Chapter 3

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DEEP JUNGLE

"Tububububububububububububububububuu!" Ben yelled, as he jumped onto a tree vine, forgetting that he had wings.

"WAK!" Apparently Donald forgot too.

"AAHHHHHHEEEEHHEHEHEHOOOOOOOOIIIIIYYYYYYYYYYYY!" Sounded like Goofy missed the vine to Ben.

Jumping from vine to vine as fast as they could, the party was being pursued relentlessly by the monkey-like heartless, which howled as they swung after them.

"GOOFY!" Donald yelled, stopping.

"AH'M RIGHT BEHIND YA! NOW MOVE, DON!" Goofy yelled, letting his shield hold loose at his side, nearly dropping it.

The man with the brown dreadlocks, Tarzan, was the farthest ahead, with Ben next, then Donald and Goofy, tightly followed by the swarm of the Heartless.

"THAT'S IT!" Ben yelled in his helium voice, and hopped off the vine onto the canopy.

Goofy and Donald went right by.

"SORA! What're You Doing!" Donald yelled.

Ben summoned the Keyblade into his hands. "Ending this chase." He said, as seriously as he could with a voice of helium.

The Heartless hooted with delight as they jumped down to attack.

A maniacal grin spread across Ben's face.

"FOR JUSTICE!" He howled in his helium voice.

Before the Heartless landed, Ben could fell the canopy vibrate from other sources landing on it. Turning around, he saw Donald, Goofy, and Tarzan.

"Guys, you didn't have to do this…" Ben protested.

"We're your friends! That's what we do! We help each other!" Donald said.

"Yup! And We're gonna save the worlds, remember, guy-who-isn't-Sora?" Goofy chimed in

"Me Tarzan help friend. Me Tarzan no let Heartless attack Tarzan's Jungle." Guess who that one was.

"Aww….tububububu…." Ben murmured, but suddenly turned back to the Heartless. "Now we see how strong this is!" He yelled, gesturing with his Keyblade.

"Right." Donald and Goofy agreed, drawing their respective weapons.

The Heartless were tired of waiting. They came down from the vines in black clouds of Heartless, with the only light being their yellow eyes…

"Kiii-yaah!" Ben snarled, slicing one in the neck, killing it and releasing its heart.

"Hmm…not so good for slashing…" Ben muttered as he swung at the rest of the swarm.

"WAK!" Donald was down, covered by Heartless. "SORA!"

Ben turned. "I'll save you!"

The Heartless were waiting for a chance like this. They leapt at him in droves, piling on him. They had no clue what an Archangel could do, especially equipped with the Keyblade.

"RRRAAAAAAWWWWWWRRRRRR!" A primal roar came from beneath the pile of Heartless.

"Kerchak?" Tarzan whispered.

From the pile burst Ben, 30 feet tall, and back to his original form (save the bat features- those were still there), swinging a massive version of the Keyblade and killing many per swing. He slashed his way to the pile he presumed was Donald, and Plunged both his hands into the pile.

The Heartless, quick to a fault, began to swarm on Ben.

Bad idea.

Ben roared in pain, and before the Heartless could Evade, a massive bolt of lightning came down and seemed to strike Ben. But it didn't. It flowed through him, and killed all the Heartless on him at once. They dropped like mosquitoes on a bug-zapper. Ben again plunged his hands into the pile and this time, drew forth a tired Donald.

"WAK!" Donald cried, seeing the Enraged Archangel brought him both relief and a new fear.Ben set him down with his staff, then forced the Heartless to one side of the canopy. He raised his hands to the sky, and he slammed them down on the canopy, shattering it and making the side of the Heartless drop though, into the waterfall below. Ben's side was fine.

Ben, however, was not. He dropped to the ground, slowly shrinking.

"Did the Keyblade do THAT!" Goofy asked incredulously.

Tarzan and Donald shrugged.

"Told ya he wasn't Sora." Goofy said in a told-you-so tone.

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WONDERLAND
Hot Shot looked around. Everything was bizarre and unexpected. The creatures called "Heartless" were all gone, so Hot Shot sat down on the giant Tree Stump and looked at Red Alert freak out.

"Illogical Data! DOES NOT COMPUTE! DOES NOT COMPUTE! AHHHHH! IT BURNSSESS USSS! IT BURNSES!" Red Alert cried, looking at the landscape.

Hot Shot could only laugh.

"GUARDS, Make those two nimrods stop laughing in MY land!" The Queen of Hearts snarled.

"Yes sir!" The cards barked back, marching in line.

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When Hot Shot saw the army of cards, he burst into laughter again. They couldn't be serious…could they?

"By order of the Queen, you two are to stop laughing." The Jack of Spades said.

Hot Shot sighed. "I was laughing. He was freaking out, pointing to the now-smoldering Red Alert."

The Jack of Spades leaned in. "Will he be all right? We do have a Jack of Diamonds who does excellent medical work."

Hot Shot smiled. "Nah. He just needs to reboot."

The Jack shrugged and ordered the army to return home.

"What bizarre creatures…glad they're in the forest. I wouldn't want to associate with those weirdoes."

Then he looked at his watch.

"OH MY! It's the Queen's Very Merry UNBIRTHDAY Today! I must go talk to King Dodo!"

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OLYMPUS COLISEUM

Starscream groaned. He had barely escaped his spark getting removed forcibly by a shadow. A shadow. Not an Autobot or Decepticon, No he was almost beaten by a Shadow. Luckily, he had the Star Saber handy. That, and Alexis had a mean roundhouse kick.

"Very good, you have passed the first round. Take a load off." Hades, the lord of the Underworld said. "You'll need it." he muttered under his breath.

"What the…?" Starscream cried as he was sucked into the gem he had given Alexis.

"Up! Time must be up…and you know what that means!" Hades taunted. "He's going to be out of commission for the Prize-winning Round…starting NOW!" He said, pushing Alexis into the ring.

The gates behind her whirred open, and loud footsteps came forth.

"What terrifying creature could be Alexis's opponent! Why, it's someone you know, Alexis! See if you can guess who!" Hades announced from his seat.

Alexis turned around to see a familiar shape with the Heartless symbol on his chest. His eyes were black and empty.

"Optimus?" She cried, as he raised his blaster cannon…

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TRAVERSE TOWN

"Skybyte! What are you doing here!" Eris snarled. "You and the other Predacons were imprisoned in space, right?"

Skybyte twiddled his fingers. "I kinda…joined the Autobots at the last minute."

Eris gave him a glare.

"No, really!" He protested.

"Then why haven't I seen you there!" Eris argued.

Skybyte put his hand behind his head, embarrassed. "Well, I'm Officially an Autobot, you see, but um….they told me I was so incompetent that they didn't want to see me again after the accident…"

"Accident?" Sora asked, not sure why he cared. Then he remembered. He was the keybearer. It was his job to get into everybody's business, whether they liked it or not.

"Yeah…you probably wouldn't know this, but I accidentally, and with no malice, happened to have ummm…."

Eris gave Skybyte a death glare. "Out with it!"

"ALL RIGHT! I CRASHED THE AUTOBOT MAINFRAME WHILE LOOKING FOR PORN!OK!" Skybyte burst.

"WHAT!" Eris burst. "THAT COMPUTER WAS IN CHARGE OF MY HUSBAND'S LIFE-SUPPORT SYSTEM!"

The her eyes bulged.

"Oops…I probably shouldn't have punished Ben so brutally for it. Running him over with a tank may have been a bit much. HE GOT IN TROUBLE BECAUSE OF YOU!" Eris near-spat.

Skybyte twiddled his fingers. "Umm…that's not all…" he whispered.

Eris's face turned lava-red. "WHAT ELSE!"

Skybyte looked like he was going to cry. "Well, I didn't know it but Koji was right behind me and…"

"YOU DID WHAT!"

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