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"Where're you going?" Dani asked, eyeing Angel.
"We're going out," Angel answered.
"Oh, where?" Dani smiled and walked around the round couch thing to him.
"Well, where do you want to go?" he asked her.
"Hm, how 'bout a movie," she suggested. "Something funny or scary."
"Like what?" he asked as she pulled his arm over her shoulders.
"I dunno," she shrugged. "You pick."
Dani snuggled against Angel in the car while they watched the drive-in movie. "You don't mind a bloody movie, do you?" he asked.
"You kidding? I love 'em," she smiled and kissed him. Neither noticed the pair of vampires watching them.
"You and a Slayer," Will chuckled. "You're screwed up, you know that?"
"Shut up," Angelus growled. Why the hell was he alwyas dating Slayers? Well, this one looked like she'd be a helluva lot more fun than Buffy. "You're the one dating my daughter. Or, his daughter."
"Don't bloody remind me," Will growled. Angelus smirked and turned his attention back to the couple.
"God, they were more chaste in the 1700s compared to those two," he muttered. "Do something already."
"Not likely," will shrugged. "You do have that curse, and this is you we're talking about." Angelus smacked the younger vampire up the head. "Hey!"
"Mind getting me more soda, with your super-speedyness?" Dani asked, holding up her empty cup.Angel nodded and took the cup from her. "Thank you!" she called after him. Angelus, seeing an opportunity, grinned and made his way, with super-speed, to the car.
"Hey," he stood in front of the car door. She looked up at him in pleasant surprise.
"That was fast," she grinned. He shrugged.
"Anything for you," he tried to sound like his idiotic counterpart.
"Sweet," she started to open the door when she saw something behind him. He glanced back at what she was frowning at. "Oh, Goddammit." Angel was standing behind him.
"What the frikkin' hell?"
"Hey, watch the shirt," Angelus pushed Angel off when the souled vamp grabbed at him. "I'm just here for the fun."
"Doing what?" Dani asked. Angelus eyes her openly, giving her the gerenal idea. "Big surprise."
"Who brought you here?" Angel asked harshly.
"Little lady by the name of Lilah. Brought him too," Angelus pointed at Will. Will gave a half salute from his seat. Angel turned to look at the other vamp, giving Angelus a shot. Punching his opposite, Angelus shot off, followed by Will.
"Oh, crap," Dani swore.
"I really hate Lilah," Angel muttered.
"You mean there's two Spikes?" Cori looked shocked, before shooting a teasing glance at her boyfriend. "We're all doomed."
"Very funny, luv," he rolled his eyes.
"So, are we gonna just stake them?" Dani asked.
"I guess..." Angel looked unsure.
"So long as I don't have to stake the other Spike," Cori shrugged.
"But you're ok staking your father?" Angel asked, sounding hurt. Cori sighed in exasperation.
"Fine, I'm not staking either one."
"What are we going to do with only one Slayer?" Fred asked. "No offense."
"None taken," Dani waved it off. "And I'll take out both. How hard can it be?" Both vamps glared at her last remark. "What?"
Angelus grinned, seeing Spike and Cori walking through the graveyard."Time for a bit of fun," he whispered.
Spike stopped suddenly and started to look around. "What's the matter?" Cori asked.
"Thought I heard something," he answered, frowning slightly. Both, tensed, turned quickly when they heard a small sound to the left.
"You did," Angelus nodded.
"Guess what?" Cori glanced at Spike. "Just this once, I won't stop you from staking 'Peaches'." Spike smirked and shot a dirty look at Angelus.
"What's he gonna do?" Angelus asked superiorly. "Read bad poems at me?"
"Please, please, tell me that's not the reason you guys don't like each other," Cori scoffed. Both vamps spared a glance at her before fighting. She sat on a tomb, watching the fight. It was better than most movie fights. "Too bad I didn't bring popcorn," she mused to herself.
An hour later they were still going at it. (Not like that, pervs.) Cori's cellphone started to vibrate, so she tore herself away from the fight. "Yeah?"
"Don't stae 'em," Dani said through the phone. "Fred found some spell to send them back to thier own reality."
"All right," Cori hung up. "Yo, Spike, just knmock him out. No staking."
"Bloody hell," Spike cursed, though he managed to get in a good shot. Angelus stumbled slightly, giving the other vamp the chance to bang his head repeatedly against a tombstone.
"I think that's enough," Cori intervened when Angelus finally passed out. Spike took one more hit before dropping his sire.
"Damn," Dani looked at the knocked out vamp. "Anyone got any chains?" she asked.
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