Stunned silence. No sound was made as the workers of I.M.P, barring Naruto, gazed at the people before them. Or more specifically gazed at one of the people before them.
"Hello there. What can we help you with today?" Naruto asked the trio before him, having no single clue who they were.
"P-Princess!" Blitzo shouted, falling over sweating. "What do we owe such a great honor?"
"What the fuck did you guys do now!" Loona growls in a whispered tone fearing her co-workers had fucked up royally somehow.
"I didn't do anything." Millie said
"What's got you guys so worked up? Isn't she just the daughter of another high class devil like Stolas?" Naruto said
"Naruto I know you are new in hell but how do you not know who she is?" Loona whispered
"Sweetie, that's Princess Charlotte Magne, daughter of Lucifer the king of hell." Millie said pointing to the princess
"So that girls the princess of all hell?" Naruto asked, getting nods from his girls. "She looks like a cross between a business woman and a Disney princess." he said simply as she was exactly as how Naruto described, she had EE-cup breasts, curvy body, and nice smooth bubbly ass
Millie and Loona immediately tackled Naruto to the ground covering his mouth as Vaggie looked over at them making them think she heard his "insult" towards the princess.
"Naruto we love you but please shut the fuck up!" Millie said
"What's wrong?" Naruto asked muffled by Loona and Millie's hands
"Naruto, she's the 3rd strongest person in all hell, she could wipe us all off the face of existence." Millie said worried he may say something stupid.
"Please let's all calm down, I'm Charlie as they just told you, this is Vaggie." She said introducing her friend with her arm, she had low E-cup breasts, athletic body, and a plump thicc ass "And this is Angel Dust" she continued referring to the effeminate man.
"Ok are you sure she's the princess of hell? She seems like too much of a sweetheart for that" Naruto said a little confused
Charlie smiled at this and giggled finding Naruto's confusion cute
Vaggie scowled at this as she glared at Naruto in slight jealousy
"Ha! I like this guy! He shows no fear!" Angel said
"It's cause he's both ignorant and retarded" Blitzo said trying not to get himself and Loona vaporized. Everyone else was fair game though...especially Naruto for having "Defiled" his Looney.
"Please don't be afraid I'm not here to hurt anyone" Charlie said as she held up her hands in a peaceful manner
"Her hands moved, Loony duck and cover!" Blitzo shouted as he went under a desk
"Jeez What's your problem, Blitz? She's obviously here to hire us for something" Naruto asked his boss. He was acting even crazier than usual. Which is saying a lot.
"I don't want to die Dammit! I have so much to live for!" Blitzo shouted
"Look I swear on the seven circles I'm not here to hurt anyone" Charlie said
"I believe you. I apologize for my boss" Naruto said to Charlie
"Well let's get this over with. Who do you need killed your highness?" Blitzo asked
"We are not here to have anyone killed you fool" Vaggie said with a scowl
"Well then why are you here?" Mayberry asked
"Well as you know over the years Heavens has been raising it's requirements for entrance and as a result hell has seen a massive increase in population. My dream is to help sinners in hell get a fresh start by finding a path to redemption." Charlie said
"Wait, you wanna open up a halfway house for sinners?" Blitzo asked with a raised eyebrow
Charlie nodded at this
Blitzo was silent for a moment before he fell on the floor and started to laugh hysterically
"Oh, will you grow the heaven up?" Loona asked with a scowl
"Can't imagine your parents would be happy with that." Naruto spoke up with Millie covering his mouth.
"That's right, my parents have let me go on my crusade but they aren't very supportive of my idea feeling that things in hell are fine as they are. If more souls pile up they can just wipe them out." Charlie said
'So like most assholes in charge.' Naruto thought
"So why are you here your majesty? You know ours isn't the most remediable profession in hell. In fact we kinda add to the problem." Millie said
"Mills!" Blitzo whispered, shifting his eyes causing the female imp to cover her mouth.
"It's true your company isn't something I would come to, given your...less than questionable actions. But I've come here for another reason." Charlie started to say
"What's that?" Loona asked
"Blondy Mcwhiskers." Angel said pointing at Naruto
"GOD DAMN IT NARUTO WHAT DID YOU DO!?" Everyone shouted
"I didn't do anything!" Naruto argued
"Did you fuck the Princess of Hell?! Was my Loony not enough for you?! Is there no end to your Manwhorish ways?!" Blitzo shouted crazily as he tackled Naruto
Charile blushed lightly at this while Vaggie growled and a dark aura appeared around her as she glared at Naruto
Angel Dust laughed at this "oooo a harem huh?" He asked
"Not into dudes" Naruto said firmly.
Angel snapped his fingers in disappointment at that. "Dammit" he muttered
"Ok let's focus here. What do you need me for?" Naruto asked as he finally got Blitzo off him
"Well we are about to finally open up the hotel but we are having a problem with someone who wants to shut us down" Charlie said
"And this someone is?" Millie asked dreading the answer
"The overlord Valentino" Vaggie said with a scowl and wanting to move this conversation along.
Blitzo, Millie, and Loona paled at this.
Blitzo smacked Naruto upside the head with a chair
"The hell blitz?!" Naruto asked as he held his head
"This is what happens when you pick fights with the radio demon!" Blitzo yelled
"Now we are getting offers to be bodyguards for royalty against overlords!" Loona barked at Naruto in agreement with her adopted father.
"Hey, that asshole had it coming!" Naruto yelled
Vaggie rolled her eyes at this and pulled Charlie to the corner "You sure it's a good idea to hire these guys?" She asked
Charlie nodded at this "You said we need a bodyguard. And He's already an experienced one with Verosika and they did a bodyguard job for Stolas." Charlie Started
"That was against imps this is an overlord" Vaggie said.
"And Naruto there has faced an overlord to a draw. He may not be one officially but he's stronger than most of them." Charlie said "Look would you rather I bring in someone who actually has a good heart in hell or leave this whole thing to Alastor?" Charlie asked her lover
Vaggie scowled at this as she knew between the two who the better bet was "But he's a sexual deviant" she said
"Ok two things one: I can hear you and two: I am not a sexual deviant! That's this owl pegger here!" Naruto yelled as he threw Blitzo off him
"How dare you throw me under the bus for things I totally do, Man whore!" Blitzo shouted
"Hey! I don't hit it and quit it. I treat my women right and you know it!" Naruto yelled as his eyes turned red and a bit of his power leaked out
Loona, Millie, and Mayberry all nodded at this as Naruto did indeed treat them like they were most important to him. He treated them like queens, nay like goddesses.
"How do I know you won't try and take Charlie away from me?" Vaggie asked with a heated glare
"I'm not a homewrecker for one and two she would probably kill me before you could if I tried anything that she didn't want" Naruto said
"See Vaggie. Just cause he has a harem doesn't mean he goes after every woman" Charlie said with a smile.
"Yeah I prefer to actually like someone. I don't do that booty call shit" Naruto explained.
"Who's in your harem?" Angel asked curiously
"In no particular order Loona, Millie, Mayberry, Octavia and one other who's in rehab" Naruto said, trying to keep Verosika's name out before Blitzo could freak out. He wanted both of them here for that reaction
This made Angel gain a surprised look "Wait Octavia as in Prince Stolas daughter?" he asked
"You don't know the radio demon but know of Stolas?" Vaggie asked the spider demon
"Long story" Angel said
"Well he did help me get used to hell for a few years by letting me stay with him" Naruto said with a shrug
"Did he give you the brochure too?" Angel asked curiously
"Yeah why is that the way to introduce people to their new lives by the way?" Naruto asked Charlie
"Eh cheaper than individual therapy" Charlie said with a frown as she definitely didn't agree with this
"Ok let's get past politics. What's the job?" Blitzo asked
"Pretty much we wanna pay you to be on call whenever we need you to help us" Charlie said
Naruto nodded at this "I can set up a seal so you can summon me anytime" he said.
"You have teleportation powers?" Charlie asked with wide eyes
"I have a few powers. I suppose if I'm gonna be working for you then you have a right to know. You two as well." Naruto said as he knew they needed to know his past and his powers.
"I'll get drinks and food this shit will take a while" Blitzo said as he took out a cellphone to order takeout
(one long explanation later)
"And that's everything" Naruto said as he made clones to clean up the food and a rasengan for further proof.
"So you're from another dimension and are a ninja?" Vaggie asked with a quirked eyebrow. While she did believe him after seeing his abilities it still seemed crazy.
"It's no more ridiculous than a halfway house for sinners" Blitzo said with a laugh
Charlie frowned at this
Naruto scowled at this and tripped blitzo with his tail "Watch your mouth" he told Blitzo
"What's the job pay?" Loona asked as this was a standard question
"Well since I'm hiring Naruto to be on call anytime you should be well paid so how does 25,000 a month sound?" Charlie asked
"We'll also throw in a bucket of chicken!" Angel said jokingly
"Sold!" Blitzo yelled with a smile as he shook Charlie's hand while drooling at the thought of chicken.
"Great! Let's celebrate with a selfie!" Charlie said with a bright smile
Naruto nodded before Charlie pulled him and Vaggie close while Blitzo took the photo with Naruto's phone.
The picture was of Naruto who was on the left with a smile and a peace sign, Vaggie on the right with an annoyed look, and Charlie in the middle of them with a bright smile and her arms around them both.
"Got it. By the way Naruto, who's this contact V that keeps messaging you?" Blitzo asked as he was about to go into Naruto's phone to find out
"None of your business" Naruto said as he took his phone back
"Trust us when you meet her you'll know" Loona said with a snicker
"Oh so it's someone I know and is clearly in your harem eh. Wait! Naruto, did you get my sister?! How did you manage that since I never told you I had a sister?!" He asked crazily
"Relax I can promise you it's not your sister" Naruto said as he waved his hand as he looked at his phone and texted Verosika
'What have you been up to babe?' her text asked
'Not much made a new friend' Naruto texted back
'Don't keep me in suspense babe who is it?' Verosika texted with a excited emoji
Naruto chuckled at this and sent her the selfie he just took
A few moments later his phone got a new message
'IS THAT THE PRINCESS OF HELL?! HOLY SHIT! I HAVE NEVER BEEN PROUDER OF YOU THAN I AM NOW! THE ONLY THING THAT COULD TOP THIS IS IF YOU WENT AFTER LILITH HERSELF!' The message read
Naruto chuckled and rolled his eyes at his girls response 'Relax babe we are only friends' he texted
Pffft! Yeah and I'm a virgin! I give you a month tops before your screwing around Verosika texted with a laughing emoji
"Well let's go set up this seal of yours and no funny business" Vaggie said to Naruto with a glare
"Ok relax. I promise I won't do anything funny. Just don't get your panties in a twist" He told her as while he understood her feelings it was getting old.
"She doesn't wear mpph" Charlie was saying before vaggie covered her mouth with a blush on her face
"The pervert doesn't need to know that!" She hissed out to her girlfriend.
"Ok let's see this hotel of yours" Naruto said before he turned to Loona, Millie, and Mayberry "you all head home I'll be back soon"
"We will be waiting alpha" Loona said with a smile at Naruto along with Millie and Mayberry
"You sure you're not interested in guys?" Angel asked hopeful
"No way in heaven! I would rather tongue kiss blitz" Naruto said with a shudder
"Drats. What about you impy? You single?" Angel asked Blitzo
"He's taken by Stolas so go nuts if your brave" Naruto said with a chuckle
"Well I may be down for a three way" Angel said with a smirk
"And this is why you're in our hotel" Vaggie grumbled
"Prude" Angel grumbled as he followed Naruto, Charlie, and Vaggie out
The four ended up taking a limo back to the hotel.
Naruto whistled as he looked at the hotel. "Nice place your family pay for it?" he asked curiously
"Yeah. You should've seen what it looked like before my new business partner arrived" Charlie said
"Oh good I'm glad there are others who believe in you" Naruto said with a smile as he actually liked the idea of her motel
"Unfortunately You and Vaggie are the only ones" Charlie sighed
"Wait, your business partner doesn't believe in you?" Naruto asked
Vaggie snorted at this and scowled
"Not exactly. He said he only paid for this to watch us fail as entertainment" Charlie said unhappily
Naruto frowned at this "Pardon my language but that guys an asshole"
"Oh really now dog boy!" A staticy voice sounded from the entrance of the hotel
"Oh fuck my life" Naruto growled as he recognized this voice
"Hahaha. Hello Dog boy! Long time no see!" Alastor cheerily stated with his smile
"Hey asshole….how's the scar? "Naruto asked with a smirk at seeing Alastor still had the scar he left him with
"Ha! Is that your best line you can come up with? So you scarred my face? Big whoop. Name another thing you've done since" Alastor told him
"I became this places bodyguard so your on notice asshole" Naruto said with a growl
"I see you took my suggestion for a guard dog literally. You even picked the one I recommended" Alastor said to Charlie
"Why the hell would you recommend the guy who made you run like a punk ass?" Naruto asked
"Because I need some form of entertainment when we don't have any sinners here to watch fail" Alastor supplied 'helpfully'
Naruto glared at Alastor at this as he didn't trust him "Fine but I will only warn you once….this hotel Charlie Vaggie and Angel and anyone else here are under my protection! You do anything to hurt them and they won't find your body" Naruto said as he unleashed some of his killing intent
"Ha humorous. Rest assured dog boy if I wanted to hurt any of them I would've done so already!" Alastor said with a sinister head tilt.
Naruto glared at Alastor as he for a moment unleashed ALL of his killer intent making Alastor pause for a moment "Don't test me asshole" Naruto said as his eyes slitted
Alastor just smiled at him. "You're gonna be such wonderful entertainment dog boy" He said before heading back into the hotel
Naruto glared after Alastor but calmed down and looked at Charlie, Vaggie, and Angel and saw that Vaggie and Angel were on the verge of fainting from his killer intent and kneeling in the ground. "Sorry you two" He said before helping Vaggie and Angel back to their feet
"Don't touch me!" Vaggie yelled as she started to hyperventilate
"Vaggie calm down!" Charlie said as she went over to her girlfriend.
"Are you OK? What did I do?" Naruto asked as he didn't realize the effect his Killer intent would have.
"It's not you whiskers" Angel said with a sigh
"Vaggie has a past that makes her distrust all men. I won't say what it is out of respect for her privacy" Charlie said as she held Vaggie
Naruto frowned at this as he looked at Vaggie with a bit more understanding
"Hey what the fuck happened out here?! I just saw that son of a bitch run through the hotel with a scared look on his face. What the hell did I miss?" A voice shouted from the doorway as a demon cat with bat wings spoke up.
This made Angel laugh and clap Naruto on the back "Wow you made Alastor shit himself you will definitely be a good bodyguard" he said to Naruto.
"That was me getting the last word in against the big red asshole. Who are you by the way?" Naruto asked the cat demon while also smirking at the fact he terrified the radio demon.
"Name's Husker" He said before backing away back into the hotel. He did not want to piss off anyone who terrified Alastor. He liked existing thank you very much.
"Well let's get inside. I'll show you the place so you can set up your seals." Charlie said as she led the way inside still holding Vaggie close
(later)
Naruto had just finished up setting up his seals and sighed as it took a while to finish since this place was so big
"Wow, it took you that long to set up a teleportation seal?" Angel asked as he dragged from a liquor glass
"I set up security too so if you get attacked I will know and be here instantly" Naruto said
"Wow you don't do anything half assed huh?" Husker asked as he took a swig of some cheap booze.
"Not my style" Naruto told them before walking upstairs as he was gonna let Charlie know everything he put in as well as check on Vaggie.
He soon found Charlie coming out of a room
"How's Vaggie?" Naruto asked as he approached
"She will be fine thanks for asking" Charlie said
"Well I can tell you're all good people so I make it a point to care about my friends" Naruto told her.
Charlie smiled at that. "Thanks I'm glad we can trust you and that we have some protection against our detractors" Charlie said.
"Don't worry. Anyone who messes with this hotel will be considered my enemy. And people don't want me as an enemy. I promise you that" Naruto said confidently.
Charlie nodded and smiled at Naruto before she went back inside hers and Vaggies room
"You get all that asshole?" Naruto said knowing Alastor was around the corner
"Hahaha! You truly are an interesting one!" Alastor said as he came out of the shadows.
"Stay out of trouble" Naruto said with a glare as he disappeared in a flash of light
Alastor just smiled. "We'll settle things one day Naruto Uzumaki" he said to himself with his smile still on his face. He would never admit it but Naruto's power had earned his interest and his battle with the unofficial overlord had earned his respect.
(back at Naruto's penthouse)
Naruto sighed as he teleported into the living room of the penthouse. It had been a very, very busy day. He was looking forward to a night with his lovely ladies.
"Hey sweetie! Are you ready for a fun time?" Millie asked
"Sure that sounds gre-" Naruto started to answer but stopped as the sight before him made his mouth dry up.
Millie, Mayberry, and Loona. All three of his sexy girls. All dressed up in slutty nun outfits.
"We heard there was a lust demon in this area that needed help getting relief" Mayberry said while hugging a crucifix in between her chest.
"Yes it's a nun's job to exorcise your pent up lust" Loona said as she licked her lips
(Lemon start)
Naruto grinned as he undid his pants and dropped them along with his underwear then "You better get to work" he said as his cock pointed at them.
The three women licked their lips salaciously before the lust demon. Loona was the first one to make her way over to Naruto. Closely followed by Millie and Mayberry as the 3 women, started to likc and tongue his cock and balls. Loona, having been the first one over to him, was licking his shaft. Milloe and Mayberry and Millie were kissing a testicle each while Naruto smirked down at each of them.
"Do you three nuns really think you can handle my lust?" Naruto smirked at the three as the roleplay between them truly started.
"We will take your lust and banish you back to the depths of hell demon!" Mayberry exclaimed before going back to tonguing his balls.
"You three have spirit I'll say that much" Naruto told them "let's see if you can truly stop me though. Should you fail to stop me I will take over your realm. And you three will be the first of many to worship me over your paltry gods!" He shouted with a wicked grin.
"We will never be defeated by you!" Millie shouted defiantly at Naruto. All of them really getting into the roleplay.
Naruto removed his shaft from Loona's lips and slapped Millie with his cock with a grin on his face "prove it sister" he told her
Millie giggled at this and licked at his cock slowly
Loona whined at this before Naruto pet her in the head
"Now now my pet you know before the night is over your gonna get plenty of attention" Naruto said as he growled dominantly
Loona shuddered but tried to keep up with the roleplay. "Y-You'll never break me" she told the demon with defiance.
Naruto smirked at this as his girls continued to pleasure him, sharing his cock between themselves.
Soon Naruto felt he was about to cum and started to beat his cock in front of their mouths
"Prepare yourselves for my offering sisters!" Naruto groaned as his hand moved with intense speed.
The three nuns opened their mouths as wide as they could to ingest his offering and hopefully defeat the demon once and for all.
"Fuck yea!" Naruto yelled as he shot his seed on the three nuns covering their faces and their breasts in his seed.
The three nuns moaned as they felt the warmth of his seed "Thank you for this offering" they said together
Naruto, incredibly aroused, took out each of the girls' panties, rubbing them in their pussy juices before stuffing them inside each of their mouths.
Millie had Valerie's, Loona had Millie's, and Valerie had Loona's. Their gowns were yanked up revealing the bare asses.
Naruto took hold of the crucifix that Mayberry held, slapping it against his hand as the girls rubbed their thighs together and wiggled their asses before Naruto raised the crucifix upwards looking between the girls.
"Mmph!" Loona cried out as she felt the hard metal slap her large furry ass.
"Ymmp!" Millie jumped with joy feeling the next strike hit her ass
"Mmph!" Valerie gasped feeling her ass swatted next.
Naruto channelled his chakra into his cruix causing it to tinge red, he then swung down the religious tool fast and hard across the trio's behinds, each of them moaning, and grunting from the hard burning impact of each of the strikes.
Whack!
Smack!
Whack!
Smack!
Smack!
Smack!
Smack!
Drool, and pussy juices pooled onto the floor as each woman had horny smile on their faces, arousal building inside of them as Naruto got up behind them dropping the crucifix.
Naruto got up behind Loon rubbing his hands over her ass cheeks before thrusting inside her pussy making her howl in pleasure while Naruto's tails slapped Valerie and Millie's asses hard while running over their pussies.
Naruto's cock throbbed at this as this was very hot to him he growled as he picked up Loona and threw her to the floor on her hands and knees. His cock halfway impaled into her cunt.
"W-wait you can't! I'm a nun!" Loona cried out as Naruto grabbed her hips
"Don't worry. My religion doesn't require virgins. My religion requires sluts for me to plow!" He shouted as he thrusted his entire cock into her.
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHH" Loona shouted, feeling him pound away at her tight twat.
Naruto grinned at the other two nuns. "Gaze upon your sister! Gaze upon what you two will soon be as well!" He told them with a malicious grin.
"You won't break us that easily!" Mayberry said in defiance before a clone of Naruto grabbed her breasts from behind along with Millie's who also had a clone behind her .
"Is that a fact sister?" Mayberry clone asked as he rubbed his cock on her pussy making her whine
"Because we'd love for you all to prove us wrong but remember, the more you scream and moan. The stronger we get!" Millie's clone said as the clone rubbed his dick against her pussy folds making her moan.
"You can't do this, our lord will save us!" Millie moaned as she bit her lip.
"I think you're delusional. After all, I'm your lord now!" The original said as he thrusted into Loona.
The two clones pushed Millie and Mayberry to the floor on their backs and mounted them and thrusted into them and started to fuck them savagely.
"Oh God I can't stand it! Take me Naruto! Fuck me like a cheap slut!" Millie yelled, breaking character with a mad grin. The clone slapped her ass as he whispered in her ear. "Naughty girl you broke character. You'll need to be punished" the clone said to her.
Millie moaned helplessly as the clone ravished her
Mayberry screamed as her clone fucked her hard
"You like feeling helpless don't you?" the clone growled into Mayberry's ear.
"N-no I don't. I will never feel p-pleasure from a demon like you" Mayberry stuttered out in character.
"Your words say no but your holy cunt says differently. Would you like to take my demonic seed and carry my spawn?" The Naruto clone growled with a cruel grin
"N-no please! Anything b-but that!" Mayberry stuttered out more.
"Very well….I'll fill you up to the last drop!" the clone yelled as he thrusted even harder
"AAAAAAAHHHHHH!" Mayberry shouted as she felt him climax inside her making her pussy clench at the climax.
"Oh God I'm coming sugah!" Millie yelled out as she was fully out of character at this point.
The clone shouted as her climaxing pussy squeezed him tightly making him cum hard inside her.
Loona was panting like a bitch in heat as Naruto was still balls deep inside her pussy
"You ready to carry my child sister?" Naruto panted as he groped her breasts and licked her ear
"I-I-I surrender! I will w-worship you as my n-new god and c-carry your demon s-spawn!" She stuttered out in surrender. This nun was broken now. She was his.
Naruto smirked and nibbled at her ear "Good girl" he whispered knowing Loona loved being told this
Loona's eyes widened and she threw her head back and howled as she climaxed.
"Gaze upon your fellow sister! Watch as she bares my demonic child!" Naruto said as he filled Loona's cunt up with his hot seed.
All three girls rode out there orgasms panting for breath as they laid on the floor.
(Lemon end)
"That was fun, we should role play more often!" Naruto said with a smile as his clones dispelled
"Definitely Alpha" Loona said before groaning at how much he came inside her. "Fuck I may actually be pregnant!" She said
"Relax I can control when I want to knock you up so you take my seed as much as you want" Naruto said
"Wait seriously?" All three women asked not knowing that.
"Well I figured we could enjoy life a bit before I knock you all up" Naruto said
"T-thats actually part of the plan?" Millie asked as she definitely wanted kids someday
"Of course. Right now there's just too many variables such as the other overlords. That and I may have promised Verosika having my first child" he explained.
"Say what?!" The three women asked him, a little ticked he already promised Verosika the first chance at having his child.
"Hey it was before I met you all plus it was one of her conditions of going into rehab and actually trying" Naruto said
"You had to bribe her to go into rehab?" Mayberry asked
"It's a long story but the short answer is yes." Naruto said sighing
"Awww you care that much? That's adorable" Millie said with a smile
"I call having kids after the succubus!" Loona shouted. Hoping to have her own litter of pups from her alpha.
"Now now I'm sure we can settle this without fighting" Naruto said
His phone then buzzed and he walked over and saw it was a message from Verosika
'Good news babe I'm officially sober….mostly, so prepare the camera for when Blitzo sees me tomorrow!' The message from his succubus lover said.
Naruto smiled at this. Not only was his sexy girlfriend out of rehab but they could finally mess with Blitzo about him fucking his ex. Tomorrow is gonna be a good day.
"Loona I'm gonna need you to film something tomorrow" Naruto
"Does it involve me, you, and Blitz's desk?" Loona asked with a smirk
Naruto chuckled at this "No but remind me to plan that later." He said "A certain someone is gonna be stopping by the office building and since you're the best of us with a camera I want you to film your dad's reaction" he chuckled out sinisterly.
Loona, Millie, and Mayberry all smiled at this as they were looking forward to this
(next day)
Naruto and his girls were all driving to work and saw Blitzo was yelling at a pink car from his van wIth a megaphone.
"Move that piece of shit car! You unoriginal Pink Cumdump!" Blitzo yelled in a megaphone. Not seeing who was in the driver's seat.
"Loona now!" Naruto told his hellhound lover as she started to film
A woman got out of the car and looked at Blitzo with a flat look
"Oh shit! Verosika?!" Blitzo yelled out in surprise
"Blitzo" Verosika said with an unamused tone
"I should have known it was you when I smelled fish and the nearest ocean is three rings down!" Blitzo yelled
"Ouch" Mayberry said as that was a good burn
"And I should have known it was you when I heard the amber alerts" Verosika said
"Pffft!" Loona said as she laughed but still recorded
"Nice to see you're still a drunken whore. I heard you were in rehab." Blitzo said with a smirk of his own
"It was my life mate who made me go since he was worried about me. Your sister says hi by the way" Verosika said with a smirk
"Why the hell are you even here? This is my parking spot leased to me?!" He angrily asked since Naruto paid for his own parking spot and the girls usually rode with him nowadays.
Naruto smiled and approached
"There you are! Now get this succubitch out of my spot!" Blitzo yelled at Naruto
"Hey V" Naruto said with emphasis so Blitzo would hear
"Hello foxy!" Verosika said with a grin knowing this would piss off Blitzo so much.
"V?! WHAT?! YOU?! AND HER?! AND WHY?!" Blitzo shouted, freaking out.
"I told you he would freak out" Verosika said
"You were right babe. Speaking of which, Loona, did you get him freaking out?!" He shouted to the car
"Got it alpha!" Loona said with a thumbs up
"It was worth the wait!" Millie yelled as she ate some popcorn with Mayberry
"You three knew?!" Blitzo shouted still freaking out
"Well duh Naruto tells us everything" Mayberry said
"And I also approved of each one of them for the harem while in rehab. Especially your daughter" Verosika told Blitzo, still grinning.
"Grrrrrr why the fuck are you here?!" Blitzo yelled
"Aside from visiting my Foxy here? One of the other companies here asked me to work for them for spring break. As sort of a team building exercise" Verosika explained as she flicked her hair while hugging Naruto's head to her chest. Just to really piss off Blitzo
"Get that pink piece of shit out of my spot or I'll-
"You'll what?" A hellhound asked behind blitz
"uh I'll call HR" Blitzo said
This made everyone laugh hard even Blitzo
"Oh man that's a good one" Loona said
"Hey tex" Naruto said with a wave
"Yo Naruto" Tex said with a smile
"Anyways Meet my new bodyguard Vortex. Since Foxy here is working for you I hired a new one. And unlike you Blitzo, he does his job well" Verosika said
"He's actually a good killer babe" Naruto said
"Perhaps you're right. He did always know how to kill a mood. Maybe it translated into assassination" Verosika said wanting to get the last insult in at Blitzo.
"Come on I wanna introduce you to the other girls" Naruto said as he rolled his eyes at his girlfriend's antics
"Sure thing babe. Tata fuckstain." Verosika said while walking with Naruto and flipping off Blitzo while Vortex kept Blitzo from doing anything stupid.
"Hmmm nice crop you chose for your harem foxy. The pics didn't do them justice" Verosika said with a smirk as she looked at Loona, Millie, and Mayberry "Nice to meet you ladies I fully intend to get to know you very well" she said shamelessly checking them out and did a few crude gestures like spreading her index and middle finger in a V-shape in front of her mouth and wagging her tongue between them causing the three girls to blush slightly.
"Really V?" Naruto asked
"Hey I spent half a year in rehab for you without sex and I learned from the best" Verosika said as she winked at him and the girls giggled at that comment
"It's nice to meet Alpha's first girlfriend" Loona said to Verosika
"Alpha? Oooo I like you" Verosika said, liking that Loona showed her man respect "say if you want to piss off Blitzo feel free to call me mama in front of him" Verosika said with a grin.
Loona smirked at this and nodded
"Hmmm an imp" Verosika said as she looked at Millie
Millie nodded a little nervous
"Relax I'm not into that hierarchy shit" Verosika said with a smile "and I dated your bitch boss I can clearly see you're more….kinky basically built for sin" she said as she could tell this imp had a lot in her
"Damn straight" Naruto growled out as he was not gonna let his girls fight for a top spot that didn't exist.
"Let me rephrase that. I'm not into a hierarchy where foxy isn't at the top" Verosika amended.
"And this is Mayberry" Naruto
"Ah, the teacher, are you teaching Foxy anything fun?" Verosika asked
"Well our music class ended with me learning something instead. I was teaching him how to play the flute. Turns out he can use it in ways unexpected" she said a little nervous
"He shoved it into your cunt didn't he?" Verosika asked shamelessly. "How well did you play it that way?"
"I Play all of them like a pro" Naruto said with a smile
Verosika smiled at this and nodded "Hey, where's that new recruit of yours? the princess and her lover?" she asked looking around
"Babe I said we are just friends" Naruto said with a sigh
"Yeah and I'm a virgin" Verosika responded sarcastically as they all headed inside followed by Blitzo
(inside the office)
"Oh for fucks sake!" Blitzo yelled seeing that Verosikas office was across from I.M.P.s office
"They didn't have any on the top floor but since it's so close to your workplace foxy I may permanently rent this one for my tour schedules" Verosika said because she knew it would absolutely piss off Blitzo if she stopped by every day she was in the office and not on tour to see her foxy lover and mess with her ex.
"So what's your next concert?" Naruto asked curiously
"Well I have a spring break gig topside tomorrow you all wanna come?" Verosika asked Naruto and the girls
"Sure" Millie said
"Sounds wonderful." Mayberry said.
"Sounds like fun babe" Naruto said
"Sounds fun Mama" Loona said with a smirk while Blitzo glared and growled at Verosika for corrupting his daughter. Naruto already did that and he didn't need his ex to do it as well.
Naruto smiled at this but felt a pulse on one of his seals and looked at his forearm and scowled.
"What's up?" Millie asked
"Problem. Charlie is calling gotta go guys see you soon" Naruto said before he was gone in a flash of light
"Fuck thats cool. And hot" Verosika said.
"If it's an attack on that hotel we can watch on TV" Blitzo said
"Can't believe I'm saying this but good idea Blitzo" Verosika said "who wants to watch on my office's 4K plasma screen tv?" She asked
Everyone nodded and all followed Verosika
"You too Blitzo but hands in pockets" Verosika said
"Oh c'mon bitch! I never stole anything!"
"You left me in a motel room, stole my car, ran three rings to wrath, and maxed out my credit cards on shitty horse riding lessons" she told him
"Oh for fucks sake it was one time!" Blitzo yelled after he finished saying what Verosika said with her
"It never should've happened the first time" Verosika said simply
"Goddammit whore you will not let that go!"
"Hey I'm only a whore for foxy now so watch it!"
"A succubus that is a one man woman? Ha!" Blitzo said
"Oh trust me Blitzo. After all he's done with me, I don't need any other men" she said moaning and thinking about all Naruto did to her.
"I think I just threw up a little" Blitzo said as he went inside Verosika's office to watch the news
"Vortex if he tries anything, tear him apart" Verosika whispered to her hellhound bodyguard "with EXTRA teeth" she said with a vindictive grin as he nodded.
Blitz saw the look in the hellhound's eyes and saw he actually may have done it and considering he worked for Verosika it was entirely possible the hellhound had certain parts either touched or he ripped off other people
(With Naruto)
"Alright what's going on?" Naruto asked as he appeared right in front of Charlie and crew, barring Alastor.
"That" Vaggie said pointing at a gang of demons approaching the hotel. All armed to the teeth.
"Huh, I guess Valentino has more goons than I thought." Naruto said to himself before he steeled his face and headed for the doors to the hotel entrance.
"Well look at this, they have a guard dog." One of the demons said as Naruto descended the staircase.
"You know I consider myself a tolerant person compared to most others in hell. But for you lot who come bearing arms to attack the princess. I'll make examples of you and send your ashes back to your employer. So here's your one and only chance. Leave and you live. Stay and you will be erased. Make your choice before I make it for you" Naruto told them.
"We aren't scared of you! Dog boy! Let's kill this- ughha!" the demon yelled as Naruto was instantly in front of him his claw through his chest
"You should've been scared and you should've never called me that!" Naruto growled his patience now officially gone and ready to rip these fools to pieces.
"There's a thousand of us, you can't kill us all!" one of them yelled as he swung a crowbar at Naruto's head
"A thousand huh" Naruto said as he grabbed the crowbar mid swing. "Hate to tell you all this but" he started to say as he impaled the demon with his own crowbar through his eye.
"You should've brought more as 0 x 1,000 is still 0" and with that Naruto began his slaughter of each and every single demon thug there.
"Unholy crap! He's tearing through them like a blender!" Angel Dust yelled from the window watching the blood splatter along the ground. "I should've called Cherri bomb to watch this with" he said
"Well there's a news chopper so she will probably see this" Husker said as he took a swig of a bottle of cheap booze.
Charlie and Vaggie could only silently watch the sight in awe and fear.
Naruto had a massive imp by the throat
"Why do you care what happens to this hotel?" The imp choked out
"Because I believe in Charlie's cause and if you and your boss are in the way then I'll remove as many of you as it takes" Naruto growled before he snapped his neck and threw him through a nearby building
Charlie and Vaggies eyes widened at this
The other demons watched in horror as Naruto was massacring them effortlessly.
"Ah are you all scared? What happened to all that bravado?!" Naruto asked with a grin
"We didn't know another overlord had this place under its protection please let us go!" an imp yelled while the others nodded in terror.
"Hmmmm I suppose I could see letting you fools go if you spread the word to the rest of your kind what happened to your friends here" Naruto said as he stomped on a imps head splattering it
"Now Then who wants to stay and who wants to run?" Naruto asked demonically
"I'm out!" Several imps yelled before they all ran
"I wonder if I erase enough of you all will there even be a purge this year?" He questioned with a malicious grin hoping to terrify the demons here. He took several steps forward before unleashing his full Killer intent and chakra but aimed away from the hotel So they knew exactly how fucked they were. "C'mon folks Who's next?!"
The remaining imps all ran screaming in terror. Leaving an assortment of weapons and even holy weapons.
Naruto calmed down and sighed "punk ass" he growled as he saw what looked like a holy sword
He approached it and picked it up and practiced a few swings "huh nice sword think I'll keep it" he said before looking up at the news chopper.
He walked forward into the News choppers spotlight and bellowed "This hotel is under my protection! If anyone want to try anything" he said before stabbing the sword into an imp corpse in front of him, the corpse being set ablaze immediately charring and soon the bones of what was left crumbled and it made everyone scared as they knew the flames were powerful as residents from hell were flame retardant. "I welcome them to enter my playground!" He said as he sheathed the sword and walked back to the hotel. Covered in the blood and ash of his fallen prey.
(Royal Palace)
"Hmmm interesting this boy actually has the power of an overlord. Perhaps even stronger" Lucifer said watching a live feed and sounded both interested and pleased "he protected my daughter so I guess he's entitled to some gratitude" he said to himself as Naruto was acting well within the lines of hell and hadn't done anything to piss him off
"And he only did all that to help our little girl" a female voice sounded from a throne next to him. This was his wife and queen Lillith.
"Indeed not a lot of demons actually show her respect since her escapade on the news" Lucifer said
"He seems like a nice young man." Lillith said with a smile as a plan formed in her mind.
"Which is rare for hell. He has my curiosity" Lucifer said as he looked at his wife "What is on your mind?" he asked his wife
"Welllllllllll…. Charlie needs a betrothed" Lilith said with a smile
"Hmmmmmm. Hahaha. Splendid idea, love!" Lucifer cackled as he loved his lover's manipulative mind.
(the next day)
Naruto was going into the kitchen to get some breakfast and coffee
"Mail call!" Millie yelled as she came in with some mail "hellhound monthly" she said
"Thanks" Loona said taking her magazine
"Succubus monthly" Millie said
"Thank you" Verosika said with a smile
Millie nodded as she looked at a black envelope that had Naruto's name on it and she paled when she saw the crest of the royal family "Naruto!" she yelled in a panic
"It wasn't me. It was Blitzo!" He shouted out of habit
"You got a letter from the royal family and it has your name on it!" Millie yelled.
Mayberry choked on her food at this. Verosika and Loona both dropped their Magazines In shock and fear.
"Oh satan! What did you do alpha?" Loona asked terrified.
Naruto took the letter and opened it and started to read it after a few moments he paled
"What is it?" Verosika asked terrified
"T-the king of hell gave me the rank of overlord" Naruto said
"That's all?" Millie asked calming down
Naruto shook his head at this "the king made me Charlie's…...fiance" he said
The girls gained shocked looks at this
(with charlie)
It was a regular day at the Hazbin hotel. Well it was until….
"I'M GONNA KILL HIM!" Vaggie screamed while hoisting her spear aggressively. Ready to strike at any moment.
Charlie was looking at the letter she got from her father with a look of shock.
"Haha this is fucking gold!" Angel shouted laughing
Vaggie threw her spear at Angel nailing him in the shoulder
"Ow! The fuck?! This isn't the kind of impalement I like!" He shouted in pain
"The next one is going between your legs you pendnaho!" Vaggie yelled as she pulled out a battle axe from nowhere
"When did we get a battleaxe?" Husker asked to the small maid demon Nifty and Charlie
Before Charlie could answer her phone rang and she looked and saw it was Naruto
"Y-yes?" She answered a little nervous
"H-hey so you got the letter t-too huh?" He asked nervous himself
"Is that pervert on the phone?!" Vaggie yelled swinging the axe like a lunatic
"Hey why don't you take that to where he works you psycho?!" Husker asked dodging the axe swings of the enraged woman.
"Good idea I'm gonna go hunting!" Vaggie yelled as she left the hotel
Charlie frowned at this "Yes I did but-" she started to say but trailed off
"Let me guess Vaggie wants me dead?" He asked
"Yes she's heading for I.M.P right now" Charlie said
"Oh thank satan I'm at home" Naruto sighed in relief
"What if blitz sends her to us?" Millie asked
"…...Fuck!" Naruto shouted knowing he totally would in order to save his own ass.
"Look Charlie we can handle this later after I find a place to lay low I'll still show up in a emergency though" Naruto told her a little panicked
"ok….stay safe" Charlie said as they hung up
Charlie then turned and looked at Angel, Husker, and Nifty teasing looks on their faces
"What?" she asked
"Stay safe?" Angel asked with a smirk
"You like him" Husker told her with a smirk
"Ooh can I be the flower girl at the wedding?" Nifty excitedly asked.
Charlie blushed at this but shook her head. "I do not!" She yelled in denial
(with Naruto)
"Ok we need to pack up and get the hell outta here" Naruto said to his girls
"On it I'll start packing" Mayberry said as she left to her room
"You should call blitz and give him a heads up to avoid the office being broken into" Millie said
"As funny as it would be shes right" Verosika said agreeing with the imp woman
"We gonna crash with stolas?" loona asked
"What are you nuts? Via is probably gonna be worse than Vaggie. Not to mention Stolas's harpy btich of a wife trying to murder us" Naruto said with a shiver at Octavia's reaction.
"Oh I'm sure she's not that bad" Verosika said
(with Octavia)
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" A shout of rage came from Stolas manor.
"N-now my owlette. I'm sure we can find a solution that doesn't involve you destroying the manor" Stolas said nervously and terrified.
"I'll kill her!" Octavia shouted as she threw the dining room table through a window to the outside in her rage.
"Huh maybe he is worthy of our daughter" Stella said as she read the newspaper that had the story of Naruto being made an overlord and betrothed to Charlie.
"Damn right he is!" Octavia shouted as she threw an imp butler out a different window in her anger.
"He's still just trash with his upbringing" Stella said as she folded the newspaper
"You're dead you harpy hag!" Octavia screamed as her eyes glowed
"Oh dear it seems she's unlocking her powers" Stolas said seeing this. "Well time to take a fishing trip!" Stolas said as he spawned an ornate fishing hat and fancy fishing poles and hightailed it out of there. Especially before his wife could insult him on his plebeian task he's using for a lie to leave.
(with Blitzo)
Blitzo was at his desk drinking some coffee and reading the paper and he saw the front page and spat out his coffee "Oh for fucks sake!" He yelled out "Is he gonna go for the fucking queen herself too?!" He shouted
His phone rang and he saw it was Naruto "Hey manwhore I saw the paper you really like making problems huh?" He asked "this shit better drum up some business dammit!"
"Haha blitz look I'm calling to warn you to get out of the office" Naruto warned him
"Why the fuck would I do that?" Blitzo asked before his office door was burst open by vaggie who had just chopped it down with her axe
"Where the fuck is that whiskered manwhore?!" Vaggie screamed
"That's why good luck boss" Naruto said before he hung up
"Oh would you look at the time? Time for my annual fishing trip" Blitzo said as he ran to grab a fishing hat and poles to try and get away from the enraged woman with a battleaxe.