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My sister asked me to write in the Angel episode 'Carpe Noctem', her fav Angel episode ever. And her birthday's in a couple of days. So, here it is. Oh, and when I refer to Marcus, he's already in Angel's body...which you probably already know... Hope you enjoy!

Angel sumoritos: hehe, i will, eventually :)

Marcus grinned, hopping into the car holding a pretty brunette. "Yes, you, me, a hotel."

"You ok?" she asked.

"I'm fine," he looked her over while she watched the road.

0o0o0o

Spike smirked as Cori straddled him. "You like being on top, luv?"

"You should know by now," she grinned. He chuckled and pushed himself up to a sitting position with her in his lap.

"You'll have to reimnd me, then," he kissed her hungrily. They broke apart, Spike rather reluctantly, when 'Angel' walked in.

"I interrupt something?" he asked knowingly, a smirk on his lips as he passed by. The couple stared at him in shock.

"That was Peaches, wasn't it?" Spike asked, still not sure why his Sire hadn't thrown him across the room. Or attempted to stake him.

"I-I think so," Cori was wondering the same thing.

"Maybe he got drunk," Spike suggested. She gave him a look and started to stand up. "Hey, where the bloody hell are you going?" he grabbed her arms and held her down. She giggled as he pulled her into another kiss.

0o0o0o

Dani looked up as Marcus strode in. "Hey, babe, what're you doing here? I thought you and Cordy were still at the gym?"

"Hel-lo," Marcus eyed the brunette. He loved it here. Sexy women everywhere! "Thought I'd come back to see you," he kissed her. She looked at him curiously. He never kissed her like that. Hell, it was hard enough convincing him to cuddle. Damn gypsies. Oh, well, might as well make the best of it.

"Stop, what if Spike sees us?" she teased lightly. She'd heard of Cori's joke, and referred to it often, just like Spike did. Apparently the two had the same sense of humor. But Marcus didn't know about it, and was a bit confused.

"Spike?"

"Never mind," she rolled her eyes. Angel and Cordelia hadn't taken to the joke like the others. She looked at the lobby has someone called her name. "I'll be right back, promise," she gave him a peck on the cheek and strode out.

"Oh, yeah," he grinned. He was liking it here more and more. Especailly when another cute little brunette walked in. So far, no sign of a blonde. "Hello there."

"Hi, Angel," she smiled. "I gave Wesley that file on our case."

"Oh, right," Marcus thought about that uncomfortably and made a mental note to destroy the file as soon as possible. "Well, how about we go out?"

"Nah, Sam and I are going to look up some stuff," she waved him off. "But I'm sure Dani will love to go out."

"Danny?" Marcus thought it over. So long as the guy liked girls, that was all right. "Sure."

"Ok, bye," the girl smiled and ran out of the room. Marcus made another mental note to find out who Spike and Sam where. And the girls' names.

"Angel, what is the matter? You look thoughtful," a guy with strange eyes asked.

"Huh? Oh, nothing, nothing at all. Could you tell me where Spike is?"

"Oh, yes."

Marcus growled as he walked back through the door he'd just came out of, though this time, the couple on the floor didn't notice him.Well, at least now he knew who Spike was. And, if the second brunette was dating Spike, and him, then she and Spike were a pair of cheaters. Then Marcus shrugged Angel's shoulders. So long as he got in the girl's pants, he wasn't about to argue. Although that explained why the pair had looked at him oddly when he passed through. Turning around he found Angel's room, and dressed in something a little more...'clubby'. "Where're you going, all dressed up?" the brunette from earlier (Dani) leaning against the doorway.

"Nowhere now," he grinned as she walked over to him and rested her head on her shoulder. "What about Spike?"

"Well, this will just have to be our little secret, won't it" she smiled. He grinned and kissed her hungrily, picking her up and dropping her onto the bed. "Angel?"

"What?" he asked before kissing her again, this time running a hand up her leg.

"Angel," this time she pushed him away. "What the hell's up with you?"

"Huh?" Marcus was a little dazed. No girl had pushed him since...hell, he didn't even remember.

"What's up with you?" she asked, sounding more shocked than angry.

"I can't want to go at it with a pretty girl?" They were both startled when the phone rang. Marcus had an idea of who it was and stopped the girl when she reached for the phone. "Let it ring."

"Angel, are you sure you're ok?"

"Is this because of Spike?" Marcus growled in frustration.

"No! What does Spike have to do with this?"

"Um, guys," the short-haired girl (Cordelia) at the door interrupted them. "Aren't you going to join us for movie night?"

"Yes!" the girl beneath him pushed him off and jumped to her feet. She was starting to get worried about her boyfriend.

0o0o0o

"Hey, Dani, you ok?" Dean noticed the look on the girl's face.

"Five by five, just worried about Angel," she shrugged.

"Why?"

"He keeps trying to sleep with me," Dani explained.

"And that's a bad thing...?"

"Yeah, 'cause then he'll go crazy and kill everyone."

"Why does everyone here have weird sex lives?"

"It's a requirement."

"I bet it is," Dean grinned. Neither saw Marcus in the doorway. He slipped away quietly and paced in his room. So that was why none of their girls would sleep with him. Well, he'd just have to fix that.

0o0o0o

Cori barely looked up when Marcus walked in. "Hey, what are you doing here?"

"Thought I might have some fun," he answered flirtily.

"Oh," she replied idly, her attention focused on her book. He groaned in frustration. What the hell? He was in a hott body, the girls should be all over him! Hell, that Spike guy got more action than he did. And Gunn, apparently. "Where's Dani?" And who the hell was Danny?

"Yeah, just going to see Danny," he sulked out of the room. That's it. He was going to sleep with at least one girl before midnight.

"What's up with you?" the short-haired girl, Cordelia, showed up.

"Nothing, anymore," he grinned. "How about you and me go up to my room?"

"Ok," she shrugged and followed him upstairs. A few drinks later and she was giggling in his lap. "You know, I used to have a huge crush on you," she giggled.

"Really?" he smirked and kissed her. He didn't see Gunn and Spike slipping in

"What are you guys doing?" Cordy asked drunkenly, seeing the two. Marcus saw them and realized Angel had gotten a hold of them somehow.

"Dammit!"

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