Note: This idea randomly popped into my head. Yeah. Heh, the Chicken Song. This is the weirdest thing I've ever written.
Disclamer: I don't look talented and imaginitave, do I? I'm not Natsuki Takaya or AFI.
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Shigure was hungry one day, and Tohru and everyone was at school. So he went down stairs and opened the fridge. Yes, the fridge! They're cool enough to have a FRIDGE! Anyway, he opened the fridge and took out last night's leftovers.
"Chicken's good for the body, chicken's good for the mind, chicken's good for the funny bone, chicke's easy on the eyes!" he sang, ripping the meat of the bone with his teeth. Wow, that sounded savage. Anyway, he grinned as he ate the wonderful meat then he was left with just a bone.
"Yum-yum chicken bone, bock bock chicken! Yum-yum chicken bone, tell your friends!" he sang, dancing around. He grinned and chewed at the bone like the dog he isfor a while before he bit it in half, then he looked what else there was. He pulled out the next item in the fridge.
Granola bar-nice and chewy, granola bar-my best friend, granola bar-how I love you, granola bar don't beat the kids!" he sang, tearing the shiny foil wrapping off the granola bar, a bit confused why the granola bars were in the fridge, when they were supposed to be in the cabnet. Shigure realized it was a chocolate one, so he put it back and got another one that was honey or something but still good.
"Yum-yum granola bar, chew-chew-chewy, yum-yum granola bar tell your friends!" e saing. He took more chicken and danced around, holding a piece of chicken and a granola bar, occasonally taking bites of one or the other. He grinned happily.
"Chicken and granola bars make a nice meal, especially when you're alone. it's something to eat when you're wife's in the shelter, because she ran into the door!" He sang, refering toTohru as his wife and school as the shelter and bringing up how she ran into the door that morning. He continued his dancing and eating as he grinned happily at his lunch.
"Yum-yum granola bone, bock bock chicken, yum-yum granola bone, tell your firends!" Shigure sang, grinning. "Yum-yum-yummy, bock-bock-chewy, slap-slap-slappy, tell all your friends!"
"Shigure-san you're a great singer!" Tohru exclaimed. Shigure froze and turned around to see Yuki and Kyo also there.
"Erm...how long have you been there?" Shigure asked.
"Since 'Chicken is good for the funny bone'." yuki said, stairing at his cousin.
"Erm..." Shigure said. "I've got...something to do." He wentback upstairs. "It was fun while it lasted." he told himself.
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Author's note: I'm listing to Kyo's Song, AKA Animal I Have Become. It's almost scary how well it describes Kyo. I swear, it's written about him.