A/N: Hello Everyone! Once again I'd like to thank you all so very much! Seriously this story is doing great and it's all thanks to you guys! I will probably be posting another one-shot later today for a friend of mine, so stay tuned! :D

Authors warning note (AWN) : MAY BE OOC!

Disclaimer: Final Fantasy VII and all it's characters belong to Square Enix

Characters: Vincent&Yuffie

Setting: A little after the past one-shots when we discovered Tifa and Aerith's pregnancies! :p

Rated: T (Just to be safe...)

How To Trick Yuffie Kisaragi

"Vincent!?"

Just Ignore it, Vincent told himself as he brought his attention back to the book he was reading.

"OH VIIINNNNNNCCCCCEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTT!" The high-pitched voice of Yuffie Kisaragi got louder, and closer.

Maybe if I'm quiet she won't find me, Vincent told himself. But he was wrong.

Yuffie ALWAYS found what she was looking for.

"There you are, Vinnie!" Yuffie said, her voice right in his ear.

Oh great, Vincent growled in his mind. He continued to ignore her anyways.

"HELLO!? Are you not going to say hi to your amazing girlfriend!?" Yuffie pouted, he could hear a light thump as she plopped down on the floor besides his feet.

Vincent fought the urge to roll his eyes.

"Hi, Yuffie."

Yuffie giggled, "Hi, Vinnie! Whatcha reading? Actually...it doesn't matter!" Yuffie said before knocking the book out from his hands.

"Hey!" Vincent glared down at the Wutain.

"Why read when you can play!?" Yuffie replied as she sprang up to her feet.

"Because, playing is for babies."

Her eyes lit up. "YES! And speaking of babies, we should start making some!"

Vincent nearly fell out of the chair. "Pardon?"

Yuffie jumped into his lap and grabbed his shoulders.

"COME ON VINNIE! LET'S MAKE BABIES, BEAUTIFUL BABIES!" Yuffie shouted. "Ours will be WAAYYY cuter than Zack and Aerith's and Cloud and Tifa's! Please! Please! Please! I'll even get you a t-shirt that says "SEXY DADDY" On it! Yeah, and I'll get the same one but it'll say "SEXY MAMA" And everyone will be so jealous because our baby will be sexy so it'll have to get a matching Tee saying "SEXY BABY" and we'll be one sexy family because our baby has such sexy parents!"

Vincent has never been so scared in his life.

He was terrible with children, he's NEVER been around a baby before and he certainly would NEVER want to be a father or even PICTURE himself as a father and there was no way in Gaia he'd EVER where a T-shirt that says "SEXY DADDY" written across it, Zack maybe...but Vincent? defiantly not. Yuffie was already a child that he had to look after, taking care of two Yuffie's would drive him out of his mind. Yuffie could never be a mother!

"No, Yuffie...No way!"

"But...but why! Come on Vinnie! Don't you want to be a daddy!?"

"No."

"Are you sure?"

"Yes."

"But look at Cloud! He's just as emo and emotionless as you, and he's a daddy!"

Vincent rolled his eyes and tried pushing Yuffie off his lap but she clung to him like a leach.

"I WANT BABIES! I WANT BABIES! I WANT BABIES!" Yuffie hollered at the top of her lungs, wrapping her legs tightly around Vincent's waist and her arms around his neck. "BABIES! BABIES! BABIES!"

"How about Materia?"

"BABIES! BA-mareria!? EEKK! Where!? WHERE!?" Yuffie squealed, releasing her hold from Vincent and landing back on her feet.

"Over there, in that closet." Vincent replied pointing at the little closet down the hall.

"YAY!" Yuffie shouted, wasting no time as she ran inside the closet and hunted around wildly. "Where is it?"

Vincent slammed the closet door and locked it, trapping her inside.

"You'll find it, just keep looking."

"What!? HEY! LET ME OUTTA HERE! THERE'S NO MATERIA! IT'S DARK AND SCARY! LET ME OUT VINNIE!" Yuffie cried pounding her fists violently from behind the other side of the door.

"As soon as I'm finished with my book." Vincent replied sitting back in his chair once more and picking up his book.

"BUT THAT'LL TAKE HOURS!" Yuffie cried.

"Exactly."

"NOOO! I'M HUNGRY AND WANT FOOD AND MATERIA! AND BABIES! IT'S NOT FAIR! LET ME OUT!LET ME OUT!"

"My dear Yuffie, did I mention that I've only started the book?"

"NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Yuffie pouted,falling to her knees and banging her head hard against the door.

There was no response from Vincent, he was tuning her out completely now.

Yuffie sighed and looked around the dark closet, it gave her an idea...

Since she was going to be in there for a while, why not set up...a little revenge?