A/N: Wow...it's been a LONG time since I've updated and since I've promised you all a Yuffie&Vincent one-shot, here it is! Enjoy! Sorry that it's short but I never wrote about this paring before...but I do adore them! ^_^ And if you think this sucks then you're more than welcome to leave. There is NO reason why I should be getting rude reviews, thank you.

Disclaimer: I own zero!

A Day With The Kids

Rated: T

Characters:Yuffie&Vincent&Marlene&Denzel (A little CloTi)

A Day With The Kids

"Are you sure about this Tifa?" Cloud said with a sigh as he straddled the Fenrir.

Tifa rolled her eyes before wrapping her arms around Cloud's slim waist.

"Positive. Yuffie's our friend and she will be mature and responsible when looking after children, ours to be exact." Tifa replied as Cloud adjusted his goggles for a moment.

"But...Tifa...this is...Yuffie we're talking about." Cloud insisted slowly reaching for his phone. "Do you think I should call Vincent?"

"Cloud...they will be fi-" Tifa paused, taking a moment to remember all the times Yuffie destroyed all sorts of different objects with her shrunken to prove they were breakable (though it hasn't been proved yet) and the time when the little ninja ate WAY too much chocolate during one of the day's they were traveling a long time ago and got a huge stomach ache but kept eating them until she yakked, and that she was a bit to obsessed with Materia. The more Tifa thought of it, she wouldn't be surprised if they came back home to a pile of ashes with Yuffie and the children standing in the middle of them.

The young maidens eyes widened at the thought, and she hugged Cloud tighter around the waist.

"Yeah...call Vincent!"

Cloud did not need to be told twice. He was planning on doing it anyways when Tifa wasn't paying attention.

"So...we can really do anything we want too while Cloud and Tifa are gone!?" Denzel asked Yuffie, his eyes wide with delight. Yuffie gave the boy a nod and patted him on the head.

"Yes Sir! Anything! I'm telling ya, you live with some pretty boring people! Live up and be kids for once, ya know? Go run a muck, eat all the chocolate, hell paint on the walls if you really want to! I could care less!" Yuffie said. The kids watched the ninja curiously as she went through all the cabinets in Tifa's bar looking for a snack.

"Wow! Did you hear that Marlene!? ANYTHING we want! Cloud and Tifa need to take rides out on the Fenrir more often!" Denzel said to Marlene. However, the girl did not look pleased one bit.

"I don't think Cloud and Tifa would like that very much, Denzel!" The girl insisted as she crossed her arms over her chest with a shake of her head, her little braid swaying side to side. "We could...no...we WILL get in huge trouble! Specially Yuffie!"

"Good grief! Do you people have ANY good food in this house!?" Yuffie asked with a slam of the refrigerator door.

Marlene rolled her eyes. "Of course! We've got fresh apples! I went with Tifa to help pick out the juiciest ones!"

Yuffie stuck her tongue out in disgust.

"How about some grapes?" Denzel suggested, Yuffie shook her head childishly.

"I'd rather eat garbage!"Yuffie cried as she hopped up on the bar's counter top to reach for the cabinets above. "You're telling me that you have no cheese doodles, chips, or fat cakes!?"

"Ew!" Marlene screeched shaking her head violently. "That stuff is SO bad for you!"

Yuffie gasped and looked down at the children. "What kind of children are you!?"

"Healthy children!" Marlene and Denzel coursed together and Yuffie made a gagging noise before returning back to her 'junk food hunt'

"You two go scribble on the walls and rip each others hair out, while I find us some greasy and delicious snacks!"

Before Marlene or Denzel could respond, their was a series of knocks on the front door, it obviously wasn't a customer since Tifa closed the bar for the day to spend some time with Cloud.

Denzel looked at Marlene before looking up at Yuffie who made shooing motions to them.

"Well go on! Answer your door! I don't live here!"

"But...Cloud forbids us to answering the door, he says that it's his job!" Denzel said, respecting his spiky-blond idol. Marlene nodded in agreement and Yuffie just rolled her eyes.

"Well, Cloud's not here...so that means you CAN answer it!"

Marlene frowned. "Tifa says that kid's shouldn't answer the doors unless an adults okay with it!"

Yuffie pointed to herself. "I'm an adult...and I'm okay with it! Now go! Go! I'm going to find all the ingredients to my special cookies! Trust me, you haven't lived until you've tried MY cookies!"

That seemed to brighten their moods, with a quick nod the two children raced each other to the front door, surprised to seeing Vincent.

"Hi, Vincent!" Denzel greeted the mysterious man. "What are you doing here?"

"I've come to visit." Vincent replied, looking down at both the children with his light crimson-colored eyes.

"Sorry, Cloud and Tifa are not home. But Yuffie's here!" Marlene said opening the door wider for the man to step in.

"Exactly." He muttered before he wiped his feet on the place mat.

"Oooooohhhh Kiiidddddssss! I'm baking my special coookies!" Yuffie sang from the bar, and Vincent's eyes widened once he heard that.

"Oh no..." The man whispered to himself as Marlene and Denzel ran back to the bar, finding Yuffie covered in flour and wearing a little chief hat on her head instead of her typical black bandanna.

"Only five more minutes!" She told them before doing a little dance with the spatula she was holding.

Vincent came running into the room, and Yuffie's eyes widened.

"Vincent! What the hell are you doing!?" Yuffie snapped.

"I could ask you the same question!" Vincent replied.

"I'm doing a favor for my dearest friends! Watching Marlene and Denzel and baking them cookies!"

"No Cookies." Vincent said seriously causing Yuffie to growl.

"And why not?"

"There are many reasons."

"Well too bad!" Yuffie shouted sticking her tongue at him, but he just shook his head and walked over to the oven.

"Sorry Yuffie, but I cannot allow you to burn their house down." He reached a hand over to the knobs to turn off the oven but he did not get far when the little Wutan-Ninja jumped on his back pulling the chief hat that she was wearing over his eyes so he could no longer see.

"Oh not again..." Vincent growled before he hit the ground.

"I'm so glad we got to go out! The weather was beautiful!" Tifa exclaimed as she hugged one of Cloud's muscular arms before giving it a tender kiss, she had the cutest and most happiest smile on her face but that all vanished once she saw that the Seventh Heaven was destroyed.

Tables and chairs were knocked over with paint stains, and hand prints all over them along with cookie crumbs, dishes, some paper from Cloud's office, some of Tifa's underwear, AND a tied up Vincent with a black bandanna over his mouth.

Tifa's mouth dropped open, she was beyond furious. Cloud wasn't sure how he should react to any of this.

Yuffie ran down the stairs, her hair was a mess and she was covered in paint from head to toe.

"Hey! You guys are here just in time for the second round of tag!" Yuffie shouted before bolting up the stairs, Cloud and Tifa could hear the squeals and laughter of Marlene and Denzel. Vincent let out a muffled yell and stomped his feet on the hard wooden floors.

Tifa's eyebrow twitched and she slowly looked up at Cloud who could do nothing but face palm.

A/N: Well there you have it, hope it didn't suck to badly :p