Chapter 5: Joking, Losing and Growing
James, Sirius, Remus and Peter boarded the Hogwarts Express. They headed to their usual compartment and sat down.
"Do you have the prank?" Peter asked anxiously.
"Of course," Sirius said opening his bag. Peter leaned over to look in the bag, but Sirius pulled it away. "Not now, later," he said smiling.
When the compartment door opened, the four boys looked in that direction. A boy they knew to be 7th year in Ravenclaw opened the door with Lily behind him. When Lily saw the four boys, she quickly pulled the boy backwards, and she closed the door quickly.
James frowned. "What was that?" James asked.
"They're dating," Remus said casually.
"Huh?" James asked. "She just broke up with that Rob guy, though," James said confused.
"They're dating, mate," Sirius said.
"I don't care," James said quickly.
"Of course you don't," Remus said smiling slightly.
"I don't . . . Let's prank the 7th year boys!" James said excitedly.
"Why, because one of them is dating your beloved Lily?" Peter asked mischievously.
"No," James said.
"I wouldn't mind pranking them," Sirius said shrugging.
They all looked at him. Sirius just shrugged again.
"Fine," Peter said.
James stood up. "Great! Let's get to it!"
"Whoa, wait! The train hasn't even moved yet," Sirius said. "Down, boy."
James sat.
"How about we prank the Slytherins?" Peter tried.
"We're doing the 7th year boys and that's final," Sirius snapped.
"Maybe we should wait till we get to school, it's easier. We just prank their dormitory's," Peter said.
"Yeah, fine," Sirius agreed.
"No! Now!" James said impatiently.
"Tomorrow," Sirius said.
"Fine," James muttered.
Lily entered the compartment one hour before they would arrive at Hogwarts. Lily lay down and put her legs on Alice's lap.
"Thanks," Alice said sarcastically. Lily smiled.
"How was Alex?" Daisy asked.
"Good," Lily said.
"That is it?" Britney asked. "Good? Are you going to go out with him again?"
"Yeah," Lily said. "But James saw me with him," Lily said thoughtfully.
"So?" Britney said. "Your love life is getting dramatic," Britney said laughing.
Lily glared. "No it's not, and it doesn't matter," Lily said shrugging as she reached over Alice's legs for a chocolate frog.
"Well," Daisy said.
"Well what?" Britney asked.
"Have you ever been tempted?" she asked.
"Tempted to what?" Lily asked smiling with chocolate in her mouth.
"To do, stuff," Daisy said nervously.
"We're getting no where with this," Alice giggled.
"Britney, what's the farthest you've done with Dom?" Daisy asked quickly.
Britney looked amazed at this question.
"It's not that difficult to answer Brit," Lily laughed.
"Hmm, not that far? Wait, how far?" Britney asked.
"Like, very far," Daisy said.
"Ah," Britney said. "What did you do this summer, Daisy?"
Lily looked astounded at Daisy. "You didn't!"
"Did what?" Daisy said quickly.
Britney laughed. "How was it?" she asked smiling.
"Er . . ." Daisy said.
Alice looked a little uneasy. "But you said ," Daisy shrugged.
"I didn't entirely want to," Daisy said.
"But you did," Britney said.
"Yeah . . ."
"Two down three to go!" Britney laughed.
"What?" Lily asked.
"Well, we know, Tess isn't erm … and Daisy, now! So it's us three left," Britney said indicating to herself, Lily and Alice.
"You're only sixteen," Alice said.
"Tess was like, what, twelve?" Britney laughed.
"Nah, it's not like anyone would want to do it with her," Lily muttered.
Britney smiled and nodded in understanding.
"But boys are usually quite young when they -"
"They're boys," Alice said. "They're horny."
"Yeah, like Sirius was like fourteen and James, er, I don't know about him," Britney said.
"Is Dom a virgin?" Lily asked smiling.
Britney stopped. "I never thought of that," she muttered.
"Really?" Daisy asked. Britney shook her head.
"I was thirteen and he was fifteen," Britney said slowly.
"You were fourteen," Lily said.
"No, I'm still fifteen now, and that was in fourth year, so," Britney said. "I'll be right back," she said quickly, and she got up and quickly left the compartment.
"Britney!" Lily shouted. Britney pulled her hand out of Lily's top. "You're so perverted!" she said.
Britney grinned. "It's funny," she grinned.
"Your boobs can't get any bigger!" Lily snapped.
"I'm insulted," Britney smiled. "But that's where your wrong," Britney said smiling and she looked down at her boobs.
"This is stupid," Lily said. She looked over to Alice, Daisy and Tess who were laughing.
"It's funny, just play along," Britney said standing up properly, and she grabbed Lily by the arm and dragged her down the stairs, with Alice, Daisy and Tess on their heels.
"No! We're not going down there!" Lily hissed.
"Come on, Lily," Daisy said grinning.
Lily sighed.
"Ha!" Britney said.
"Go!" Tess pushed them down the rest of the stairs.
The common room was busy, everyone was catching up from over the summer.
"No one will notice," Alice said simply. "There's to many people."
"Somehow I know Britney will do something wrong," Lily said.
"I wouldn't doubt it," Tess sniggered.
Britney walked forward, she turned around to find Lily not moving. Britney laughed. "Come on!" she shouted.
Lily walked up beside Britney. "Let's just get this done with," Lily mumbled. She took a step forwards, looking at Britney when someone bumped into her. Lily saw Britney laughing at her.
"Sorry Evans," James said. Lily felt some arms around her waist, as she was pulled up onto her feet. Lily quickly pulled herself away. She turned to James just to find Sirius and him staring at Lily's chest.
"This is ridiculous!" Lily said loudly, she turned to glare at Britney.
"Haven't you ever seen big boobs before?" Britney asked James and Sirius.
"Only on you," Sirius said not taking his eyes of Lily's chest. Lily crossed her arms over her chest. "They're bigger than normal!" Sirius said pointing.
"Stop!" Lily snapped as she hit Sirius' arm.
James stood there with a dazed expression on his face.
"How'd they grow so big, so fast?" Sirius asked, finally taking his eyes off Lily's chest.
Lily looked at Britney.
"What the hell did Britney do to make your boobs bigger?" Sirius asked bewildered.
"It's only pads!" Daisy laughed.
James snapped back to reality quickly.
Britney stood their smiling, Lily blushed.
"Huh?" Sirius asked confused.
"You're an idiot," Britney said.
"No I'm not, I'm just confused," he said defensively.
"Do you know anything about women Sirius?" Britney asked.
"Yeah," Sirius said.
"What?" Britney asked.
"Women are like birds, they travel in flocks but when you catch one on its own, they're very tasty."
Lily and Britney glared at Sirius.
"That's sort of gross," Britney said.
Sirius shrugged.
Lily shook her head.
"That's a good description," James finally said.
"Look! James can speak!" Britney said sarcastically.
Lily glared. "Thanks for bumping into me Potter!"
"What the hell?" James snapped.
Lily put her hand down her top, Sirius grinned, and she pulled out the pads and threw them on the ground. She turned on her heal and walked up the stairs. Sirius bent down and picked one up.
"Er," he looked at it strangely.
"Unbelievable," Britney muttered.
James stood their shocked. "What the hell was that?"
Britney grinned. "Oh, James, one day you'll understand women," Britney said as she walked passed by James. "Don't ever ask Sirius for help on that."
Alice came and picked up the pads smiling, she ran up the stairs after her friends.
"I rather liked that," Sirius said, as he moved towards the couch.
"That was weird," James said, as he sat down beside Sirius.
Sirius grinned, as he rested his head against the couch and closed his eyes. James laughed.
"What?" Sirius asked.
"That was hilarious!" James said.
"Shut up," Sirius said.
"What?" James asked, as he recovered himself from his laughter.
"Don't laugh," Sirius said.
"Why not?" James asked.
"Because I'm concentrating," he said simply.
"On what?" James asked.
"On what just happened," Sirius grinned.
A/N:...That whole stuff ur bra with pads, happened to me. All because i was being stupid with my friends, which isnt always the best ideas. That little description of woman from Sirius was provided by aks100 (Anna). Well, all i have to say is ...MORE REVIEWS!
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