Title: Mirror, Mirror

Game: Kingdom Hearts (2)

Genre: Humor

Rated: K+

Author's Note: Uwah! I didn't think I'd do a KH fic based upon Xemnas….but because my sister has inspired me so much (towards the verge of laughing out loud), I decided to write one. - If you guys played Kingdom Hearts 2, then you'll notice I've based this fic upon the near end of the game…(where Xemnas was staring at Kingdom Hearts before Sora and his friends came to confront him). I was thinking what would Xemnas do during his wait but…eheh…anyways, enjoy.


Summary: Xemnas spends his time "speaking" to Kingdom Hearts.
As Xemnas waited at the very top of a white building in The World That Never Was for a certain brunette to fight him, he gazed, with half lidded eyes, at the big, bright heart floating in the endless night sky. It was Kingdom Hearts, the "source", as Xemnas say, towards all evil.

He can feel his goal was almost complete as tiny spectacles of glowing red hearts float towards the enormous one, merging together to reach its full potential and power.

But since it'll take quite a while for the Keyblade master and his friends to show up…

He might as well do something.

The silver-haired man thought for a moment. 'Well…there's no one here so…'

Narrowing his eyes slightly and raising his arms up, he asked the giant object in the sky.

"Mirror, mirror on the wall…who's the prettiest of them all?"

As if it heard the question, Kingdom Hearts drawn out an image as big as itself.

It was an image of Marluxia, smirking slightly. Covering the background are pink roses and tiny gleams of light that reflects his somewhat pale face.

Xemnas frowned. He should kill Marluxia for this. He asked again, this time slightly different.

"Mirror, mirror on the wall…who's the fairest of them all?"

Kingdom Hearts replied with another image.

It was Zexion, face expressionless and arms crossing. A blank background covered the picture behind the lilac-haired man.

Xemnas frowned again, a bit deeper. He should get Zexion too. He asked again, teeth gritting a little.

"Mirror, mirror on the wall…who's the gayest of them all?"

Kingdom Hearts sent out yet another image. This time, the Organization leader gaped slightly in surprise.

It was Axel, grinning mischievously and holding out his weapons a bit. Fire lit up behind him, reflecting his element.

A large boulder was tossed at the giant heart.

"Some thing you are." Xemnas huffed faintly.


Silver: Eh….how'd you like it? I hope it's at least a fairly funny story. . Review, onegai-shimasu?