I've decided that I'm going to reply to any reviews I get, 'cause I'm funny that way. So, to all readers and reviewers, thanks again. you really make a first-time fanfic writer feel welcome!
So, here's edition number two! As you can see, it's a little longer. Please R&R, blah, blah, blah. You know the score. and if I make any mistakes, please point them out. I think I've done something wrong somewhere, I just can't figure out what.
Disclaimer: Harry Potter and its Death Eaters are not mine, but I made up Imshi Mulroney myself. Hands off!
Crisis Two
Freedom Of Speech?
3/06/06 11.45am
To: Severus Snape – s.snape.deatheater.wiz
From: Antonin Dolohov – dolohov.deatheater.wiz
Re: What happened?
Is it just me, or is ratty boy a bit quiet today? I met him in the corridor and didn't get a word out of him.
P.S. How'd the mission go?
3/06/06 11.47am
To: Antonin Dolohov – dolohov.deatheater.wiz
From: Severus Snape – s.snape.deatheater.wiz
Re: What happened?
You mean you don't know?
P.S. Total crap, don't ask.
3/06/06 11.48am
To: Severus Snape – s.snape.deatheater.wiz
From: Antonin Dolohov – dolohov.deatheater.wiz
Re: What happened?
Not really…
3/06/06 11.50am
To: Antonin Dolohov – dolohov.deatheater.wiz
From: Severus Snape – s.snape.deatheater.wiz
Re: What happened?
He's been quiet all day because Master put a silencing charm on him. Stupid prat, I told him to stop whinging, but did he listen?
3/06/06 11.52am
To: Severus Snape – s.snape.deatheater.wiz
From: Antonin Dolohov – dolohov.deatheater.wiz
Re: What happened?
Apparently not. How's the tosser taking it?
3/06/06 11.53am
To: Antonin Dolohov – dolohov.deatheater.wiz
From: Severus Snape – s.snape.deatheater.wiz
Re: What happened?
In a word? Badly. He's been walking around sulking all day, so master hit him with a Confurnicus curse, he's now confined to his room with tentacles and a frozen voice-box. There is a god.
3/06/06 11.54am
To: Severus Snape – s.snape.deatheater.wiz
From: Antonin Dolohov – dolohov.deatheater.wiz
Re: What happened?
Couldn't have put it better myself. Call me crazy, but I really like the sound of this new model, much better looking, by the sounds of it, and we can't hear him complain.
3/06/06 11.56am
To: Antonin Dolohov – dolohov.deatheater.wiz
Severus Snape – s.snape.deatheater.wiz
From: Peter Pettigrew – littlerattyguy.deatheater.wiz
Re: Hello
Hi guys!
3/06/06 11.53am
To: Antonin Dolohov – dolohov.deatheater.wiz
From: Severus Snape – s.snape.deatheater.wiz
Re: Fan-bloody-tastic
Doesn't stop him typing though does it?
3/06/06 11.55am
To: Peter Pettigrew – littlerattyguy.deatheater.wiz
From: Severus Snape – s.snape.deatheater.wiz
Re: Hello
Hello Wormtail. Throat hurting yet? Or have we learned to mime?
3/06/06 11:57am
To: Severus Snape – s.snape.deatheater.wiz
From: Peter Pettigrew – littlerattyguy.deatheater.wiz
Re: ?
I don't have the slightest idea what you're talking about.
3/06/06 11.59am
To: Peter Pettigrew – littlerattyguy.deatheater.wiz
From: Severus Snape – s.snape.deatheater.wiz
Re: Hello
Save it rat boy, I was there. You know? The one in the corner dying laughing?
3/06/06 12.02pm
To: Severus Snape – s.snape.deatheater.wiz
From: Peter Pettigrew – littlerattyguy.deatheater.wiz
Re: ?
You were?
Crap.
O.k. fine, so you were there, big deal. See if I care.
…
You haven't told anyone else have you?
…
HAVE YOU?
3/06/06 12:02pm
To: Algernon Rookwood – al.deatheater.wiz
From: Bellatrix Lestrange – bella.deatheater.wiz
Re: Silence
Now that's entertainment! I wish I'd been there. A critical moment in history. Peter Pettigrew stops talking. Told you he'd snap eventually.
3/06/06 12:04pm
To: Bellatrix Lestrange – bella.deatheater.wiz
From: Algernon Rookwood – al.deatheater.wiz
Re: Silence
No. What you said was that people probably wanted to shut him up so badly that they'd end up doing something drastic. So sorry, no points for you.
3/06/06 12:07pm
To: Imshi Mulroney – irishgirl.deatheater.wiz
From: Narcissa Malfoy – cissy.deatheater.wiz
Re: New form of acne
Did you hear the latest? Confurnicus. I am not even kidding. Got him right in the face. He won't come out of his room now.
3/06/06 12:09pm
To: Narcissa Malfoy – cissy.deatheater.wiz
From: Imshi Mulroney – irishgirl.deatheater.wiz
Re: Curses
If I were him, I wouldn't leave my room anyway. Still, don't you think Confurnicus seems a little tame? It's just tentacles, I would have thought something a little more painful.
3/06/06 12:10pm
To: Imshi Mulroney – irishgirl.deatheater.wiz
From: Narcissa Malfoy – cissy.deatheater.wiz
Re: Curses
I hadn't thought of that. I just assumed he was going for the humiliation angle. Still, you're right, I would have expected something really nasty.
3/06/06 12:13pm
To: Narcissa Malfoy – cissy.deatheater.wiz
From: Imshi Mulroney – irishgirl.deatheater.wiz
Re: Curses
Tell you what. I'll do a poll.
3/06/06 12:22pm
To: Narcissa Malfoy – cissy.deatheater.wiz
From: Imshi Mulroney – irishgirl.deatheater.wiz
CC:
>>Bellatrix Lestrange - bella.deatheater.wiz
>>Rodolphus Lestrange – r.lestrange.deatheater.wiz
>>Algernon Rookwood – al.deatheater.wiz
>>Macnair – animalkiller.deatheater.wiz
>>& others.
Re: NEW POLL
Question: What curse do you think Wormtail will get hit by next time?
Jelly-Legs Jinx: 2
Cruciatus Curse: 67
Permanent-Sticking Charm using sign labelled 'I am a moron' (back of head): 0.5
Permanent-Sticking Charm using sign labelled 'I am a moron' (forehead): 1.5
Constriction curse: 8
Other: 21
3/06/06 11:54pm
To: Imshi Mulroney – irishgirl.deatheater.wiz
From: Narcissa Malfoy – cissy.deatheater.wiz
Re: Curses
Cruciatus Curse? Are they crazy? Way too predictable. Hey, bet you five Galleons it's that Entrail-expelling one.
3/06/06 11:54pm
To: Imshi Mulroney – irishgirl.deatheater.wiz
From: Narcissa Malfoy – cissy.deatheater.wiz
Re: Curses
Make it ten and you've got a deal.
3/06/06 11.55pm
To: Peter Pettigrew – littlerattyguy.deatheater.wiz
From: Severus Snape – s.snape.deatheater.wiz
Re: Hello
No need to shout, I can read just fine in lower-case. Nah, don't flatter yourself. We have way better things to do than discuss your misfortunes…