"Uh, Hello?" Inko said looking at the very, very, beautiful girl outside her door confused. Oh no, don't tell me my little Izuku is starting a harem with well-endowed girls…he just had to inherit his father's good looks.
"Good Evening Midoriya-san, I am Momo Yaoyorozu, Vice president of 1-A. I am here today because. Well, Mido-err, Deku told me to meet him- "
At the mention of her son's nickname, the slim, beautiful woman giggled in front of the younger girl shaking her head. "Ah, say no more Ms. Yaoyorozu. Come in and let me get you some tea, you'll be needing it."
Thank god, no harem, Inko thought.
"Welcome Momo the Magnificent to my humble abode! I thank you for your punctual-ness. Kacchan came two hours late and we had to improvise our whole set, the bastard."
Momo stared at Izuku confused. She still had no idea what he was talking about nor what Bakugou had to do with anything. To be honest the only reason she came was because his quirk had piqued her interest and she wanted to learn more about it, that and she felt duty bound to help her class president.
"Midoriya- "
"I see you also brought your outfit for today. Just another thing I can check off my checklist, thank you." Izuku winked.
Momo nodded. "You're welcome, but Mido-"
"Deku" Izuku interrupted with a smile on his face. "Also, would you be against wearing these eight-inch sparkly diamond encrusted heels?"
Momo rolled her eyes. "Yes, that height is insane! Who would ever agree to wear those gaudy heels? Wait, are those real diamonds?!"
"Well I was hoping you would be willing too, but since that's not the case- "Izuku sighed tossing the heels out his apartment window much to Momo's shock, "We'll have to go with plan B. Seven-inch diamond encrusted heels. Be thankful I know a guy."
Momo stared at Izuku in disbelief. She was just becoming even more confused by the second.
"Izuku, one those aren't any better. Two, what is all this? Why am I here in your room, alone, about to wear a skimpy glittery outfit with seven-inch heels and still no details as to what it's all for?" The heiress said pointing around.
"Momo, you make it sound so naughty." Izuku joked behind the fan he pulled out of nowhere to cover up his blushing face.
"WH-WHAT? I was insinuating no such thing! How dare you!" Momo said red faced.
Izuku couldn't help but laugh at the regale girl in front of him taking hold of her hands and apologizing. "Sorry, sorry. It was a joke. The real reason I brought you here though is because you will be helping me perform my dear Momo!" Izuku said with a wave of his arm.
"Eh?"
"How did I get myself in this mess?" Momo cried internally. Now she was dressed in a red glittery one piece with a top hat and black and white face paint performing tricks on a busy corner with her class president Izuku Midoriya, a.k.a Deku, whom she just found out is a part time mime when he isn't training to be a hero.
"Whoa, look at the girl beside Deku, she just pulled those colorful ribbons out of her arm like magic!"
"Wait do you think that's her quirk? Like her body has some sort of pocket dimension that can hold whatever she wants, and she just pulls it out whenever?" another one asked.
"If so that's an amazing quirk!"
As Momo heard the crowd become more entranced with her performance she slowly began to get more into it, even assisting Izuku by building a ramp for him to skateboard on with one of his constructs.
"Holy crap Deku's skateboarding on nothing!"
"Yeah well his assistant was the one to just pulled a skate ramp out of her stomach!"
After finishing up the skate ramp Momo quickly covered her stomach back up. She now figured out why Izuku had her outfit made with Velcro openings.
By the end of the performance the crowd was applauding both students for a job well done. Momo unaware how mimes work was about to thank the crowd before Izuku put her in a box to block out her voice. Confused why, she turned to the mime boy only to see him holding up a sign that said, "Shh."
"Wait, what's your assistants name Deku?!"
Deku was more than happy to reveal Momo's stage name, even putting it on his sign. It was quite flattering.
"Deku the Great and introducing his assistant Momo the Magnificent!"
Once the crowd got their answer, they couldn't help but chant for their favorite performer and his assistant.
"Momo the Magnificent!"
"Deku the Great"
"Momo the Magnificent!"
"Deku the Great"
"Momo the Magnificent!"
"Deku the Great"
Once the two made it back to Izuku's apartment and they had both cleaned themselves up, Momo couldn't help but gush about how fun performing with him was.
A smile breaking out on the veteran mimes' face. "I'm glad." Izuku said, "Because you're performing with me again in two weeks."
"What?"
"Did Izuku really get Yaoyorozu to become a mime with him?" Kendo sweat dropped watching from a live feed of the show from her phone.
"Mina! I wanna be a mime with Deku?!" Kirishima whined noticing how the mime was getting more and more assistants. He and Mina were lucky enough to find where Deku was having a street show and were very surprised to see their very own vice rep performing with him. Kirishima was very jealous.
"Just ask to join him I'm sure he'll be more than happy to have you as his assistant." Mina offered.
"No, he has to ask me, otherwise it's not the same." Kirishima said.
"Big sis look Deku the mime has another assistant! Do you think you can ask to be one of them?" Sasuke asked with stars in his eyes while watching the performance eon the web.
Tsuyu shrugged her shoulders in an indifferent manner. It was possible given the green haired mime said that he would be more than happy for anyone to be one, so she didn't see why not.
"I'll see on Monday, ribbit."
The next day brought a surprise for Izuku since he had another day of practical hero work. Basic Hero Training. Eraser head crawled into class in his yellow sleeping bag, drinking an energy jelly, looking over the class.
"Today the exercise will be supervised by Me, All Might, Vlad King and a mystery teacher that we will be meeting at a separate location."
Izuku groaned not feeling up to doing any work today. "Can I be excused from this I didn't know heroing would require so much work?!" Izuku said.
Bakugou couldn't help but feel his eye twitch.
'Boom!'
The class turned to the back of the class where Izuku was plastered onto the wall uniform charred and hair slightly smoking. Momo and Kirishima immediately ran to their friend who was stuck on the wall.
"Kacchan, what was that for?" Izuku whined, not at all bothered by the fact Momo had to create a pole to peel him off the wall. The entire class was frozen in shock from the fact their sensei did not say anything about their classmate blasting their other classmate into the wall again.
"Idiot, stop tryna get outta learning the essentials for being a hero!" Bakugou yelled.
Izuku grunted at the blonde while walking back to his seat with a half ruined uniform and still smoking hair. "Yeah, yeah. Whatever."
The entire class looked to their sensei to see what he would do to Bakugou, unsurprised when all he did was chuckle.
Sero excited for another day of hero training but also wanting to get rid of the awkward atmosphere, stood up raising his hand, "What'll we be doing?"
Aizawa held up a card, reading RESCUE in large blue letters. Aside from that he said nothing, not surprising really.
The class broke into excited chatter, the more rambunctious students crying out with their fiery passion.
"Oi. I'm not done. So, sit done and be quiet."
And just like that, the flames of excitement that were growing were quenched.
"We'll also be sharing this lesson with 1B, and no this is not so Izuku will behave this is purely so you can mingle with your other hero class." Aizawa said looking away.
"Kacchan hear that, I'm gonna see Kendo!"
"What, manhands hand jobs that good you need to see her every five seconds?" Bakugou smirked, leaning back on his chair.
Izuku looked at Bakugou so serious that for a moment Bakugou feared he may have crossed a line. However, his best friends next words out of his mouth caused him to fall out of his chair.
"Yes Kacchan, yes they are."
"Crash!" Bakugou slowly picked himself up and sat back down looking forward. He wasn't sure how to respond to that, so instead he just began reevaluating everything he thought he knew about life.
"Deku's so manly." Kirishima cried.
"Wh-are you serious? All he did was admit to getting hand jobs!" Mina said disgusted.
"Oh my." Yaoyorozu whispered, red faced. She was going to have a hard time looking Kendo in the face today.
"We are respectable U.A students we should not be doing such lewd things!" Iida yelled.
Mineta, Kaminari and Sero were too busy bowing down to Midoriya to really listen to Iida.
Kendo felt a shiver run down her spine, "God damn it Izuku."
"What'd your boyfriend do now?" Yui, Kendo's friend and classmate asked.
Kendo covered her bright red face and shrugged. "I don't know, but when I see his class, I just know it's not gonna be fun."
"For you maybe, but for us it's gonna be a ball!" Setsuna yelled, the rest of 1B cheering.
"I hate you all." Kendo said.
"We love you too, big sis!" TetsuTetsu yelled.
"Now then, you can choose to wear your Hero Costume or not," Aizawa continued, ignoring whatever inappropriate thing his problem child said, "Because some of you might have designs which limit your abilities outside of combat, or "make up" that will wash off in some of these environments, mime boy, talking to you. Anyways, decide quickly, then meet me out in front of the building. The place we're going is a half hour away, so we'll be taking a bus. Don't keep me waiting. Again, talking to you mime boy." Aizawa glared.
"Jokes on Eraser head, I have waterproof face paint." Izuku smirked.
For once Iida complimented Izuku instead of insulted. "Genius Midoriya. By getting waterproof face paint you'll never have to worry about your make up washing off in the rain or melting off when you get sweaty."
"Huh, thanks Iida, never thought I'd hear you compliment me." Izuku said surprised, heading towards the lockers to change.
"Credit is given where credit is due, Midoriya!" Iida yelled, garnering a fist bump from the mime in training.
When Izuku exited the lockers with Bakugou, whom had to hurry him up because he was taking too long with his face paint, he had just caught sight of his girlfriend standing with her class in her extremely well fitted hero costume. With Izuku's heart pounding and face sweating, thank god for waterproof face paint, he quickly decided to surprise her with his presence, excited to finally have a class with her.
The whole reason I came to this school, it has finally been fulfilled!
Kendo looked around warily for the boy who has been nothing but a thorn in her side. An adorable, cute one, but a thorn none the less. She began to lower her guard, thinking that perhaps today nothing embarrassing would happen to her. Oh, how wrong she was.
A few moments later while Kendo was busy speaking to Yui she felt herself freeze up, and slowly begin to get dragged away from her class. Not even fazed by what was happening Kendo relaxed her posture and let herself get dragged to wherever her dumb boyfriend was.
"I'll...see you guys on the bus." Kendo sighed.
The rest of 1B just nodded amused.
"Is it me or does it seem like this happens a lot to big sis?" TetsuTetsu asked, watching as their class president was slowly being dragged away by an invisible rope.
"Yeah, seems like it." Setsuna said with a giant grin on her face. Following where her classmate was going her grin only grew as she saw the culprit who grabbed her.
"Huh, the face paint is pretty attractive." Setsuna said. A few of the other female occupants of 1-B whispering in agreement.
":)" Izuku immediately put out a sign with a happy face once his girlfriend reached him. While the big fist user wasn't as ecstatic about how she was greeted, she was happy overall about sharing a class with her boyfriend. The whole reason she wanted him to go to U.A was to be in the same class, so this was close enough for her really.
"Babe, I thought we talked about you doing that to me." Kendo sighed.
":("
Kendo ran a hand down her face unable to handle the pout which appeared on her boyfriends' face. "You're not in trouble, just don't do it while I'm speaking to others okay."
A thumbs up was thrusted towards the girl. While she knew he wasn't really going to keep his promise she still liked to think it was possible.
"Midoriya, be a class president already and get your class on the bus." Aizawa sighed.
Izuku thrust a thumbs up to his favorite teacher before winking at his girlfriend and waving goodbye.
Once Bakugou saw his friend leave his girlfriend he couldn't help but pounce on the girl with a mischievous grin. Was it unusual for the explosion user to have such a look, yes? Yes, it was but after what he heard in class, he couldn't help but tease the girl.
Kendo was about to walk back to her class when she bumped into someone. "Sorry-oh it's just you, what do you want explosion boi?" Kendo teased.
Bakugou had second thoughts about teasing the girl but then he heard his show name and threw out all those second thoughts.
"Nothing manhands, but you know Deku verified my theory that with your quirk you'd give great hand jobs." Bakugou cackled.
Kendo felt her face burn up. "Ughh, that damn gossip girl. Where the hell is that bastard?!"
Bakugou froze up. "Wait, that nerd wasn't lying! How the hell?!" He didn't think the big fist user would admit to it being true, but she technically didn't deny it.
Kendo immediately covered her extremely red face. "Why me?" she thought.
"Why's Midoriya dancing?" Kaminari asked, watching as Midoriya began waving his hands around, pulling a sign with an arrow on it.
"He's not dancing. He's telling us to get on the bus, ribbit." Tsuyu said walking past the electric user.
"Okay, how does she understand him?" Jiro asked.
"To be honest you kinda just get it after a while." Mina said. Having become a fan of the mime because of Kirishima, she had grown accustomed to Deku's mime mannerisms, also learning how to understand the silent boy.
Once Bakugou left Kendo alone, he figured he embarrassed her enough, she began leading everyone onto their bus.
"Alright guys get on the bus slowly. Don't worry about assigned seating the bus has an open lay out." Kendo shouted.
"You got it big sis!" TetsuTetsu yelled.
Slowly after everyone boarded, Vlad King decided to do a once over of his class only to notice his class president red faced and constantly looking at her lap, however thinking nothing of it, the 1-B homeroom teacher began to take roll making sure everyone made it on safely.
"Very well. If everyone is here, then let's get on with our trip!" Vlad King shouted, unaware of his extra passenger in the very back huddled up on his girlfriends' lap.
"How did he get here?" Kendo groaned inwardly.
"Hey…how did big sis's boyfriend get on the bus? We got on before him and I saw him board his class's bus?" TetsuTetsu asked.
Yui, Setsuna and even Awase looked to the ground in thought. They truly had no idea how the mime user was able to get past them and onto their presidents' lap without notifying their homeroom teacher.
"I..don't know." Setsuna said, now wary of the teen.
"Bakugou, I usually say what's on my mind, you an Izuku have a weird relationship, ribbit" Tsuyu said.
Bakugou tsked at the frog girl not denying her claim.
"Yeah that's true, you and Deku seem to have some sort of weird best friend rivalry going on." Uraraka pointed out.
"Yeah, what's up with that? Deku seems like a great guy." Kirishima said.
"Shut up extras! You don't know anything about me or Deku! Besides there's not enough time in the world for me to explain to you why my friendship is like this with him." Bakugou shakes his head tired.
Everyone on the bus stayed silent after the explosion users reply. They were unsure what to say after that.
"Hold on, where is Deku?" Momo asked. It only made sense the vice president of 1-A be the first to notice their class reprepsentive is missing.
"Yaoyorozu, what the hell do you mean, where's Deku?" Aizawa growled. He had called roll, he had seen a stupid sign with a thumbs up. The mime should've been here.
"God damn it, nerd." Bakugou sighed.
Meanwhile back on 1-B's bus a frustrated president was trying her best to push off her mime boyfriend who was currently clinging onto her while sitting on her lap.
"Izuku!" Kendo hissed, "Will you please get off me? You are really heavy and to be honest my legs fell asleep like fifteen minutes ago."
"Sorry" Izuku raised up a handmade sign from behind his back.
Kendo ran hand down her face. "It's okay, but how the hell did you even get in here?"
"Window" The mime pointed at an opened window.
Kendo turned her head to see one of the bus's window was wide open, finally understanding why she felt a breeze the whole time.
"Man, Deku's so cool! I didn't even notice him climb in through the window!" TetsuTetsu yelled.
"He would be great for reconnaissance work." Setsuna pointed out.
Izuku blushed behind a fan he pulled out of nowhere, flattered his girlfriend's classmates thought so highly of him.
"Wh-where did he get that from?" Awase asked confused.
"I don't know." Yui said.
Up front Vlad King sat oblivious to what was happening in the back of his class's bus. That is until he gets a call from his neighboring class homeroom teacher.
"Izuku Midoriya if you are in the bus, I swear to all that is-
"Vlad King sensei!" Ibara scolds.
"Uh, apologies Shiozaki. I, uh, you know what, I'm gonna let Eraser head handle you when we get to the USJ." The pro hero says unable to properly convey what he is thinking without swearing. As a teacher it's his job not to offend his students.
"!" Izuku turned to his girlfriend with a scared face. Curling back up on her lap.
"Babe, oh my god what the hell?!" Kendo yelped.
"Pfft, you two very weird." Pony laughed.
"Damn it Kendo, I hope you know this shows that 1-B has the same number of weirdos as 1-A does." Monoma scolded.
"What are you talking about?"
The entire bus looked at her until she finally got what they were talking about.
"Aww, come on guys, I don't have a mime fetish!" Kendo whined.
"Says the girl with a mime curled up on her lap." Awase jokes.
Izuku looks to the welder user and shoots finger guns.
On 1-As bus.
"But he snuck on an entirely different bus without letting anyone know?!" Aizawa whined.
"I see no reason for expulsion Shota-kun. But perhaps a course on how to keep a better eye on your students?" Nezu grinned.
Aizawa rubbed his face and hung up. "Remember he has potential, he has potential, he has potential. He...has...potential."
Finally, the two buses reached their destination. In 1-A's bus Aizawa stood up and marched to 1-B's.
A few minutes later the entire class burst out laughing at the sight they were seeing. Their homeroom teacher was seen pulling their strongest classmate by his ear from the bus. His girlfriend seemed to be covering her face from embarrassment as she walked behind him.
Wait, never mind she was being pulled along with him.
"Even when he's in trouble he still makes her stay by his side!" Bakugou cackled.
"When we get back to the main campus, you and I will be having a little chat about you staying with your assigned class."
Izuku shot the teacher a thumbs up, not at all worried about any consequences he may soon be facing.
"Everyone, I've been waiting for you!"
"Oh! It's the Space Hero, Thirteen! I love them!" Uraraka shouted excitedly. The tension from the discussion on the bus evaporated in the face of such a gentle hero. Thirteen's vibe seemed to set most of the class at ease.
"Let's go inside without delay! There's a lot I have to tell you!"
"A shipwreck! A landslide! A fire! A windstorm! And more! This is a training ground I've made to simulate many different types of accidents and disasters! It's called, the Unforeseen Simulation Joint!"
"So, it really is U.S.J!" Kirishima cried.
"Thirteen, where's All Might?" Aizawa asked, walking closer to the rescue hero to have a quiet conversation. A few words were exchanged, and Thirteen held up three fingers, which meant nothing to the students. Well, most of the students. Izuku despite being in mime mode looked very worried for his mentor and showed it through his signs. Although no one had any idea why he was showing a worried face.
"...That's the height of irrationality," Aizawa said loudly, sounding even more exhausted then usual exhausted. "Well, it can't be helped. Shall we begin?"
"Ah, let's see…" Thirteen began, "Before we start, let me say one...two, three- "
"Thirteen?" Aizawa said.
"Eh, oh right, well let me just say that- "
While it seemed, everyone was enraptured in thirteens speech, Izuku was too busy watching the swirling back mass behind their teachers get bigger and bigger, wondering if it was part of the simulation, they were participating in. If he remembered correctly, they were rescuing people so maybe they were supposed to fight villains and save whoever gets hurt, or maybe- nope those guys look way too realistic, Izuku thought.
"!"
"Babe, it's rude to interrupt when people are talking." Kendo scolding not taking her eyes off their teacher.
"!"
"Izuku Midoriya if you interrupt Thirteens speech one more time, I will give you a week's detention." Aizawa scolded.
Izuku couldn't help but fall to his knees in despair. He knew he could only do one more thing. He pulled out a sign with an arrow pointing to their left finally getting everyone to look towards the middle of the dome.
"Uh Vlad King sensei... are those guys part of the training?" TetsuTetsu asked.
Vlad King stared down at the plaza in shock. "This is rescue training, no one else should be here but us."
"Villains" Izuku signed.
"Wait sensei is Kendo's mime boyfriend, right? Are they villains?!" someone from 1-B asked, their voice melding together with the cacophony of sound being produced by the students.
"Yes," Vlad King said, even more serious than normal. The 1-B teachers' eyes were focused, his body tense and ready to move. "Yes, they are."
Aizawa pushed down his goggles and grabbed onto his capture scarf with one hand. "That we would've noticed had someone said something, earlier."
":(" Izuku was not happy with his sensei's tone. He tried calling them several times, but did they answer, no they did not.
"Everyone get back! Thirteen, protect the students, Vlad King and I will handle the villains down there!" Aizawa yelled, preparing to go down to the plaza.
Panic ensued, several of the students freezing up at the mere notions, while others set their jaws to stave off the fear. It was a losing battle, however, when they saw the sheer amount of people pouring out of the black fog. Within moments, the plaza was teeming with criminals, all looking bloodthirsty and ready for a fight.
Aizawa and Vlad King moved to the top of the stairs, quickly doing an estimate of how many bodies were standing down there.
Looks like at least fifty to sixty were grouped up down there.
With a quiet curse, Aizawa bent at the knees, preparing to engage in combat. Somebody walked up next to him, however, disturbing his concentration.
"Izuku, I said to get back."
Izuku turned to him with a grin and thumbs down. He began pointing to the pro's eyes, blinking rapidly then spraying imaginary eye drops in them.
"So, you're saying even if I can fight them all, eventually my eyes will begin to dry out and I'll have to use eye drops which will give the villains the momentary lapse in weakness for me needed for them to take me down."
Izuku nodded pointing to himself before having black and white lightning arch off him.
Aizawa shook his head before adjusting his scarf. "All the more reason for you to stay up here and watch over the class. As much as I hate admitting it, you have what is probably the strongest most versatile quirk here. You wanna be a hero? Protect your classmates and let me handle those guys down there."
"Besides mime boy, he already has me to help him take care of these guys." Vlad King says with a smirk.
Before Izuku could mime anything else Aizawa jumped down the stairs alongside Vlad King.
Izuku's eyes hardened at both his teachers' words. He would protect his girlfriend and Kacchan if it was the last thing, he did… oh and the rest of 1-A and 1-B of course.
Omake
"Izuku, I got called in for an extra shift, so I'll be late for dinner." Inko yelled.
Izuku shot out of his room and thrust a thumbs up to his mom, already plans we're forming in his head.
Line break
An hour later saw Itsuka in Izuku's room on top of the green haired mime.
Itsuka ran a hand up and down her surprisingly buff mime boyfriend's chest. "Are you sure I'm allowed to be here?" she said capturing her boyfriend's lips.
Izuku smiled widely at his girlfriend reassuring her. He quickly grabbed a blank sign and wrote down "It's fine!"
"Okay then, follow up. Why are you still wearing your face paint?" Kendo deadpanned, sitting up from the boys' lap.
Izuku winked at the girl smiling.
"I do not like you better with the face paint on!" Kendo yelled flushing. However instead of moving so Izuku could get up and wash off the face paint, she instead went back to kissing him.
"This proves nothing." She said mid kiss.
Izuku smiled at his girlfriend simply enjoying their making out.
"Izuku I'm back!" Inko yelled.
Izuku and Kendo froze mid kiss at the familiar voice heard throughout the apartment. They both looked at each other and began panicking. If Izuku's mother was to walk in right now who knows how she would react to Izuku and Itsuka in their current state.
Receiving no answer, the Midoriya matriarch rolled her eyes at what she knew her son was most likely doing, or rather who he was doing.
"Izuku! Kendo! Could you take a break from your sex-capades and come out of your room for dinner?!" Inko yelled.
Both teens cringed. They couldn't help but blush as they slowly got their clothes on and walked out of Izukus room to the kitchen where not only Inko was but also Bakugou and his parents were.
"Look who I bumped into on my way home, Izuku." Inko said with a devilish smile. In front of Izuku stood his Kacchan and his parents. All three family members jaws dropped wide open at the sight before them.
Meanwhile Inko continued to mess with her son and his girlfriend. "You know what Mitsuki why don't you, Masaru and Katsuki stay for dinner now?" Inko said with mischievous glint in her eye. She was so going to embarrass her son for this.
Mitsuki stared at the two disheveled teens before nodding back. "Well how can I say no now." A smirk appearing on her face that sent shivers down Izuku and Kendo's spine.
"Nerd…How!?" Bakugou uttered, staring at his best friend and girlfriend who had the obvious smell of sex on them. "And what the hell is up with all the face paint all over both your faces?!"
Authors note
Man what a hiatus am I right. I had this done but then I was like no it's not really done, so I fixed it up and this is the result. Hopefully I have the actual USJ fights out in a few weeks but who knows my life is hectic right now. Please comment, follow and Like and if you want donate to my ko-fi because that'd be cool. Also hope you like the omake I did i just thought it'd be funny.
No beta we die like men hahaha