Um, yeah. this is the last chapter. weep. sob. cry.

I have to stress this: myshadowspirit, dragonfire dude, and i all came up with this movie plot. a lot of the lines are exactly the same. I just . . . tweaked a few details and added some stuff. and forgot some stuff. i know i did. i'm cool like that.

so . . . be weirded out!

"Ready?" Link asked, sitting down in front of the TV.

Zelda nodded. "Yep." A few seconds later she leaned over and whispered, "Just how bad is this movie?"

"Very, very, bad."

"Eyes bleeding bad?" Navi wondered, fluttering into the room and landing on Link's head.

"One can only hope."

He turned on the television, and the movie . . . . movietized.

(Crackle, crackle. Bright spot of orange when Pikachu spazzed) Roy's face filled the screen.

"Hello, this is Narrator dude, and I am here to announce this move: The Worst Spy Movie Ever . . . Of DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" These "OOs" continued on for a long time. Link came by and smacked him over the head with the hilt of his sword.

"Right," Link continued. "That word was 'doom.' Let's begin."

The scene flashed to Link with a very beautiful Marth.

"I am the hero! And this is my damsel, Marthelina!" Link declared.

Marth waved.

Roy came sneaking up behind them, holding a wooden spatula over his head. He lunged forward, pressed it to Marth's throat, and began dragging him away.

"I am evil! Ho-ho! You will never defeat me, ho-ho!" Roy shouted evilly as he staggered backwards.

Link raised an eyebrow. "Ho-ho? What are you, Santa?"

"Yes, I am Santa on steroids, ho-ho!"

"Ow," Marth complained. Roy loosened his hold.

"Sorry. Now, where was I? Oh, yes. I have an evil plan, ho-ho! I will leave to my underground lair, ho-ho!" Roy disappeared behind a tree.

Link made a pathetically fake expression of fear and determination. "He's stolen Marthelina! I must go save her!"

Roy poked his head back around. "Um, in case you'll need me, I'll be over here. In my secret lair. Being evil and diabolical. And ho-ho-ing. Mwhahaha!" He left.

"I know! I'll go to his secret lair! And I miraculously know where it is!" Bravely Link marched off.

The scene changed. Marth was hidden in a tree, and Roy was cackling.

"You'll never get away with this!" Marth cried in a squeaky high voice.

"But I will! My plan is working!"

Suddenly Link barged in, looking around heroically. "I will find you, Dr. Whowhatzit!"

Marth waved his hand, rolling his eyes. "Genius? I'm over here."

"Oh. Yes, of course." He pointed his wooden spatula at Roy. "I know your evil plot! You plan to turn all females in the world into your favorite flavor of gelatin!"

Roy gasped. "How did you know my favorite flavor is cherry?"

"Cherry!" Link and Marth repeated. As if that was the big problem.

"Oh, you didn't know that?" Roy looked puzzled. "Man, I fell for that one."

"I will challenge you! To fight! To the death!"

They battled. Well, Link fought. And pretty well, dodging and weaving. Roy stood there and waved his spatula and screamed, "Ho-ho!"

Link stuck his spatula under Roy's armpit. Roy began screaming and staggering around. "Aaaggh! I'm dying! I'm dyyyyyyiiiinnnggg!" He fell to the ground. "I'm dead!" He stuck his tongue out and closed his eyes.

Pikachu shook the camera, though it was obvious the ground didn't move.

"Oh no!" Marth squealed, his voice still high. "The lair is falling down for no reason! Let's get out of here!"

"Good idea!" Link agreed.

They escaped easily.

"Oh, Kames Mond! You saved me from becoming cherry gelatin!"

A noise from behind them made Marth scream. Roy stepped out, covered in ketchup and still holding that stupid spatula.

"Ah, yes! You thought I was dead, but I'm really . . . not dead!" Roy continued to laugh. "GELATIN SHALL PREVAIL!"

Link stabbed him again. Roy fell down again. "I'm dead . . . again!"

Narrator voice: "What will happen to Kames Mond and Marthelina? Will they live happily ever after? Or not? Is Dr. Whowhatzit really dead? Find out in . . . some other movie!"

Roy and Marth began humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. Marth's voice was still incredibly high.

The screen went black.

Zelda turned to Link, a mocking smile on her lips. "'Kames Mond?'" she asked disdainfully. "Is that really the best you came up with?"

"Sadly, yes."

"Planning on making a sequel?"

"Roy wants to. He says he's already got a plot. He says it's evil. And diabolical. And scheming. Din only knows if he'll do it." He glanced at the window, and the sky lit up.

"What's that?" Zelda wondered, moving forward.

"Roy's having fun burning your dress."

Zelda shook her head, then held out her hand to Link. In it was a glittering pile of rupees. He took them with an evil chuckle. "Ahaha."

"Link?"

"Yeah?"

"Don't do that. It's disturbing. And annoying."

"AHAHA!"

With sigh, Zelda picked up her glass of water. "You coming?" she asked, gesturing at the door.

Link stared at the TV, an unreadable expression on his face. "Ya know," he began slowly. "That movie really wasn't that bad. I mean—"

Zelda dumped her water on his head.

Lovely.

Well, hopefully my writer's block is cured. or not. ya never can tell.

Jackie and Jacob: I'm sorry, i forgot how the bad guy died in our movie. So i made it up. lemme know (if you remember) how she died.

This is a sad farewell. You don't know what to do now, huh? You're lost and sad without this great work of literature (sorta). Well, i know what you can do to soothe yourself.

You could review me. Just a suggestion. now i'm going to let it go.

(This is your subconcious. Review Forestwater)

See ya!