"So how did you and Kendo meet?" Mina asked.
"I guess you could say…it was love at first sight." Izuku sighed dreamily.
"Really? How romantic."
"So manly!"
"Aww, that's so cute."
"Wow, what luck, ribbit."
"Lucky bastard."
"STUPID NERD STOP LYING!"
"I was window shopping after one of my karate lessons and he used his quirk to "fish me out of the crowd" and started to mime pickup lines."
"Oooh, yeah that sounds about right." The group murmured.
"Are you still bummed out about yesterday Katsuki?" A blonde female look alike of Katsuki asked. "I already talked to Inko and she said that Midoriya wants to-
"I don't need an apology from the nerd, I need to get stronger!" Bakugou screamed.
Bakugou's mother looked away chuckling, "This is awkward Katsuki. Izuku wasn't calling to apologize, he wanted to see if you wanted to help him with some of his miming."
Bakugou glared at his mom until he finally shrugged. "Yeah alright."
"Why isn't your girlfriend here?"
":("
"Still angry about what you did on Friday, yeah understandable." Bakugou snickered. Turning towards the nerd who was already in his mime attire, Bakugou couldn't help but look himself in the mirror. Somehow, he was convinced into wearing matching mime attire by his Auntie.
"Nerd, tell me again how your mom convinced me to wear a matching outfit with you?"
"?"
"No idea either. The power of Auntie Inko I guess." He sighed. "For the record you ever tell anyone I did this, and I'll kill you" he growled.
Izuku stared at Bakugou before silently laughing at Bakugou and sticking his tongue out.
"Fuck you nerd. Hurry up with my face paint already I don't got all day."
"Oh my god…did Deku get a new assistant?! Why didn't I know about this? How is this not on the forums? When did this happen?!" Kirishima shouted as he watched a video online of a blond boy helping his idol with his act.
"I mean Deku is big but he's not Pop Step big Kirishima." Mina said. "It's understandable that you wouldn't hear about this until now."
"I gotta find out who he is on Monday!" Kirishima said already preparing himself to question his friend.
"Is that Bakugou?" Kendo wondered.
Bakugou hated to admit it but he was having fun assisting the nerd with his show. Really all he had to do was be the guinea pig for any of his tricks. Sure a few times the ass made him fall flat on his face or slam into a wall but other times when Deku was being nice he made something that allowed him to show off and boy did he make the most of it.
"Holy shit look at the blond assistant!" Someone in the crowd yelled.
"He's totally parkouring off of nothing!" Another bystander yelled.
"No, he's parkouring off whatever Deku's making. Look at Deku, then watch the blond dude." Another pointed out.
The entire crowd did as the man said and watched as Deku moved his arm in a consistent manner then going back to Bakugou they saw how every time Deku moved so too would the boy parkour from that direction. Occasionally they watched as the blond would add in small explosions propelling him higher, landing safely on an invisible platform to jump off.
"Amazing, they're so in sync with each other!"
At the end of the show both mimes got a standing ovation. Many wishing to know the name of Deku's new assistant.
Izuku looked to Bakugou nervously. While he had asked the Bakugou to come with him for a performance, he had never given it much thought to give the boy a name. Now he wishes he had thought this out more.
"Explosion Boi! I'm called Explosion Boi!" Bakugou growled.
Izuku for his part couldn't help but laugh, well silently that is as he read his forums introducing Deku's new partner.
"Screw you, I QUIT!"
":("
"Ain't gonna work on me Deku, go get your girlfriend, I'm not taking that stupid name." Bakugou says walking off.
Izuku shrugs at his friend before looking through who his next option is. Eyes shining at his next option.
The next day
Izuku felt like today was going to be a great day. So far, he hasn't gotten into any trouble with anyone for anything he's done at school-
"Izuku what's this I hear about you jumping out of a window from the second floor of school so you could evade your homeroom teacher while you skipped class to visit your girlfriend?" Inko yelled from the kitchen.
Izuku paled at his mothers' words. How did she find out about what happened so fast?
"Izuku your homeroom teacher called and told me ten minutes ago. Apparently, he tried calling last night but he was too busy trying to put you in a different class only for it to get denied several times by your principal." Inko deadpanned.
By now Izuku wondered if his mother could read his mind because how else could she have been able to answer his questions.
"Bakugou's mom is a milf."
"Izuku I can't read your mind and even if I could I wouldn't because I'm sure the only thing going through your head is how Bakugou's mom is a milf." Inko smirked.
Bakugou couldn't help the shiver that ran down his back as he ate cereal. Somewhere, someone was thinking something inappropriate about the old hag. I bet it's that fucking nerd.
"SORCERY!" Izuku yelled before running out of his apartment. At least he tried. He forgot his mom had a similar quirk to him and stopped him mid run, pulling him back to her.
"Attraction of stupid people is a pretty useful quirk, don't you think Izuku?"
"Says you." Izuku pouted.
After getting a very long lecture about how she didn't want to get any more phone calls from her teacher regarding his shenanigans Izuku was finally on his way to pick up Itsuka.
As he entered the dojo of his favorite person, he saw her father about to say goodbye to her. However as soon as the dojo master made eye contact with the mime his eyes began to shine with mischief in them.
Itsuka looked to her dad who was already widening his arms for a hug, which was confusing given he had already hugged her. It wasn't until she had turned her head and saw who was coming in that her shoulders began to sag, and a small smile began to come on her face. Already she began to dread how embarrassing the two were going to be.
"Mimey!" Kenta yelled, heading towards the annoying greenette for a hug.
"Kenta!" Izuku shouted back, already meeting the man halfway.
"Mimey!"
"Kenta!"
"Mi-
"Enough!" Itsuka yelled. Rubbing her temples to ease the headache she was feeling. Looking to the two men frozen mid hug, she quickly ripped Izuku away and began pulling him away by his collar from the dojo.
"Come on we have to get to school." She sighed.
"But-"
"Izuku, don't make me take away your face paint."
Izuku nodded nervously so as not to incur his girlfriend's wrath. The dojo master laughing at his daughter's boyfriend as he was dragged out of his building.
"Heh, mimey got in trouble."
"Midoriya's starting to rub off on you, don't you think sensei?" Jin asked.
"Shut up."
Izuku and Itsuka where halfway to the entrance of school when they were met a few classmates from 1A and 1B.
"Setsuna, TetsuTetsu. What's up?"
"Nothing just heading to school."
"What's up Kacchan wanna get your ass beat again?" Izuku grinned.
"I will kill you fucker!" Bakugou yelled chasing after the freckled face boy.
"I mean, your boyfriend just seems- "
"I know." Kendo sighed.
By the time the others caught up with Izuku and Bakugou the two were being bombarded by reporters. Well they would've been had Izuku not created stairs for himself and the others to begin climbing in order to ignore the rabid adults.
"Ha, screw you lame-o's!"
"What the- how the hell did the kid do that?!"
Aizawa had barely made it to the front of Yuei to witness his biggest problem child walking above a bunch of reporters, with Bakugou flipping them off.
"For fuck's sake."
After escaping the reporters, they split ways inside the school with many protests from Izuku who was forced by Itsuka to go to his class, only after she promised to meet back up with him at lunch.
"Swear it?" Izuku pouted.
"…Yes Izuku, I swear it" Itsuka sighed. Her words seeming to satisfy the mime boy because he left after that with a smile on his face.
"You two are cute together." Setsuna cooed, her head popping up out of nowhere.
"Shit, Setsuna!" Kendo grabbed her chest to regulate her breathing. The green haired girl caught her off guard when just her head had shown up out of nowhere but then again this wasn't as bad as the stuff Izuku pulls with her.
"This is gonna be one fun year." Kendo sighed
"So, do you like him better with the face paint on or off?"
"Setsuna!"
Izuku had finally got to his class when everyone began swarming him. Or at least they tried to, before anyone could get to him a gruff voice was heard throughout the room silencing them. Izuku was fine with this because he had better things to do, like come up with a name for Bakugou when he performs with him.
"Everyone sit down and be quiet." Aizawa had walked into the classroom, immediately zoning in on Izuku who didn't seem to notice the pro hero was looking at him, or rather was glaring daggers at him. Apparently, he didn't forgive him for yesterday's stunt.
"Teach you ain't gonna get a reaction from the nerd so get on with whatever you were gonna say" Bakugou scoffed.
This only annoyed Aizawa more, but despite how annoying the kid was he had to agree with Nezu, however reluctantly, the kid had potential to be a hero, if only he applied himself.
Breathe Shota, just…breathe.
After another minute of nothing happening, Aizawa counted to ten and exhaled.
"Fine first I'll go over the battle practice. Todoroki learn how to utilize teamwork, or you'll never make it in the hero industry. Yaoyorozu, nice job learning how to communicate with the mime so quickly. Being able to communicate with others in such an efficient manner is a useful trait. Bakugou…nice try."
The three students seemed to take everything their teacher had said into account because one looked angry, another looked very happy, and the last one like he was going to explode. That left all but one waiting for his critique.
"Mr. Aizawa! What do you have to say to me?!" Midoriya shouted.
"Is that really how you flirt with your girlfriend?" He said cracking a smile.
Izuku immediately shut up looking away much to the confusion of everyone.
"Now that that's over, we're picking a class president," he said. The class went into an uproar, while Midoriya continued with his quest to come up with the perfect name for Bakugou, he figured if he could come up with a better nickname for Bakugou then the explosion user would like to perform with him again. Unfortunately, the only viable name he could think of was Explosion boi.
The crowd really knows Kacchan's personality.
"Tch, anywhere else being class president would be a shit job Deku, but at a Hero School—like U.A.— no doubt it won't prove useful later for our superhero car-are you even listening you piece of shit!"
Izuku looked up to see Bakugou foaming at the mouth at him. "Uh…were you saying something Kacchan?"
Bakugou looked to the green haired bastard and looked away. "Pay attention nerd." He sighed.
"I wanna do it! Let me do it!" Ashido said.
"I'm too fabulous to not be the right fit, " Aoyama said.
"Would you all please act with some decency?!" Iida shouted. "The position of class president is a sacred position that thrusts the wellbeing of your peers directly upon your shoulders. It's not something you deserve to get just by raising your hand and hoping that someone picks on you!"
Izuku finally looked up from what he was writing once he heard the loud boy with glasses shouting. "President?"
Iida said all of that while raising his own hand.
"Little hard to find your speech convincing with your own hand raised." Jiro drawled.
"Obviously, the only true way of solving this is to put it to a vote."
"That's a terrible idea, man! We've been here for two days; there's no way anyone's going to care about someone enough to not vote for themselves," Kirishima said.
"Psst Kacchan vote for me for president and I'll vote for you" Izuku whispered.
"What the fuck will that do for us?!" Bakugo yelled. "That's still one vote for us!"
Izuku looked back to his writing then shrugged. "I don't know but wouldn't it be better than voting for ourselves like most of the class is gonna do?"
Bakugo opened his mouth to reply before shutting it. The nerd had a point regardless of how useless it would be. "Alright then."
"Do those two know we can hear their shit talk about us, or what?" Kaminari asks.
"We know, we just don't care." Izuku said grinning.
The class looked at Aizawa who shrugged. "Time to Vote. Do it." Aizawa said from his corner of the room.
Everyone pulled out pieces of paper and started writing down their votes. Izuku's only hope for the election was someone other than him winning. He had his plate full with his miming, training with One for All, and dating Kendo.
Kendo should go before the others shouldn't she...unless.
The results of the ballots were as follows:
Izuku Midoriya:5
Momo Yaoyorozu:3
Everyone else either received 1 or 0 votes. To say Izuku was shocked at the results would be a lie. He couldn't fathom who in the hell would want him as the class president.
"Deku, how the fuck did you win this election?" Bakugou questioned.
"Beats me." Izuku said.
Behind Izuku and Bakugou Kirishima and Mina were looking away.
"No one voted for me!" Iida exclaimed. "Defeated by the very system I proposed. Oh, the irony of it all!"
"You didn't even vote for yourself? Are you an idiot, or something?" Jiro asked.
"Glasses is too uptight to do that." Bakugou explained.
"Enough!" Aizawa said, popping up from the floor. "With this, the class positions are decided. Class president is Midoriya, and class vice-president is Yaoyorozu. Come up here and introduce yourselves or whatever."
Izuku sauntered up to the podium happily with Yaoyorozu by his side. As much as he didn't want this position having the creation user by his side made it bearable. Mainly because this makes his plans much easier to implement.
"Respected students and Aizawa- "
"Thin ice already kid." Aizawa growled.
"Yes, well as I was saying, I would like to thank you all for this position that I did not want but will try to take semi-serious." Izuku bowed.
"Liar!"
"Shut up before I box you up Kacchan, I'm making my presidential speech!"
Bakugou looked away grumbling. He didn't feel like being in a box for the rest of the day, so he shut up and resigned himself to listening to his best friends' bullshit speech.
"Now where was I- oh yes, and alongside my VP -
Izuku turned to Yaoyorozu whispering, "What should I call you?"
The heiress stared at her class rep before answering, "Yaoyorozu is fine."
Izuku nodded his head in understanding turning back to class, "And alongside my VP "Momo the Magnificent" we shall make sure 1A has the best year ever!"
Momo stared at her fellow classmate beside her befuddled. "What was the point of asking… I mean he completely ignored what I said, so why?" Momo sighed, a small smile on her face. Despite the small annoyance she felt at the mime user, secretly she liked the name he had given her and had a feeling she was going to enjoy being Midoriya's Vice president.
Little did she know.
Once Izuku finished his speech the class erupted in applause for the two student representatives. Despite it being so short the class still felt energized by the mime's enthusiasm.
"He gave Yaoyorozu such a cool nickname!" Kirishima cried. "That's so manly!"
"But he just added magnificent to her name what's so manly about that?" Mina giggled.
"The fact he gave it to her!"
"I mean the dude's rude as heck, but I think having him and Yaomomo together as the class reps won't be so bad." Jiro said smirking.
"Yeah. I mean he does have a snarky attitude, but I feel pretty pumped after that speech." Kaminari said happily.
While the class was cheering for their class reps a man in a yellow sleeping bag was sipping his juice while trying to figure out if this is payback for all those kids he expelled.
After the election it seemed like it was time for lunch, which in Midoriya's opinion was weird because the voting only took like an hour so how did they end up going to lunch already.
"Midoriya, stop overanalyzing and go to lunch before I expel you." Aizawa said.
"Do you even have that power anymore?" Izuku grinned impishly.
"Why did I ever think I could like you?" Aizawa drawled.
"Aizawa sensei and Midoriya-kun have such a weird relationship." Uraraka says.
"Indeed." Iida agrees.
"Nerd where are you going?" Bakugou asks.
"Well Kacchan, unlike you I have a girlfriend whom I am looking for so she can join us for lunch." Izuku teases.
"I can and I will slap you Deku." Bakugou deadpanned.
"Oh, look there she is!" Izuku yells running off.
Kendo was happily chatting with her friends heading towards the lunch line when she felt something wrap around her body. By now she didn't even question what or who it could be because she knew only one person who would think it's cute to greet someone like this.
"Babe!"
Kendo sighed heavily before she turned around with a smile on her face. "Izuku. How's your day been so far?"
Izuku held his girlfriend as they walked to the lunch line, the mime boy happily retelling how the class election went.
"Pfft, wait you mean to tell me you won the class election and are Class rep with the Yaoyorozu heiress as your VP?" Kendo said in disbelief.
"Yeah, awesome right. I already gave Momo a great title since she'll be my assistant from now on."
Itsuka slapped her face in exasperation. "Babe, you can't make people your assistants without consent."
"What-but who wouldn't want to be my assistant?"
"I'd love to be your assistant!" Kirishima said appearing at the table Izuku and Kendo were currently seated at. Mina, Bakugou, Tsuyu, Momo and a few others following close behind.
"Really, you'd want to be Izuku's assistant?" Kendo asked in disbelief.
"Hell yeah!"
Izuku turned to his girlfriend with a smug look. It didn't take a genius to know what his eyes were saying to his girlfriend. "Hmm, you thought!"
Kendo decided she could wait on telling Izuku to get off his high horse later. Besides Kirishima was one of several million people in Japan who would probably want to be his assistant.
While everyone continued to converse with the new class president of 1-A, Iida examined the boy who was now his class president. He was rude, messy, seemed to not care about any type of authority and yet somehow there were others who thought he deserved to be their class rep.
"Perhaps the reason I didn't get elected was because I can't see why Midoriya was elected." Iida said.
"Actual Iida the reason no one voted for you was because you're a stick in the mud that doesn't know how to relax." Midoriya said while trying to feed Kendo who was trying to slap away his hand, much to the amusement of others.
"But…if you don't follow the rules than what would you follow?!"
"Follow what you think is right."
Iida stared at the green haired enigma who was entertaining the others, taking in his words.
"If you wanted to be class president so badly, why the hell didn't you just vote for yourself," Bakugou said.
Iida looked to the blond boy. "I still would've lost. And besides it's not about what I want it's about what my class deserves. Being a hero means putting-
"Hey, you know who you sound like, Ingenium! Man, I gotta visit him sometime and check on his nose." Izuku chuckled, cutting off Iida from his speech.
Iida's eye twitched at Izuku. His words for some reason or another irked him. "May I enquire as to why you need to do that?"
"Let's just say Izuku was the cause of an incident that made him break his nose." Kendo sighed.
Iida looked at Izuku horrified. He couldn't believe that this was the delinquent his brother spoke so highly about.
"How could my brother ever think he would be a good fit for his agency! Is what your face says right now." Izuku smirked.
Iida gawked at Midoriya, how he was able to tell that he was thinking that was beyond him. However, before he could offer a rebuttal an ear shattering alarm started blaring.
"What the hell is that?" Bakugou asked. The blond was already annoyed his rival somehow won the class election but having his lunch interrupted, nuhuh someone's bout to get bitch slapped.
"What the heck is going on?!" Kirishima yelled.
"This is the alarm that indicates a level three security breach!" a third-year student explained before hurrying off. Those from 1A and 1B looked to each other worried. Their first week in school and already something troublesome was occurring.
As everyone began to get pushed around in the hall from many of the students panicking Izuku began walking up some stairs he created, pulling along with him his girlfriend because really, she was his only priority. Not at all bothered by what was occurring he went to find out what exactly was causing all this trouble reassuring.
"Izuku don't you think you should have helped the others, instead of leaving them down there to get trampled?" Kendo admonished.
Izuku turned to his girlfriend from the platform he had created and shrugged. "Should I've?"
Kendo shook her head and sat down waiting for Izuku to figure out what was going down. She knew it was a waste of breath to even try and get through his thick head what he did was wrong, but she was also kinda flattered that he kept her out of the stampede's way.
It was a half a minute later that Izuku was yelling to the crazed Yuei students to stop overreacting and chill out.
"It's literally just reporters that broke in, stop acting like a villain with a disintegration quirk broke in to take sensitive information regarding one of our classes. I mean really." Izuku scoffed.
Those still trying to push through other students stopped moving to stair at the boy standing on air in disbelief. They all were wondering who the hell this kid was who had the nerve to talk to them like that.
When Izuku got back to class he was ambushed by Bakugou with an explosion to the face. Since he was unable to block it, he ended up sprawled against the back of the classroom.
"Owww Kacchan, what was that for?" Izuku whined, slowly peeling himself off the wall with the help of Kirishima and Momo.
"Fucking nerd, you left me to get trampled by all those damn extras." Bakugou growled.
Izuku tapped his chin as if in thought. "What no I don't recall that happening. You got the wrong guy."
"You're a bastard." Bakugou growled before going to sit down.
The rest of the class meanwhile stared in awe at the boy who didn't even seem to care that his face was singed from having an explosive fist to the face. In fact, the boy seemed to not care at all about it, instead was just brushing the soot away. And from the looks of their sensei he seemed to find it amusing, and not worth punishing.
"Heh, remind me to give Bakugou extra credit." Aizawa chuckled, finding it amusing how the two acted. Of course, the teacher knew he should've punished the blond for what he just did but if no ones hurt then all's well that ends well.
"Are you serious?!" The class yelled in unison.
Omake
After school
"You are my right-hand lady Momo, therefore you will be assisting me outside of school too." Izuku stated.
The heiress wasn't usually at a loss for words but after hearing what the green haired boy was saying she couldn't help but be confused. What work could they be doing that would need to be done outside of school. It was barely the first week of school nothing needed to be handled, yet anyways.
"Err…okay."
"Excellent. With that out of the way and you on board Itsuka can't get mad at me for this." Izuku grinned. Thankfully Kendo had gone off ahead since she had lessons to get to, thus leaving Izuku time to enact his plan.
"Excuse me, but what is she not getting mad at you for?"
Izuku ignored the question to continue talking. "I drew up this awesome costume for you. Your quirk creates things so you should have no problem creating this and meeting me at my apartment to prepare for our performance at the Tokyo Prefecture 12:00 pm Saturday."
"Wait, what are you talking about? What performance and I don't know where you live so how would I get there?" Momo said now thoroughly confused.
Izuku turned to the creation user smiling. "Here is the address to my place. Please come at least two hours before to prepare."
The Yaoyorozu heiress still confused, looked to the design in front of her causing her to choke on her spit. The addition of not knowing what this was for only added to the embarrassment of the revealing sparkling outfit she was not looking forward to making, but because of some weird sense of duty to her class president, she was still going to of course.
Well compared to my hero costume this is rather conservative.
"You still haven't said what all this is for, Midoriya."
"Call me Deku because of as of today, you Momo Yaoyorozu, are Deku's The Great newest Assistant. Momo the Magnificent."
"I'm your what now?!"
"Well see you Saturday!" Izuku yelled running off at the sight of Bakugou stomping his way up to the two.
"Tch, last time I try to give him back his limited-edition Midnight pencil case." Bakugou growled.
Momo looked to Bakugou standing beside her, staring angrily at where Deku once stood. Her staring immediately caught his attention.
"Tch, what'd that idiot want with you?"
Momo wasn't sure whether she should answer truthfully or not and was prepared to lie, surprisingly, and just say it was about class rep stuff. That idea was immediately scrapped when the blond saw the costume design in her hand causing him to cackle.
"Wait…no. That idiot actually got you to agree to be his assistant?"
"...yes?"
"And you're actually gonna wear that?!" Bakugou cackled.
"Yes?" Momo said blushing.
"Hahaha, how the hell does that idiot do it?!" Bakugou laughed, walking off towards the station.
"Wait…what did you mean by that?" Momo called out. "What exactly am I assisting in, and why am I wearing this outfit for it?!"
Authors note:Well hope you enjoy this chapter. I know it's not perfect but I like how this turned out and hopefully you do too. I kinda lost motivation to write for awhile but I didn't want to give this story up entirely so even if the updates are slow I hope you still continue to follow, like and comment on my work.