!" Envy said waving to the homunculi. "DAMN IT I HAVE ADD!" Envy then zoomed around the room like a kid on crack then slammed into a wall. "YAHOOO!" Envy yelled and even Wrath fell over laughing loudly. Envy transformed into himself again and bowed again. "Thank you, Thank you, I'm here all week!" Envy said.

"Do me!" Greed shouted and Envy changed into Greed.

"I may be greedy but I'm still a fool, I have no intention of fighting two homunculi at the same time." Envy said reenacting the time Envy had told Greed that the seven homunculi had gathered for the first time in a long time. "I'm a greedy bastard, I love money and girls and shit like that!" Envy said with a greedy look that resembled Greed's greedy looks. "Greed, that's me you son of a bitch, now give me money! Money, money! M-m-mm-yah! You cheap bastards!" Envy said and stopped for Greed was laughing so hard he was choking. Pride then spoke up.

"Try me on for size Envy." Pride instructed and the double of Greed transformed into a double of Pride.

"I'm Fuehrer Bradley! I'm a Hitler wanna be who kisses people's asses to get my own way! I fake people out and I'm a homosexual and I'm in yoai love with Mustang because I can do that shit and get away with it." Envy said in Pride's voice acting like he was a gay person. (Authoress is bi so she is not intending any bad thing about being gay/homosexual, in fact she likes people that way -) Pride coughed in laughter and Envy continued. "Like oh my god! It's an Ishvarlan! Can I like, kill it? Ohhhhhh…. Bloooodddd goooooodddddd…" Envy said prodding an imaginary dead Ishvarlan. Pride let out a booming laugh and Envy transformed into Gluttony.

"EWWWW…" Sloth said at the Gluttony double.

"I get to eat him?" Envy replied putting a chibi finger on his lips. "I eat Greed…" Envy said then waddled over to Greed and licked his arm. "May I eat him Lust?" Envy then looked at the air next to him with a look of greedy hunger. Envy then grabbed Greed's arm and bit Greed hard on his lower arm then made a face. "He scrawny and he taste like glue…" Envy said and shoved greed away while every one laughed as Greed looked at the copycat of Gluttony. Envy then turned into Sloth.

"Oh crap…" said Sloth. The Sloth double smiled sweetly.

"Hello everyone, I'm Sloth… I'm a lesbian and in my past life my sons were homosexual incestuous lovers." Envy said going up to Sloth and running a sultry finger down her neck. Envy then stepped away from Sloth and smiled before he made sure the dress length that he was wearing was hella short. "Look Pride, Look… You can't say you don't like this too…" Envy then proceeded to bend over and exposed "Sloth's" bottom waving it in the air. Sloth turned a bright scarlet as she and the others let out a new wave of laughter. Envy then changed into Roy Mustang.

"Hello everyone! I'm Colonel Dumbshit!" Envy said and struck a girly pose. He got some roars of laughter and he continued. "I'm the Stupid Alchemist I accidentally alchemized my pants off and I've been walking around East city H.Q. with out pants on! Oh, Hello Mr. Fuehrer fagot sir!" Envy as Roy saluted Pride. "What was that sir? You want to have hot kinky monkey office sex in my office? I'm sorry sir but I have a date with the Fullmetal Runt in a few minutes." Envy had to stop and let the others catch their breath and that's when Wrath spoke up.

"Hey Envy, Do Lust!" The hyper Homunculus suggested and Lust replaced the double of Sloth. Envy grinned but then began to frown in thought. "Sing the milkshake song!" Wrath suggested. Envy then smirked.

"And now! My number one hit single: The milkshake song!" Envy announced and walked over to a pole sticking out of the floor that connected to the ceiling. Envy then transformed Lust's outfit into a kinky looking dress. Envy began to sing the Milkshake song loudly and off Key as he began to pole dance as Lust. But instead of the usual crack of laughter Envy heard silence. "What the crack whore?" Envy said stopping and turning around. He then transformed into his self then gulped. Lust had walked in. "I think I'm screwed…" Envy muttered. Five homunculi left the room while Lust beat the crap out of Envy while making miscellaneous insults.

"Retarded Fucked up idiotic he-she bastard fucker!" came Lust's voice and from then on Envy vowed that not only would he never play charade, but that he'd never imitate Lust; EVER!

Me: Yawn…. Piece ten… any questions?

Tara: Yah… What are you going to do with the fic with the miscellaneous characters taking a quiz on you?

Me: I'm going to post it after I do my D.Gray-Man fic… that I need to finish… and Allen's hot!

Tara: Schezar?

Me: No moron! Allen Walker from D.Gray-Man! Not Allen Schezar from Escaflowne! You hopeless twit!

Tara: That was mean…

Me: I'm PMSing and thank Kami-sama that I don't have that one song…