Inko Midoriya had rather mundane life compared to others, or many had thought. If you truly knew her then you would know that her life was anything but mundane. Her life was full of excitement and busy afternoons. Now how could such a thing occur for someone such as Inko, well aside from working as a nurse she had a teenage son to deal with. This would be no problem if not for his...peculiar hobby.

When Izuku Midoriya was four years old he was diagnosed with quite the quirk. The ability to create invisible constructs. Anything her son could think of he was able to create and utilize in any way he saw fit. This was quite close to another child's creation quirk.

Now when Inko had heard just how powerful her sons quirk was she and her husband Hisashi quickly assumed he was going to tell them he wanted to be a hero. That's all he and Katsuki ever bragged about being together after all, and after the appointment they were right, Izuku did declare his intention to be a hero.

"Kacchan and I are gonna be heroes together and beat up bad guys!" Izuku yelled as he trapped his father inside another invisible box. The poor man only wanted to get another beer but was quickly trapped on his way to the kitchen.

"Inko, please stop the little devil." Hisashi cried.

Inko giggled at her husband trapped in an invisible box breathing fire at their son yelling about grounding him as soon as he got out.

"Oh, shush Hisashi. This is what you get for not playing heroes and villains with us." Inko said playfully.

"But Izuku wouldn't let me be All Might!" Hisashi yelled still banging on the invisible box.

"I'll never let you out evil doer!" Izuku yelled playfully while in his All Might onesie.

However, it wasn't until her son was about six that his aspirations changed. She was cooking dinner and Hisashi was on another conference call while Izuku watched some black and white films Hisashi had brought back from a trip overseas.

"Mom, do you think I could be like Charwie Chaplan?!"

"What, I thought you wanted to be a hero?"

"Heroes are cool, but I like the way that guy makes people smile. When I grow up I wanna make people smile with my performances like him!" Izuku said smiling.

Inko smiled at her weird little child, holding back her giggles. "If that's what you want then I'll support you the whole way. You're gonna be the best mime ever."

Inko's heart warmed at the blinding smiling that had appeared on her sons face before he ran off to begin his training as a mime. That day marked the beginning of a change in Izuku Midoriya. No longer was he "Izuku Midoriya future number 1 hero" but instead "Izuku the Great" future number 1 mime.

Doesn't have much competition, does he though? Inko wondered.

"Why the heck didn't he ask if I thought he could be a mime?" Hisashi asked pouting.

"Weren't you on a conference call?" Inko deadpanned. "Besides, you probably would've said no, you little jerk."

Hisashi chuckled at his wife's' words, he probably would've but only to mess with the little punk. He would support his nerdy little son in whatever endeavor he chose to do.

The next year saw the Midoriya household with one less family member with Hisashi Midoriya having had to transfer overseas to America for his company. It was quite a tearful departure for the Midoriya family. While saying goodbye to his wife he also wished her good luck in keeping their mime son out of trouble. He then looked at his son, covered in mime make up and told him to never let anyone crush his dreams of being the best damn mime out there.

"Anyone tries to knock you down you call me, and I'll come straight back to Japan you got that my little mime." Hisashi said ruffling the silent boy.

Izuku nodded his head, quickly wiping his tears away so his makeup wouldn't run. Lifting a sign up that he had his mother hold for him. "I'll miss you."

Hisashi laughed at his son's weirdness. "I'll miss you too nerd."

He then looked to his wife with pitiful eyes.

Inko sighed. "I'll be alright. I mean how much trouble can a mime in training get?" Hisashi laughed at his wife's words before heading for his plane. Neither knowing the impact of Inko's words.

That day Inko Midoriya cursed herself for practically jinxing herself. After that day she and Izuku dropped off his father, well let's just say for someone who is supposed be a silent figure she was called in nearly every week for putting someone in a box or hog tying them.

"Err, Mrs. Midoriya. Do you know why we called you in today?" Aldera middle school principal said sweating.

Inko looked at the principal with a deadpanned expression. "I'm gonna go ahead and say Izuku put someone in a box, possibly made them walk into an invisible wall, roped someone up and left them alone, or what? made them walk upstairs before falling. I mean really the list is endless."

The principal blanched at the mother of the middle school's devil spawn. The school at first thought that title belonged to Katsuki Bakugou but the day they met Izuku Midoriya that had all changed.

"Actually, it's all of the above. However, when we asked why, he simply pointed to his face and refused to speak." The principal said.

Inko smacked her face. "Was he wearing black and white make up?"

The principal and all those who were part of Izuku's tricks nodded. "He's in mime mode. He doesn't speak unless the make up is off." Inko sighed.

"What's the punishment this time?" Inko sighed.

The principal gawked at the mother surprised she didn't even look mad that her son was in so much trouble. "Err, well normally we would look at suspension, but your son has enormous potential for heroism, and we wouldn't want to affect his chances at getting into any hero schools, so we've given him after school cleaning duties."

Inko shook her head at the principal's actions but also knew this was the better alternative than getting a mark on his record, however much she disagreed.

"Thank you, and for future reference if you want Izuku to speak just splash water on Izuku's face and he'll talk."

The next week when Izuku came home sopping wet and mime make up running down his face he glared at his mom, whom he found out gave the teachers, as well as everyone else in the school permission to douse him in water.

"Pfft, you look like a girl after she just got dumped in the middle of a date."

"1. Am I a pretty girl? 2. Not cool! Now everyone just splashes me with water, so I'll have to speak!"

"What, I didn't want to get called into school again." Inko shrugged. "And you're alright, I wouldn't say you're the cutest, but you're nice enough."

Izuku wasn't sure what hurt more, his mom betraying him, or being told he wasn't that cute. Either way that was the last time Izuku wore his mime make up to school, not wanting to waste any more since it's not that cheap.

Inko had just finished reminiscing over Izuku's mime past when she heard her phone ringing. Looking at the phone she couldn't help but smile at the number.

"Honey!" Inko squealed.

"Babe." Hisashi said smiling over the phone. "What's new with my mime boy? You left a voicemail saying it was urgent I call you back."

Inko took a breath before revealing the news about their son to her husband "Hisashi, you won't believe it, but it actually happened."

"What do you mean it actually happened? What has?" Hisashi asked, suddenly nervous.

Inko couldn't help the smile that erupted over her face as she told her husband what was going on with their only son.

"Our little mime boy has a girlfriend." Inko cried. "We might actually get grandkids."

Hisashi almost dropped the phone at his wife's words, tears welling up in his eyes. "My boy…he actually snagged himself a girl who doesn't mind his weird miming."

"No, in fact I think she actually likes it! You won't believe how many times I've walked in on them kissing while he was still in his mime outfit. I think our little boy was somehow able to find someone with a mime kink." Inko giggled.

"That's even better because now we definitely have a higher chance for grandkids!" Hisashi yelled. "Ya hear that guys, my boy got himself a girlfriend with a mime kink!"

Inko couldn't help but laugh once she heard Hisashi's co-workers begin congratulating them.

"Woooo! Congrats Hisashi!" Choruses of congrats were heard all around the large office. Somewhere around the office bottles of champagne were being popped and orders of Pizza were being called out.

"Well hon, when can I see a picture of the two?" Hisashi asked, he couldn't wait to see what type of girl his son scored.

"Pfft, just search "how Deku the Great got his girlfriend" and you'll see who she is and how grown up Katsuki has gotten." Inko said.

While he was confused at his wife's cryptic-ness he still did as she said, and how glad he was. After watching the video who couldn't help but feel pride fill him.

"Inko, my son has the greatest game ever."

"Only you would think that." Inko said rolling her eyes.

"You guys look at the girl my nerdy son scored!" Hisashi yelled attracting his coworker's attention.

"Whoa Hisashi, your son actually got that girl to date him?"

"You sure she's not just a really close friend?"

"Yeah, she's way out of his league no offense."

Hisashi laughed, "None taken! But nope that's my boy's girl and apparently she likes his mime thing." He said smugly.

"They even had sex Hisashi." Inko added.

"My boy was defiled by that minx!" Hisashi roared, fire coming out of his mouth.

"Wasn't he just boasting about how great his son was for scoring that girl?" a coworker said.

"Hisashi is a complex man."

"Huh, that's weird?" Izuku said.

"What is babe?" Itsuka said lifting herself from her position on top of Izuku.

"My dad's facetiming me."

"Oh? You're not...gonna answer that right now, are you?" Itsuka asked.

"I mean…"

"Izuku look at us then rethink your answer."

Izuku looked at the two of them, then back to his girlfriend before answering his phone.

"Babe!" Itsuka yelled.

"Izuku Midoriya! I know I did not just find out from your mother that you've had- wait That isn't your bedroom! And where is your shirt? Wait a second, is that the girl your sleeping with?! She is very pretty!" Hisashi yelled.

Itsuka couldn't help but bury herself under her blankets while Izuku continued to converse with his father.

"I love you Izuku, but how can you expect me to just be okay with the fact my little mime boy is a bottom! It's one thing for you to be defiled by the minx but now you're telling me you've been topped by her. I'm so disappointed in you Izuku."

"What-that's not fair dad, she's really good at topping!" Izuku argued.

"We Midoriya men do not submit alright. We are the tops." Hisashi explained.

"To be fair Mr. Midoriya, Izuku is a horrible top." Itsuka mumbled from underneath the covers.

"…Well I can't really test that theory, so I'll have to take your word for it, but still I'm disappointed in you Izuku." Hisashi tsked, no longer caring that his son was half naked in bed with his girlfriend who was still hiding under the blankets.

"Oh yeah? So, if I asked mom who was the top, she would say you were?" Izuku argued.

Hisashi immediately regretted his words once his son mentioned speaking to Inko. "Look son there's no reason to bring your mother into this, let's just forget we ever spoke about this and I'll even forget you were in the middle of having sex with mime girl. Sound good?"

"Deal."

"My names Itsuka Kendo." Itsuka piped up.

"Nice to meet you mime girl. Anyway, Izuku one thing before I go one. Don't screw it up with mime girl. She's way out of your league and your mom and I want grandkids." Hisashi said.

"My names Itsuka Kendo." Itsuka grumbled.

"You got it dad!"

"See ya my little mime and Kendo~." Hisashi sang.

"Mr. Midoriya." Itsuka mumbled.

"Heh, dad's, am I right babe?" Izuku said after his father had hung up.

"Phones are now banned during alone time." Itsuka deadpanned.

"Come on, it wasn't that bad."

"Izuku."

"Alright fine they're banned." Izuku sighed.

"I like her." Hisashi said now back on the line with his wife.

"She's sweet, isn't she." Inko said.

"Yup. She'll definitely be able to keep Izuku in line... and give us grandkids."

Authors note

i'm always mentioning Izukus dad it was time for you to finally meet him. What a supportive dad he is right. Just a small omake while i finish up the next chapters. Enjoy Inko and Hisashi with a bit if Izuku and Kendo. Comment follow and like.