Um . . . this was totally random. And . . . random.

The basic plot of the movie was inspired by myshadowspirit and dragonfire dude. There. I've given you credit.

This first chapter is pretty hard to get through. But (hopefully) it'll get better. Anyway, it's just a way to kill writer's block. It has no point. YAY!

Disclaimer: Yeah, i don't own these people. rub it in, why dontcha! Oh, and I'm sorry if I've offended any James Bond fans. DEAL WITH IT.

"And so, the spy, James Bond, saved the damsel, Adora, and they got married and stuff, and then she died of a tragic illness. Meanwhile, somewhere else . . ." the narrator said.

"Yes! James Bond thought he had killed me, but I am still alive, due to the power of the life-giving porcupines!" The evil genius, Doctor EvilBrain, cackled to himself. "And I will make James Bond suffer! WHAHAHA!"

The screen went black, and the narrator, some guy with a deep voice, spoke.

"Will James Bond ever meet another to love? Will Dr. EvilBrain triumph? Find out, in the next epic film, James Bond XIII: More Evil Schemes!"

The tinny theme music faded, and the credits rolled across the screen. Zelda and Link sat silently, staring straight ahead.

Finally Zelda broke the silence. "That was the worst thing I have ever seen."

Navi, who was balanced precariously on Link's hat, agreed. "It sucked."

"Link?" Zelda prodded, turning to look at him.

"That . . . was . . . AWESOME!" he cried, turning to look at her. His face was alight with glee.

"Link, please tell me you're joking."

Navi fluttered down, landing on a bowl of popcorn. "Yeah. I mean, it was actually painful to watch."

"Come on! The plot, the characters—"

"The half-undressed women . . ." Zelda translated dryly.

Link shook his head at her. "Whatever. It was a beautiful work of . . . . movie."

The princess just laughed tolerantly, rising to her feet and stretching. "I'm gonna go wash dishes." She rolled her eyes and laughed again.

These crazy Nintendo characters are in the year 2006. And, obviously, they are not at home. Not even Hyrule has TV, or bad spy movies, in their point of evolution. They're not in Kansas, either.

Link and Zelda have been long-time dating (since 2002, in fact). They're always stuck in the Super Smash Bros games, and are visiting Japan to be in the newestgame.

A half hour later, Link was still trying to understand how Zelda could possibly dislike the movie. Zelda was still trying to wash dishes. Between her boyfriend's cajoling, Navi stealing her dishrag to hit Link over the head with it, and Zelda taking her dishrag and hitting Link over the head with it, she had approximately three-and-a-half dishes clean.

Finally she turned. He winced, expecting to get smacked again. She sighed. "Link, there is absolutely nothing that is worse than that movie!" she said. And hit him again.

He pulled the rag from her hands. "I bet there's something that's worse," he insisted.

"No."

"I'll make something worse!"

"What?"

"We have a video camera. and I bet I can get someone to help me!" He began to smile at the idea. "It'll be fun."

Zelda shrugged, looking at him sideways. "Okay . . ."

Well, then, you can feel the insanity! OOH . . . . mystical! Yeah. It's short. i don't care.

Coming up. . . the appearances of Marth, Roy, and Samus (breifly) and possibly others! I have no clue.

Well . . . see ya again when i get more writer's block!