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Ok, just so y'all don't think I'm incredibly insane, or perverted, Dani's idea was created by one of my friends. Who then convinced, aka blackmailed, me to put in the story. So, yeah, if you have issues involving yogurt, just skip the first paragraph. You know what, you should just skip it anyway. And there's a crossover with Supernatural. Mainly 'cause Dean's hot. :)

Angel sumoritos: I know, Fred's a quiet one. Like me!

"I just got the weirdest idea," Dani said suddenly. Angel looked up from his sketchbook for a second before looking back down. By now, he'd gotten used to her random comments and thoughts.

"What, Dani?" Cori asked from her position on the floor. She was sitting against the chair Spike was in, where he played with her hair while watching one of his soaps

"What if there were people with yogurt fetishes?" Dani asked, random even for her.

"Wanna repeat that, pet?" Spike looked at her like she was nuts, which she didn't notice since she was looking at her yogurt, lost in her somewhat disturbing thoughts.

"And there was like a website, and it was like," she started to take off the lid slowly, humming porn music.

"You're disturbed," Gunn stated from next to Fred at the counter.

"Why? It's not like I'm the one with a yogurt fetish," Dani defended herself before giggling. "I bet they have yogasms!"

"Freak," Cordy muttered under her breath, not even looking up from her magazine from her chair.

"Whatever," Cori shook her head, too used to her friend to be fazed by 'yogasms'. "I'm gonna have a granola-gasm," she started snacking on a granola bar.

"Where do you come up with this stuff?" Fred asked.

"I dunno," Dani shrugged. "It just comes to me. You've been pretty quiet, even for you," she said the last part to Angel. "What're you drawing?" Angel just shook his head.

0o0o0o

Dean glanced up at the hotel and gave a low whistle of admiration. "Not bad."

"Come on, Dean," Sam started towards the door. Dean looked over his shoulder at his beloved car one more time before following his brother into the hotel. Inside the lobby was empty except for a bleached blonde reading a small black book.

"Who the bloody hell are you two?" the guy asked with a Britsh accent.

"Are you Angel?" Sama asked. The blonde's blue eyes narrowed dangerously.

"What did ya call me?" he growled. Dean just shook his head, remembering what his cousin had told him about her boyfriend, and his little brother's slight idiocy.

"Sammy, shut up. You must be Spike, right?" Dean hoped his guess was right.

"Yeah. So you gonna answer my question?"

"I'm Dean, and that's my little brother, Sammy."
"Sam," Sam corrected his brother.

"You're Cori's cousins?" Spike asked, studying them both, tossing his book onto the seat.

"And you're the boyfriend," Dean confirmed. Spike nodded. "Where is she, anyway?"

"Mall, with Dani and Fred."

"Fred?" Sam was confused. Dean, on the other hand, only heard-

"How's Dani doing?"

"You like the little chit?" Spike asked. Sam and Dean glanced at each other, neither sure what a chit was, though the way Spike said it it couldn't be too bad. In fact, it sounded like a pet name or something.

"Uh, yeah," Dean nodded. Spike shook his head. He had a feeling he'd like the human better than Angel.

"She's taken."

"Really?" Dean asked, slightly disappointed. He'd really liked the whack brunette.

"Sorry, mate," Spike shrugged. "Should've got here about a year ago."

"Oh, well," Dean fell into the empty seat opposite the blonde vampire. "Any other hotties?" Before Spike could answer Cordy and Angel walked in, talking about something.

"No, Cordelia," Angel told the girl. Cordy muttered something under her breath, until she saw Dean.

"Hi, I'm Cordelia," she immediately became charming.

"Dean," he shook her hand, followed by his somewhat reluctant brother.

"I'm Sam."

"Oh, you're the visiting third cousins," Cordelia lost interest. Any guy related to Buffy-or Cori, for that matter-wasn't worth it.

"Hi, I'm Angel," the brunette vampire smiled at the two humans.

"Hey, he's after your girl," Spike nodded at Dean. Angel just rolled his eyes and ignored the younger vampire.

"Ignore Spike. He's a pathological idiot," Angel struck back at the blonde. Spike growled and glared at Angel.

"Guys, quit it," Dani smiled, tossing the shopping bags hanging off her arms onto the floor. "I dunno why you're fighting, but if it's about the cavemen and astronaughts again I'll stake both of your asses."

"Dani," Dean smiled up at the girl.

"Dean!" Dani half-squealed and hugged the human. Dean grinned and hugged her back. "What're you doing here?"
"Ask Cori," Sam answered during his hug. Though his hug was much shorter than Dean's.

"Cori, you didn't tell me your cousins were coming," Dani said accusingly when her friend walked in, chatting with Fred.

"Sam, Dean? I thought you weren't coming until tomorrow?" Cori smiled. Dean grinned.

"And stay away from our favorite cousin? 'Sides, your mom said something about evil boyfriend," he added with a glance at Spike. The vamp just rolled his eyes.

"He's not evil," Cori shook her head. "Anyway, what've I missed with you guys?"

"Ah, you know, the usual."

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